CHAPTER THREE: ARE WE THERE YET?
Patsy the Squire: -clopping coconuts together-
King Arthur: -trotting on invisible horse through a dirty town-
Tre, Jimmy: -walking slowly behind Arthur-
Tre: Are we there yet?
King Arthur: No
Jimmy: Are we there yet?
King Arthur: NO!
Jimmy: Fine, god, your always so... NO!
Tre: -picks up rock- Is THIS the Holy Grail?
King Arthur: NOOOO!
Jimmy: -leans over to Tre- Told you...
Tre: SO uh Mr. King man, what are we doing?
King Arthur: We are going to Camelot where you are going to meet the other brave knights that will accompany you on your journey! They are a fine bunch of men...
Tre: -stops walking- OH NO! JIMMY! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! -shaking Jimmy-
Jimmy: Uh... why?
Tre: I FORGOT TO TIVO THE PAID PROGRAMING! NOOO!
Jimmy: NOOOOOO! WE GOTTA GET BACK! BUT HOW? -shifty eyes-
King Arthur: -going on like he didn't hear them- ...and THAT'S why I'm afraid of butterflies. I say, what has gotten into you two?
Jimmy and Tre: -running around in circles- WHAT CAN WE DO WHAT CAN WE DO!
-back in Marko's Magical shop-
Magical Marko: -laughing his butt off- NO BUTT COME BACK BUTT! -runs out of store chasing butt- NOOO!
-back in the movie-
Tre: MAGICAL MARKO! LET US OUT! PLEASE!
Jimmy: YEAH YOU HAVE POP CORN AND I WANT IT! -stops and eyes bug out, falls to the ground and rolls around- OW BUTT ATTACK! OW! IT HURTS! MAKE IT STOP TRE MAKE IT STOP!
Cart Master: BRING OUT YER DEAD! -bang- BRING OUT YER DEAD! -walks up to Jimmy who has just went limp- I see we have one here!
Tre: I think he's not quite dead yet...
Cart Master: That's what they all say... -picks up Jimmy and puts him on cart-
King Arthur: - galloping ahead of them-
Jimmy:-unable to move or speak due to pain of butt-attack-
Tre: Uh... -makes Jimmy sit up on cart-
Jimmy: -eyes are rolled back, mouth is hanging open-
Tre: -starts making Jimmy's top half of his body move- -talking in a high voice- MY NAMES JIMMY! IM FEELING MUCH BETTER! I THINK I'LL GO FOR A WALK... I FEEL HAPPY! I FEEL HAPPY!
Cart Master: HE LIVES! THIS IS AMAZING! GET HIM OFF MY CART IM BREAKING A DOZEN REGULATIONS..
Tre: -trying to pull Jimmy off Cart-
Jimmy: -flops off cart, is sprawled on ground-
Tre: Uh... Naptime?
Cart Man: Who are you anyway? A King? A noble?
Tre: Dude.. I'm Tre the idiot of Tre's couch!
Cart Master: Very well. See you next Thursday. If anything dies all you have to do if send me a swallow...
Tre: Huhuh... African or European?
Cart Master: -shakes head and walks off- ( I should have known he was a noble.. He ain't got shit on em!)
Tre: -dragging Jimmy's body and catches up with King Arthur-
King Arthur: AH HA! CAMELOT!
Tre: Camelot?
Jimmy: ... (Came o' lot? Is that a store)
Patsy the Squire: Its only a model...
Tre: Are we there yet?