Disclaimer: Sorry for the wait guys! Thank you for all those great reviews! And as promised here is Day 1. This story could go on and on as I may actually write all 64 days, if not I'll find a way to squeeze the story in somehow. Throughout the story would feature some mushy crap and odd romance things and insanity! And odd pairings maybe? Maybe! Sorry for the OOC, but wouldn't you be OOC if you were drunk! Maybe! All characters are owned by Naughty Dog or whoever owns them now. I have nothing, I used to make my living in cardboard boxes, it so sad and so hard ;; Now I live in the telephone booth. Here's Day 1 in full! Enjoy!

Pinstripe, Komodo Joe and Moe: (do a drum roll)

A/N: Italitics represent the narrator talking or should I say narrating.

:Day 1:

:8:45pm:

"It has been fifteen minutes since the housemates entered the Big Brother House. Koala Kong managed to smell out the beer that Big Brother stashed away in a hole in the garden. Already, most of the housemates are on the road to drunk lane. Now the beer comes out and the party is getting started! Little do they know, that the party isn't going to go on, after an hour..."

A disco ball appeared out of no-where, and disco music blared out the speakers at full blast. A majority of the housemates where a spectacle to be seen, as they were dancing dementedly and howling tunelessly at the top of their lungs leaving a mess of empty cans in their wake.

Coco huffed as she collected a pile of empty cans into her arms. "Litterbugs!"

Crash put a lampshade on his head. "Woooooo-hooooooo!"

Cortex wiggled his hips suggestively to the beat of the music, gracefully balancing a can on his head.

Meanwhile Komodo Joe was brawling into his knees, mumbling furiously. "(hic) Why? Why doesssssss my (hic) pea-ssssssized brain of a brother (hic) have to distressssss me sssssssso? Baywatch...(hic) I love that ssssssshow. (hic)"

Ripper Roo hopped onto Joe's head, digging his razor sharp toenails into his scalp. "Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Pinstripe snorted intoxicated. "(hic) He's right! (hic) Baywatch sucks. And you can tell your brother that he's (hic) so damn smart! (hic)"

Not noticing Ripper Roo perched on his head, Joe drunkenly ran around in circles, hissing. "(hic) DON'T YOU SSSSSSAY SSSSSSUCH A THING!"

Coco raised an eyebrow at Joe. "Um...you realise Ripper Roo is on your head?"

Silence.

Moments after staring into space, Ripper Roo, Joe and Pinstripe broke out into a drunken, nonsensicial arguement.

"Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Yous (hic) couldn't knit to save your live! (hic)"

"Why? (sniff, hic) Insult me! Why did you insult me? I'll get you! (hic, hic)"

Coco sighed.

Koala Kong and Tiny were in the garden staring at the chickens. The chickens halted their clucking, looking very worried.

"Oh! Tiny like bears!"

"Kong hungry!" Koala Kong pondered in thought, not noticing Papu Papu race to the fridge from the corner of his eye.

Papu Papu grabbed the entire fridge and started to pack all the food into his suitcase. "Papu Papu need good food. Papu Papu need food for stomach. Stomach is growling!"

Tiny looked at Koala Kong in hope. "Tiny hungry too! What do Tiny and Kong do?"

A lightbulb appeared above Koala Kong's head, then the lightbulb dimmed and crashed landed on his head.

"Kong know! Kong and Tiny eat bears!"

Tiny jumped up for joy. "Oh! Tiny never eat bears before! Tiny very excited!"

The "bears" clucked, flapping their wings frenziedly. They started to "talk" ensuring with subtitles that appeared on the television that you viewers are watching on.

"Cluck, cluck, cluck!" (What's happening? Where are these ugly freaks looking at us?")

"CLUCK CLUCK!" ("Oh egads! They're salivating!")

"CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!" ("What does that MEAN!") the clucks became more frantic.

"CLUCK! CLUCKITY, CLUCKA, CLUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCK!" ("We're gonna become toast!")

Tiny and Koala Kong sprinted to the kitchen to open the cutlery draws, immediately they both hit a blank. The giant koala turned to look at Tiny. "What does Kong and Tiny do now?"

Tiny shrugged, scratching his ears. "Tiny don't...know! Tiny never cook bears before."

Unbeknowest to all the drunken housemates, Papu Papu was heaving his suitcase full of food and drink into the boy's bedroom. The boy's bedroom had light blue walls, nine cosy single beds and a double bed. Papu Papu hastily hid the suitcase under one of the beds. "Hahahahahaha! Papu Papu have all food now." He dusted his hands in glee.

Coco frowned, as the empty cans surrounding the living area seemed to have multiplied. Tawna strolled over avoiding a moonwalking Dingodile. "Hey mates! (hic) You're all my best mates! GROUP HUG! (hic)" The spectacle became even more bizzare when Crash, Cortex and Dingodile all gave each other a friendly embrace.

Coco and Tawna's eyes widened, aghast.

"(hic) Cortex (hic) I'm very...sorray I destroyeded yer...castel (hic) and thwarteded yer plannz! (hic)" Crash slurred, smiling freakishly wide.

