Originally requested as Reno/Anyone, because anyone with Reno is sexy, I brought up a few valid pairings that made the wonderous ladymacbeth on livejournal laugh/cry at the thought. Like Reno/Yin and Yang. Man. The thought just kills me. o.O
Also: Love to almost not quite but close the first FF7 fic I've ever written! Loved the fandom for years but never quite had the gumption (or skill) to pull off a fiction. Hope this one doesn't suck TOO much. xD;
FF7 not mine, etcetera and so on.
Request – Reno/Yuffie, "Blanket"
:D
"Give it."
"No."
"Give it now."
"Piss off."
"Give it now or I will maim you."
Reno buried his face in the pillow and tried to ignore her. It was too early in the morning for this. His hangover couldn't take it. Why couldn't Yuffie be like Elena and sleep like the dead after a night of heavy drinking? She sounded too chipper to be hungover herself. Life was just not fair.
"Reno," she said dangerously. The bed creaked as she shifted her weight.
"Screw you," he told the pillow eloquently.
There was a moment of tense silence.
"God damnit, Reno, you son of a bitch, share that blanket now or I will kill you! I didn't agree to this retarded sleeping arrangment just to freeze my ass off because you're hogging all the blankets!"
"Get your own god damned blanket if you're so bloody cold!"
"RENO. GIVE IT TO ME."
"Sod off!"
A brief struggle ensued. She hit him. He kicked her. She kicked back. He fell off the bed. She rolled him out of the blanket as he lay cursing on the floor and claimed the bed with the self-satisfied air of a princess.
As Reno lay there clutching his wounded pride(s), he swore to the Powers That Be(tm) that he was never, ever vacationing in Wutai ever again.