CHAPTER FOUR: CAMELOT!
Disclaimer: We DO NOT own Hot Topic, Journey's, or Monty Python... sadly...
Narrator: And NOW! For the book of the film! HEY! WHERE'S MY BOOK! WHO TOOK MY BOOK!
Tre: -reading- Oh sorry...
Narrator: GIVE ME THAT! -grabs book of film- Now... as I was saying...
The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Lancelot the Brave, Sir Gallahad the Pure, and Sir Robin the- not- quite- so- brave- as- Sir- Lancelot, and then the just plain stupid duo, Tre and Jimmy...
Tre: -putting on ape glove-
Narrator: -waiting- I SAID " THE JUST PLAIN STUPID DUO, TRE AND JIMMY!
Tre: -struggling to put on glove- HOLD ON GEEZE!
Jimmy: (...)
Tre: -takes off glove and throws it on the ground- oh screw it!
Narrator: -shakes head and goes away-
Jimmy: -recovered form the butt attack- Hey Tre... how come if that was a narrator why could he shake his head?
Tre: I DON'T KNOW!
Jimmy: ... Magic...
King Aurthur: Ah, yes, Camelot... home of silly singing knights...
All: -walk into the castle, in mid-evil hall-
Knights of the Round Table: -singing-
We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whenever we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
Tre: JIMMY THIS IS AMAZING! ITS LIKE THE BACK OF HOT TOPIC WITH A JOURNEY'S TWIST AND ARMOR!
Jimmy: YEA I KNOW THIS IS LIKE SOOO COOL!
Tre: -starts signing and doing a ho down-
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot
Jimmy: -in dungeon with poisoner-
DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY!
Prisoner: - clap clap clap clap -
Jimmy: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
King Arthur: Mayyyy be we SHOULDN'T have gone to Camelot... (stoners and dancing knights just don't mix...)
-BACK AT MAGICAL MARCO'S SHOP-
Magical Marco- Atlas! I have found my butt! -comes back in shop to see a tall, lanky boy with a dull look in his eyes staring at the T.V.- May I help You?
Boy: My names... uhhhhh...
Magical Marko: Your related to the tall Jimmy aren't You?
Boy: Yeah... I forget my name...
Magical Marco: -reads boy's name tag- Matt?
Matt: Yeah that's it!
Magical Marko: Well have a seat and watch your brother's stupidity ! -points to his brother on the screen-
Matt:... ok... HEY THAT'S MY BROTHER!
Magical Marko: I see the resemblance...