"(hic) I forgive-eth youz! I'm sorry I trickeded yer into bringing me da crystalz! (hic) I'm sorray!" Cortex sniffed happily.

Dingodile burst into a flurry of incessant hicupping. "(hic) I didn't mean ta! I didn't mean ta try an' toast da penguin! (hic)"

"Cortex...and Crash, saying SORRY?" Coco froze in horror.

"Maybe this is the start of world peace?" suggested Tawna hopefully.

"He's the enemy!" she hissed malciously, before turning her attention to the taller bandicoot. "You forget this started because of you!"

Tawna folded her arms, surprised. "Me!"

"Yes! It all started when Crash wanted to rescue you and travelled three islands to be with you!"

"So?"

"SO! You left him and this stupid feud of thwarting Cortex's plan ensured!" Coco dropped the empty can and started to prod Tawna's stomach. "ALL YOUR FAULT!"

"My fault! How was it my fault? It's not my fault that your brother is a shallow, one dimensional freak!"

That did it. Coco's emerald eyes flickered in rage, as she grinded her teeth in fury. "Take that back about my brother!"

"Never!" Tawna hissed, stomping her heel down.

Coco promptly cracked her knuckles, outstretching a hand to tug violently at Tawna's hair.

"Ow!" she screamed earpiercingly, struggling against the smaller bandicoot's grip. "Get off me!" she furiously kicked and screamed, also grabbing Coco's hair and furiously yanking at it.

"OW! OW! OW!"

While a brutal bandicoot fight broke out in the background, Koala Kong and Tiny were still wondering how they can cook the chickens.

"Tiny know what to do! Tiny thinks Kong and Tiny should ask Cortex! Cortex know everything!"

Koala Kong nodded and the hapless duo went to find Cortex. They were quite confused to find Cortex, Crash and Dingodile standing on the dining table and all holding hands, while tunelessly chrousing:

I'm a Barbie girl!

In a Barbie world!

Life in plastic,

It's fantastic!

Tiny smiled obtusely. "Tiny like that song!"

Koala Kong tugged at Cortex's sleeve contiously. "Kong need to ask Cortex something. How does Kong and Tiny cook bears?"

Cortex suddenly fell off the table, giggling manically. "(hic) Koowala Koong (hic) youz need a net! And a carvingggg k-knife! (hic)"

Koala Kong scratched his head. "Okay Cortex. Kong and Tiny go now!"

Tiny and Koala Kong raced back to the kitchen to end up face-to-face with the cutlery. "Which one is the carvy knife?" questioned Tiny.

"Mmmm...Kong think it's this one!" Koala Kong raised a fork into the air triumphantly.

Tiny estatically bounced around the kitchen. "YAY! TINY AND KONG GET THE BEARS!"

Koala Kong grinned as he viciously tore open a cushion to use as a net. The duo clapped their hands cheerfully, as they bounced into the garden with boundless enthusiasm. The chickens halted abruptly, as the two got closer.

"CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!" ("We must prepare for war!")

"CLUCKITY CLUCK CLUCKY!" ("I'm scared! I pooped myself again. Hehehehe!")

"CLUCK! CLUCCCCCCCCCCCK!" ("For all the chickens out there! WE MUST FIGHT!")

"CLUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!" ("CHARGE!")

The duo brandished their forks. But before Tiny and Koala Kong could get their plan into action, Rilla Roo charged into the garden making aeroplane noises and spitting brusquely. The chicken army (or the "bears" as Kong and Tiny called them) whipped out bomber helmets and started to sharpen their beaks on sandpaper.

Rilla Roo flapped his arms wildly, running around in circles.

"When Kong count to three, that's when Kong and Tiny get the bears to eat! Okay?"

"Okay!"

Koala Kong held out his fingers to count. "One..."

Rilla Roo leaped into the chicken pen.

Koala Kong furrowed his brow. "What comes after one?"

Tiny counted his fingers. "Two!"

"Oh. Two!"

Furious clucking screeched out from the pen, as Rilla Roo shrieked in unbearable pain as he was furiously being pecked by the fearful chickens.

"THREE! GO!" Koala Kong gestured dramatically with his fork.

The two charged with their forks to be stopped in their tracks by Rilla Roo's screaming. Koala Kong threw down his fork in digust as Tiny roared mightily.

"Rilla Roo GREEDY!" Koala Kong pouted. "Rilla Roo wanted bears all to himself."

"Tiny ANGRY!"

Koala Kong and Tiny brawled wildly, burying their heads into the soil.

:9:45pm:

"It has been one hour since the housemates entered. Thirty cans of beer later and the drunken housemates are still partying. Coco and Tawna are still fighting. Koala Kong and Tiny are unhappy with the chicken issue. But matters will be made much better when they realise, they must now nominate! YES! Nominate after one hour of being here! EVIL! Meanwhile Rilla Roois in the diary room being told off."

A wounded Rilla Roo sat dumbstruck in the famous diary room chair (which is bright blue by the way), complete with beak pierces all over his body and a black eye.

