Welcome to the story that ended up being a little bit longer than just a little bloop to show to Becca. No, I don't own the boys.
Warnings: Overall craziness. Can't think of anything else.
More of what goes on in the skies
Part I: Introduction
Lez: Hello my fellow Last Exile fans! This is Leslie!
Becca: And this is Rebecca! Together we are going to bring you the true story of what really went on AFTER the ending to L.E.
Lez: Yep yep.
Becca: Yep yep.
Lez: Yep yep.
Becca: Yep yep.
Lez: Moving on… As I am sure you all know, in the series, Alex, Dio, and Luciola all die.
Becca: (cries) DIO!
Lez: (consoles) It's ok Becca. Because you see… They really didn't die.
Becca: (perks up) Oh yeah!
Lez: Yep yep.
Becca: Yep yep.
Lez: Yep yep.
Becca: (Annoyed) Shut up.
Lez: (Subdued) Yes mam.
Becca: Anyway. Alex, Dio, and Luciola all went into a metaphorical state of so-called nothingness, which has been described over the centuries as "death" and "nothingness".
Lez: Took you a long time to come up with that one huh?
Becca: (Nodding) Only two hours of hard thinking.
Lez: That's what I thought. What she just said in really big long words was that even though the boys did die…
Becca: (Interrupting) But! BUT!
Lez: They just went to a spot where we will just have to go get them and bring them back to life! Kinda like if they were in the Matrix.
Becca: Bad analogy.
Lez: (Shruggs) It's the best I could do.
Becca: Anyway! (Gives Lez a glare) We are now setting off on a quest to go and retrieve our beautiful lost bishies and forever return them back into our arms.
Lez: But what about Luciola?
Becca: I'm sure we can pawn him off to somebody.
Lez: Oooohhh! Ebay! (Runs off to start bidding)
Becca: Get over here stupid! You gotta story to write! You can sell Luciola on Ebay later.
Lez: (Runs back) Oh yeah. Sorry Becca. (Quickly packs bag full of quest equipment) Anything else we need Becca?
Becca: Only your undying love for your bishie.
Lez: Got it right here! (Holds up a bag of Skittles)
Becca: Then I think we should be set…