THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE PLUS TWO BUMBLING IDIOTS
Disclaimer: We do not own Monty Python and the Holy Grail (no matter how much we dream), slurpies, or Beavis and Butt-Head
And NO Tre and Jimmy are not based off of Beavis and Butt-head at all (just have creepy similarities)
Remember if it's in between - - these then it's an action and if it's in between ( ) then it's a thought
CHAPTER ONE: The Idiots stumble into an adventure
Jimmy and Tre : -two teenage boys sitting on a leather couch watching TV-
Tre: DUDE Jimmy pass the chips
Jimmy: Dude no get your own chips
Tre: GIVE ME THE CHIPS!
Jimmy: FINE! -hands Tre the old stale potato chips- Its not like I was eatin em anyways...
Tre: Hey Jimmy look what I can do! -sticks straws up his big nose, the straw disappears-
Jimmy: WOAH! ITS MAGIC!
Brenda: -Tre's sister... comes in and turns off TV- You guys have been sitting here for 3 DAYS STRAIGHT! HAVE YOU EVEN MOVED!
Tre: Shea. We got up and flipped the couch cushions cuz Jimmy had a major butt-attack. Duh god Brenda your so stupid.
Jimmy: It hurt
Brenda: -rolls eyes- Ok Either you guys get your butt off the couch or I'm kicking you off because I'm having some friends over to watch a movie
Tre: Uh no. Why cant you and your little boyfriend just make out in here while we watch a movie?
Brenda: TRE STOP IT YOU JERK! AND WE NOT GOING TO WATCH BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA OR MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL IN A MARATHON AGAIN NOW GET OUT! -points to door-
Jimmy: Uhhhhhh so that's a no?
Brenda: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Tre: Come on Jimmy we're low on slurpies anyway...
Jimmy: Slurpies? SWEET!
Jimmy and Tre: -walk out of Tre's house, walking around down town-
Jimmy: Uh dude isn't there a short to the slurpies?
Tre: Jimmy I'm an old pro at this I think I'd know if there was a shortcut.
Jimmy: Whatever. passes signs that say SHORT CUT TO SLURPIES Hey Tre...
Tre: What?
Jimmy: Ever wanna be in a movie?
Tre: Uh if there's hot chicks in there shea
Jimmy: Oh ok.
Tre: Why?
Jimmy: Cuz of this. -pulls out poster-
Poster: EVER WANNA BE IN A MOVIE? LIKE HOT CHICKS? HAVE AN IQ LOWER THAN A ROCK? COME TO US!
Magical Marko, 1234 1234 Street
Tre: WOAH JIMMY WE GOTTA GO HOT CHICKS!
Jimmy: I just thought Marko was a cool name...
Tre WE GOTTA GET THERE! Now, where is 1234 Street?... -looks up at street sign that says 1234 Street- GOD THIS IS SO HARD!
Jimmy: Uh Tre...
Tre: JIMMY I CAN DO THIS! - looks at Jimmy than at sign- AH HA! WE"RE HERE! Am I good or what?
Jimmy: Whatever... looks around- Here it is dude... -goes into store followed by Tre-
: -deep mysterious voice- WHO GOES THERE?
Jimmy: Uh.. Jimmy
: Jimmy of what?
Jimmy: Uh... Jimmy of... Tre's couch?
Tre: Ohoh and Tre of... also Tre's couch!
: YES, YES, I PREDICTED YOU WOULD BE COMING! - pink fog fills room-
Jimmy: Ohhhh pretty...
Tre: Don't be a girly man!
Jimmy: Uh
:-very little man with huge glasses wearing a santa hat spray painted blue and a terry cloth blue robe comes out of the fog- I AM MAGICAL MARCO!
Tre: Magical Munchkin Marco...
Jimmy: Huhuhuhuhuhuh
Tre: Huhuhhuhuhuhuh
Magical Marco : QUIET FOOLS! Um... -opens a trick can of peanuts and a snake come flying out-
Tre: -snake hits Tre- AHHH JIMMY IT"S EATING MY FACE AHHH SAVE ME AHH! -rolling around on ground-
Jimmy: huhuhuhuh snake huhuhuhuh eating your face hhuhuhuhuhuh
Magical Marco: -bends over and picks up trick snake- SEE MY POWER?
Tre: -on knees- Please Magical Marko forgive me!
Magical Marko: Um... Ok! (They are my only costumers..)
Tre: jumps up SWEET!
Jimmy: So Mr. Marko sir mam person... can we be IN a movie now?
Magical Marko: OF COURSE! I WILL NOW PERFORM MY MAGIC! First let me get my popcorn... pulls popcorn out of sleeve
Tre: (HOW"D HE DOOOO THAT?)
Jimmy: So do we get the hot girls up front or what?
Magical Marko: Well sort of. You see this is a special movie. -turns on T.V., puts Monty Python and the Holy Grail in-
Jimmy and Tre: DUDE I LOVE THIS MOVIE!
Tre: WHAT A STRANGE PERSON!
Jimmy: WE ARE THE NIGHTS WHO SAY NI!
Magical Marko: Yes yes yes I know you two could go on forever but my popcorn will get cold! So... with my magical powers... YOU SHALL CLIMB INTO THE TV AND BE PART OF THE MOVIE! -pushes a button and evil music plays- TO ENTERTAIN ME! MUHAHAHAHA!
Jimmy: Cool.
Tre: I'm game.
Magical Marko: -sits in recliner- Great. Climb in.
Tre: What?
Jimmy: Huh?
Magical Marko: Climb into the T.V.
Tre: Come again?
Jimmy: Huh?
Magical Marko: CLIMB INTO THE TV!
Tre: Uh... no comprendae.
Jimmy: Huh?
Magical Marko: Urg! -runs up and shoves them into the T.V. -
T.V.: Screen turns into gel substance letting Jimmy and Tre slide through then turns back to glass
Magical Marko: -sits back in Recliner- Fantastic! Let the show begin!
Well that's all for Chapter one... I wrote it pretty quickly but I'm working on chapter two... hope you like it!