The Baby of Doom
by Marik's Dark Queen
Summary: One day Marik and Bakura find Ishizu's baby outside of their house with a letter saying that they have to raise it and although they try hard, raising the little kid isn't as easy as it seems. They will soon find out that the baby's room doesn't look very peaceful, her toys aren't quite right for her and that their little baby isn't quite an angel. Maybe it would be better if her father took care of her…
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh
Warning: Tea bashing! ( Very mild )
Chapter 2: Bath Time
In the Afternoon after Tea left
"What do babies eat?" Marik asked. Marikurita was sitting on his lap and was pulling at his earrings.
"I don't know. Let's try something" Bakura said and opened the fridge. He took several dishes out of it and put them on the table in front of Marikurita. "Let's try some chicken" he said and tried to feed her some of it.
"Bakura you idiot! She doesn't have teeth yet! She can't chew it! Let's try something else. A banana for example." Marik tried to give her some banana pieces but she didn't eat them either.
"We need to find baby food. And what's that smell?" Bakura asked.
"What smell? Ahh! She pissed on me! Bad baby!" said Marik standing up and throwing Marikurita on Bakura. Marikurita giggled and Bakura laughed. Marik left the room and went to change his clothes. Bakura took Marikurita to the bathroom. After a few minutes Marik went to the bathroom too.
"We need to give her a bath" Bakura said. Marikurita was looking at them with a little smile on her face.
"Ok. Go on" said Marik.
"No, no. You can do it if you want."
"But I insist. Start."
"And who told you that I know how to give her a bath?"
"You don't know how?"
"No"
"Me neither"
Marikurita was looking from the one to the other still smiling.
"Well first we have to undress her."
"Ok" said Bakura.
"So undress her!"
"Why me?"
"Because I'm sure that you have more experience in undressing women"
"Well not like that. First we need a romantic atmosphere, some slow music, then something to drink"
"She's a baby Bakura! Just do it!" Marik interrupted him.
"Fine" and her undressed her. "How should we clean her? Soap? Dishwashing liquid? Chlorine?"
"Just put her under the water dammit!" And Bakura put her in the bathtub. Marikurita was playing with the water splashing it all over around her.
"Go bring her something to wear" said Bakura.
"Fine. I'll bring her one of your shirts"
"No way! She isn't going to wear them and then piss on them too!"
"Well I'm not giving her any of my shirts either!" said Marik.
"Then bring her your Rare Hunter cloak"
"Are you kidding! That's one of my most precious belongings! One day it will be in a museum!"
"Fine then. We have only one option left…"
Bakura and Marik rang Tea's doorbell. Marikurita was left in the bathtub full with water, learning how to swim and breathe underwater…
"Hello my cute little couple" said Tea when she saw them.
"Now" said Bakura.
Marik covered Tea's eyes, while Bakura ran into her bedroom and grabbed one of her shirts.
"Oooh! Is this a game? Do I have to guess who is covering my eyes? Mmmm…let's think!"
Bakura returned and hided Tea's shirt behind his back.
"I know! It's little Marik!" said Tea.
She turned around and laughed and Bakura and Marik laughed too. "Stupid woman" muttered Bakura and they left Tea's apartment. When they returned to the bathroom they saw some bubbles on the surface of the water. They ran and took Marikurita out of the bathtub. She was crying as loud as she could. Marik hugged her, trying to make her stop crying. When she stopped crying they dressed her and took her out of the bathroom.
"It's late. She should sleep." Said Bakura.
"Where?"
"Somewhere small, just her size."
"I know" said Marik. He took Marikurita and put her into the sink. Bakura brought her a towel and they covered her with it. They turned off the light and left the room, when…
"Whahahahhaha!" They both looked at each other and returned to the kitchen.
End of Chapter 2
A/N: Stay tuned for chapter 3 "Bedtime" where Marik and Bakura try to make Marikurita sleep. Let's just say that it won't be very easy because Marikurita has a very bad habit… and then for chapter 4 "Going to the Mall", where Marik and Bakura go to the mall and decide how to raise their kid.
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