Soon Sora, Haru, Riku, and Kari were in Traverse Town with a little stand that said: "The signups to destroy the author." No one though came. Untill...Sora put up another sign that said: "We pay you 24847642650 dollors a century. And soon enough a big line formed.
Sora:Okay next!
Shadow:I
am Shadow teh hedgehog...FEAR ME!
Sora:No...Next!
Ness:Im
copyrighted!
Sora:Next!
Spyro:Im a dragon that shoots flames
out my mouth.
Sora:How many game you
have?
Spyro:7.
Sora:You're in.
Spyro:Fo
Shizzle!
Sora:Next!
Ansem:I have no job...
Sora:Next!
Pac-Man:GET
IN MY BELLAH!
Sora:...You're in.
Pac-Man:GET IN MY BELLAH!
Sora:Later...Next!
Dante:Im here for the
cash!
Sora:What weapon do you have?
Dante:Umm...I
forgot?
Sora:Hmmmmmmmm...NEXT!
Kitty:Mew!
Sora:NEXT!
Kitty:MEW!
Sora:NEXXTT!
Kitty:ahem...MEW!
Sora:Yeah...NEXT!
Doggie:Woof!
Sora:And
they had to make nintendodogs why? NEXT!
Homer:Is this the
doughnut shop?
Sora:No...NEXT!
Homer:Doh!
Bart:I got
you're wallet!
Homer:GIVE THAT BACK BOY!
Sora:I said next.
Leon:Umm...Why did you
kick me out?
Sora:I dont know... :P You're in.
NEXT!
Kitty:Mew!
Sora:Crap...
Kitty:Mew Mew Mew Mew!
Sora:SHUT
UPP!
Kitty:Mew!
Sora:Mew!
Kitty:NEXT! TTl...I mean
Mew!
Sora:HAHAHA! NEXT!
Anti Sora:I want in...YOU WILL LET
ME IN!
Sora:Or not. NEXT!
Riku:No ones left except the
kitty and you only have...Pac-man, and Spyro.
Sora:Good enough. NOW LETS KICK THE AUTHORS BUTT!
But back at the authors castle he was planning something.
Author:WHY HAVENT YOU SENT
THE WALRUSES OUT YET?
Minion:Well...They are jumping from planes
to make it cool looking, and for a scene in Willy Wonka 2:My Factory
is Bombed By Walruses.
Author:Oh...Well...Carry on...
TO BE CONTINUED!