Big Brother sighed. "Rilla Roo do you have any idea why you have been called to the diary room?"

Rilla Roo stuck out his tongue.

"No my child, that's not the reason. You see. You were trying to destroy the chickens."

Rilla Roo belched.

"That does not comply to the rules. You must respect your chickens. Do you understand, my child?" (This voice is familar, is it not?)

Rilla Roo blinked.

"You have been issued with your first formal warning..." Suddenly the voice changed. "NOW GET OUT MONKEY NUTS!" A huge boot was winded up and it promptly kicked Rilla Roo all the way through the garden and into the swimming pool.

"Uka Uka! You could have been nicer!" came the voice of Aku Aku (he's one half of the voice of Big Brother)

"Feeble brother, you should know better! I DON'T DO NICE!"

Rilla Roo thrashed violently in the pool as Koala Kong and Tiny cruelly mocked.

"THIS IS BIG BROTHER!" screamed the voice of Uka Uka from the speaker. "WILL COCO COME TO THE DIARY ROOM?"

Coco glowered malevolently at Tawna, as she let go of her blonde locks. "I'll be back." her voice trailed off into the distance. Tawna rolled her eyes. "You wish!" she retorted sternly, massaging her temple.

Coco entered the diary room and parked herself on the chair.

"Hello Big Brother." she snapped callously.

"Coco my child-"

"It was Tawna! She started it! She called my brother a-"

"SHUT UP! COCO! YOU ARE HERE TO NOMINATE!" Uka Uka's voice boomed.

Coco stared wide-eyed. "Already?"

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EVIL ISN'T IT? WELL GET ON WITH THE VOTING."

Aku Aku sighed. "Uka Uka, tonight is my shift of Big Brother. Coco, please nominate two of your housemates."

Coco smirked. "Easy. Tawna because she's a nasty piece of work. She called my brother a shallow freak! She pulled my hair! And secondly...can't I vote for Tawna twice?"

"No."

"Okay then. I vote Cortex simply because he's EVIL AND TWISTED! And he wiggled his hips at me." she shivered as she recalled that moment.

"Thank you Coco, you may leave the diary room." Aku Aku said. "Now will Crash come to the diary room?"

Crash wobbled his way to the diary room.

"Now Crash. I know you are drunk, but please nominate two of your fellow housemates."

"I nominatez (hic) my sista Coco. She insulteded my best pal in da whole (hic) world. And I nominateded (hic) Komodo Joe. I don't know why. (hic)"

Aku Aku hestitated. "I see. Thank you Crash."

Crash promptly went back to dancing with his "best friends".

"Dingodile. Please come to the diary room."

Dingodile slumped himself on the diary room chair.

"Please give Big Brother your two nominations."

"I nominate (hic)...Coco. Because she picked up (hic) all da empty cans. (sniff) I also nominate Rilla Roo. (hic) Spoilsport!" he broke into tears.

Dingodile then left to be consoled by Crash and Cortex who slurred their condolences.

And the nominations went on. Koala Kong voted Rilla Roo and Cortex, Komodo Joe voted Pinstripe and Ripper Roo, Cortex voted Coco and "whoever made him fall off the table" (the vote goes to Koala Kong), Papu Papu voted everyone, Pinstripe voted Komodo Joe and Crash, Ripper Roo's voted Komodo Joe and Pinstripe, Tawna voted Coco and Crash and Tiny voted Rilla Roo and Cortex. Rilla Roo's spitting did state a valid reason for his "votes" and was denied any chance to vote.

"Thank you everyone for voting. Big Brother will get back to you!"

"Shaddup!" Pinstripe threw a can at the camera.

:10:45pm:

"The nominatations ended an hour ago and will be revealed tomorrow afternoon where there will be a live task. Crash, Cortex and Dingodile have collasped on the sofa. Komodo Joe, Pinstripe and Ripper Roo are in the garden, sleeping. Coco and Rilla Roo fell asleep on the floor. Tawna, Tiny and Koala Kong are the only ones that have gone to sleep in their beds. I guess it ends here. Do I get paid now? HUH? DO I? I need it! I need to propose to my girlfriend! PLEASE! I need money for the ring! HAVE MERCCCCCCCCY!"

The credits started to roll, as the narrator started to shriek for mercy.

Nush: And Day 1 is over! Crash, Cortex and Dingodile friends! Epp!

Pinstripe: I GOT DRUNK!

Komodo Joe: Me too!

Komodo Moe: I'm not in the ssssssstory! (cries)

Nush: (pets him) Will Crash regret his actions on Day 2? Will Cortex and Dingodile recoil when they find out that Crash was friends with them? Will Komodo Joe get over it? Will Coco stop being sensible? Will Tawna get her revenge? DO ANY OF THEM REALISE PAPU PAPU TOOK ALL THE FOOD! The nominees shall be revealed on Day 2! Sorry this was long! But hey! FUN! Thank you one again to those who reviewed the first part and I hope you enjoy this part! Thank you. Peace, love and respect!

Love Nush and co. xoxoxoxoxoxox