OOh! Look at all the pretty reviews! I guess the threats are working! If you don't review I will put a terrible curse on you, a curse that will change your life forever. Ok well I won't but please spare 30 seconds to write a review. It makes me happy, and you also get your name in the next chapter.

So here's the reward for the people who did review:

talkingiscool: Lol, I don't think I can ever get the part of Tracy in Hairspray because if I do then millions of people will fill into the theatre and I'm going to accidentally belt "GOOD MORNING VOLDEMORT!" at the top of my lungs.

Emma/Hermione #1 Fan: You know, it's really funny. As soon as I submitted chapter 2 I thought, what should my next song be? Then I searched my Harry Potter song archives and found this!

Georgeluver92: Is this soon enough?

Seraphim: Good girl. gives cookie The first song was to the tune of "Good Morning Baltimore" from the musical "Hairspray" if your not into musicals than you might not know it. In fact I didn't even know the song until a couple of weeks ago when I was in a theatre show and this was one of the numbers, and backstage I caught my self singing "Good Morning Voldemort" to myself.

Disclaimer: Don't own it!

Now this song is a parody of Beauty School Dropout from the musical Grease. (Which oddly enough I was planning before Emma/Hermione suggested it.)

Filch: Where did my life go wrong...

(an Angel down with some Angel girlthingys)

Angel: Your story's sad to tell, a old-age ne're do well. Most mixedup-non deleinquent in the school. Your future's pretty clear now what's left of your career now can't even get a trade in on your scowl

girls start singing in back round

fifties scat stuff like bum ba dum...

Angel: Magic school drop out, no graduation day for you,

Magic school drop out, missed your midterms and flunked Potions too

Well at least you could have taken time to wash and clean your clothes up,

After spending all your life trying to clean all of Hogwarts up

Better get moving,

Girls: better get moving...

Angel: Why keep your feeble hopes alive, what are you proveing

Girls: what are you proving...

Angel: You've got the dream, but not the drive. If you go for your diploma you could join them in this school. Turn in your broom and mop and go back to magic school.

Magic school drop out, hanging around Hogwarts school. Magic School dropout (girls repeat) Its about time you knew the score, You haven't learned anything, you think you're such a looker. No woman would ever date you unless she was a hooker.

Baby don't sweat it, your not the best janitor in town,

better forget it, who wants their school cleaned up by a slob

your hair hasn't been combed and you smell bad it's not cool

wipe off that angry face and go back to magic school.

Baby don't blow it, don't put my good advice to shame

baby u know it, no other Squib could say the same Now I've called the shot, put down that mop I really gotta fly!

Gotta be going to that Zonko's in the sky

Magic school drop out...

Go back to Hogwarts...

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