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A/N - A one shot that involves 4 characters. Please read and tell me what you think! br /
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Harry fell off his broom. He was falling and falling. But he didn't hit the ground. Harry opened his eyes and discovered that Professor Dumbledore had caught him. br /
"Its okay Harry, I've got you." br /
"I know Albus, I know." Harry said lovingly. br /
Meanwhile…on the sidelines, Professor McGonagall was becoming increasingly jealous that her boyfriend…HER BOYFRIEND was in a deep, passionate embrace with the bloody boy who lived! br /
Dumbledore seemed to notice her jealousy and decided to drop Harry and make it up to his one true love! McGonagall and Dumbledore spent the night together…and no, they weren't asleep. br /
The following week, McGonagall felt rather ill. She decided to visit the hospital wing and her suspicions were confirmed. She was pregnant! With triplets! br /
"How will Alby take the news?" She wondered out loud. br /
When she climbed the staircase to her lover's office and opened the door, she saw Dumbledore in yet another passionate embrace with not only the Potter boy….but with his bird Fawkes! br /
"Alby! You are sick! Just for the record, I'm pregnant, that's right Potter! PREGNANT... and Albus...I bet you can guess who the father is!" br /
"Well this is quite an interesting day! Finding out I'm going to be a father twice!" br /
"What are you talking about Albus?" McGonagall asked humiliated. br /
"Well, only ten minutes ago I found out that I was going to father quintuplets! Did you hear that, Minerva dear! 5 mini Dumbledore's! br /
"HOW COULD YOU ALBY! Who is the mother…I swear when I get my hands on her…" br /
"Oh how could I forget to tell you that fine detail! Fawkes is pregnant!" br /
"YOU GOT THAT STUPID ("Minerva, Fawkes is beautiful, not stupid") BIRD OF YOURS PREGNANT!" br /
"Well yes..." br /
"You mean" McGonagall began "that as soon as you slept with me that night, you started to see that..that…BIRD!" br /
"Fawkes has a name, Minerva. I suggest you use it." br /
"Oh shut up old man! And what about Potter! You and he have been very close lately! I suppose he is pregnant too!" br /
Harry looked up. br /
"Well, you see professor; it was going to be a surprise. I found out about a month ago that I was pregnant with Quadruplets!" br /
"Harry, does that mean?" Dumbledore gasped. br /
"Yes, Albus, you're going to be a father…again!" br /
"Well what a day this has been. 12 children! 12 Mini Me's!" br /
And from that day forward, Dumbledore was the happiest man alive! br /
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A/N - Hey everyone! This is just a silly one shot that i thought up about a year ago and my friend Emma, who this is dedicated to wanted me to post it. So i really hope you enjoy it and reviews would be much appreciated!