The Baby of Doom
by Marik's Dark Queen
Summary: One day Marik and Bakura find Ishizu's baby outside of their house with a letter saying that they have to raise it and although they try hard, raising the little kid isn't as easy as it seems. They will soon find out that the baby's room doesn't look very peaceful, her toys aren't quite right for her and that their little baby isn't quite an angel. Maybe it would be better if her father took care of her…
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh
Warning: Tea bashing! (In future chapters)
Chapter 1: Boy or girl?
It was an afternoon like all the others. Marik and Bakura were plotting an evil plan for killing Yami again. This one seemed better and more likely to work. When they finished their planning they shook hands to make a deal and they laughed loudly at Yami's doom. They laughed and laughed until the doorbell was heard.
Bakura went to open the door when…
"Marik there is a baby here!" Bakura shouted.
"A baby?" asked Marik and run to the door.
"Look there is a letter in its basket!" said Bakura and picked up the letter.
"My dear brother,
I cannot hide the truth from you anymore. For the last year I had a secret relationship with Yami. This baby is the result of this relationship. I tried to keep it as hard as I could but I failed. Don't ask me why. You will soon understand. I ask you to please take care of the baby because it is your family too. You have no choice on that because you will never see me again.
Good luck,
Ishizu"
"What!" said Marik. Both he and Bakura looked at the baby who was crying as loud as it could.
"Whahahahah!" said the baby.
"What should we do?" asked Marik.
"Maybe we should bring it inside," said Bakura and they brought the baby inside, laying it on a sofa.
"It looks like the pharaoh," he said looking at the little baby.
"We don't even know if the baby is a boy or a girl!" Marik said.
"Whahahahahah!" continued the baby. Bakura and Marik checked the baby and found out that it was a little girl.
"We should find her a name. We can't continue calling it 'it'".
"Mmm, maybe Kurita!" said Bakura.
"Kurita?" asked Marik.
"Yes from Bakura. Bakurita, Kurita! It can also be from Marik! Marik Marikurita Kurita!"
"No, no, no!" said Marik. "I have the perfect name!"
"Maraka! It sounds like Marik too!"
"And why should she have your name?" Bakura asked.
"Because I'm her uncle!" Marik replied proudly.
"Yes and the Pharaoh is her dad!" said Bakura.
"Don't remind me!" shouted Marik ignoring the little baby girl who cried and cried.
"Fine we shall name her something that includes both our names! Marikura!" said Bakura.
"Fine!" said Marik.
"Which by the way still becomes Kurita!" said Bakura.
"Whahahahahahaha!" shouted Marikurita.
The doorbell rang and Bakura went to open the door while Marik was trying to make the baby stop crying.
"Hello my lovely couple!" Tea's annoying voice was heard. Tea was Marik's and Bakura's neighbor and visited them at least 5 times each day. Marik and Bakura got used to it because they made Tea do all the house chores, their laundry, their cooking, their shopping and when she was giving a friendship speech they listened to loud music so she couldn't be heard.
"Oh Marik! When did you give birth to this lovely young lady?" Tea asked.
"It's not my baby you idiot! It's my sister's!"
"Oooh! I love babies!" said Tea and approached Marikura. "Hi there little baby!" she said in a baby voice. Marikura smiled at her. "Oh! She loves me" said Tea…and the baby beat her finger and giggled.
"Good work Kurita!" said Bakura.
The End
A/N: Stay tuned for the next chapter where Marik and Bakura go to the mall with Marikurita to buy her new toys, clothes and other baby stuff and start decorating her room.
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