Well hello people. I haven't updated in a while because school started and now I'm waiting for my brother to get off the phone so I can get online and after logging on many times to hear their conversations about Mario Golf (possibly the worst subject ever) I decided it's just hopeless and decided to write a songfic instead, well actually I already wrote it I'm just copying it here. Now their talking about Gannondorf and which gannondorf is harder. So I strongly encourage you review. If you don't I WILL find you. You can ask my friend Cat because I was telling her my fanfiction name and she realized that she read my fic AND DIDN'T REVIEW! So now you understand how bad it is to not review. Now he's talking to his mom, now its back to his friend. WILL THEY STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT SHORT FAT UGLY ITALIAN PERVERT! Alright, so here are the reviews, you may be wondering how I got the reviews if I can't get on the internet its because I waited for my brother and his friend to hang up and I'm writing them in the future. By the way I'm able to listen to them because I keep loggin on to Aol and i can hear their voices.

Emma/Hermione#1fan(Lora): This one is from grease too.

Dream Phantom: Yes it is cute. Ur Username reminds me of Danny Phantom.

ALRIGHT START THE STORY!

Pansy Parkinson, Millicent Bulstrode, and Blaise Zabini (Gender of Blaise is still unknown)(A/n: Where in HBP did it refer to blaise as "he"? Now everyone thinks he's a boy) are in a dress shop Pansy puts on a long brown haired wig

Pansy: Hey GUESS WHO I AM!

Millicent: Who?

Pansy: Look at me I'm Hermione. Lousy with virginity. Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed I can't I'm Hermione. Watch it! Hey I'm Fluer Delacour. I was not brought up that way. Won't come across even Lockhart's in loss.

All: His heart to Fluer Delacour.

Pansy: I don't drink

Millicent & Blaise: Ah!

Pansy: Or swear.

Milliicent & Blaise: Oh!

Pansy: I don't care about my hair.

Millicent and Blaise: EWW!

Pansy: I get ill from one cigarette.

Millicent & Blaise: cough cough cough

Pansy: Get your filthy paws off my silky drawers! Would you pull that crap with Lavender. As for you Harry Potter, you I know what you wanna do, You got your crust, I'm no object of lust.

all: I'm just like Hermione.

Pansy: DRAACO! DRACO! LET ME BE! Get that Draco far from me. Just keep your cool now you're starting to drool. 'ey I'm Hermione.

Alright let's see if this works... THERES A DIAL TONE HALLELUJAH! Alrighty time to sumbit!