Gumnut's Farscape Ficlet Collection

by Gumnut

A collection of ficlets not long enough to warrant their own story space. Some may contain spoilers for any season. Some of Gumnut's earliest fics.

8. Splitting Hairs

Splitting Hairs
By Gumnut
22 Nov 2002

"My God, what have you done to your hair?"

"Do you like it?"

"Umm."

"Chiana, did it for me."

"It's, umm, different."

"So do you like it?"

"Umm, very nice."

"I thought so, too. Took long enough, I was in curling rods for arns."

"So that's where you've been."

"Yes. Oh, and Chiana has this new hair rinse that left my hair so soft. Here smell it."

Sniff

"Hmm, nice. Ah, were the ribbons really necessary?"

"Why?"

"Oh, I don't know, don't you think they are a little too much?"

"You hate it, don't you?"

"Well, I er…"

"Well, frell you, Crichton, I didn't do it for you anyway. Chiana likes it."

"Ohhkay. Anything you say, Big D. Nice hair."

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FIN.