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FINALLY! I got over my writers block! Let's just hope I don't get it again. Oh yeah, I'm sorry for not updating but no body gives me reviews. (pouts) I only want to be loved. Heh heh, just kidding. and I have nothing more to say, so on that note, TO THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!

Where'd It Go?

"Hey Sora!" Tidus yelled from the beach. Sora was sitting on the paopu tree on the little island, with the lamp on his lap. He heard Tidus so he yelled back, "What," and headed towards him, lamp now in his hand.

"We," Tidus said gesturing to Wakka, Selphie, and himself, "wanna challenge you to a three on one match."

Sora didn't look intimidated, so he said, "Okay, I need the exercise any way." So Sora put down the lamp and went to fight the three. My opening move will be genius, Sora thought. And for his opening move he jumped into the air, did a bunch of flips and turns. When he was coming down, he headed straight for unsuspecting Tidus.

Sora didn't think this through because, well...he's , so when he was almost there, Tidus deflected it. Sora's sword was now heading for HIS head. It made contact leaving a big bump on his head. "Owie," Sora said, then fell over unconscious.

While this went on, nobody remembered the lamp, and Sora was unconscious. It was the perfect time to steal the lamp. So, Riku did. This is too easy, Riku thought.

As Riku was going to steal the lamp, he rolled around doing little spy moves around the bushes. When he finally got there, Sora was still unconscious. Riku picked up the lamp and said, "Yes I stole the lamp!!!!" Then he looked over at Sora to see if he woke him up, which he didn't. Then he whispered to himself, "Okay better be quiet so I don't wake up Sora."

Then Sora woke up, looked around, got up and said, "Who's there? I know your there...I know kung-fu!" Riku fidgeted behind the bush and made it rustle. Sora saw it and got frightened, so he ran away screaming like a little girl.

"That was disturbing," Riku said. Then he walked over to the secret place and stood in front of the door. Before he went through he said, "This better take me to Traverse Town." Then he went through. When he got to the other side, he wasn't in Traverse Town. He was at the Hallow Bastion. "DOH!"

Destiny Islands

Sora is in his room, and in a little corner shaking in fear. Then there's a knock on his bedroom door. "NOOOOO!!!!! DON'T KILL ME!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!!" Sora yells as his door opens.

"Hey," Tidus says, "I'm not here to murder you, the guy next door is." Sora looks at him with a puzzled look. "No wonder I was suspicious of him," Sora concludes.

"Any way, we wanna fight you again. But, ...oh yeah, aren't you looking after Genie's lamp," Tidus asks.

"Yeah I am. Oh... CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot it at the beach! I gotta go, BYE!" Sora said. And rushed out the door so fast it made a sonic BOOM!

At The Beach

"Now where did I leave it? Oh yeah by these bushes," Sora said.

He knelt down and looked, but it wasn't there. He dug a couple inches, but it wasn't there either. He dug 20 feet down in the sand, he broke a world record but still didn't find the lamp.

"Crap! Genie's gonna kill me! Must. Go. Find. Lamp!" Sora rushes of to the door in the secret place and...

to be continued

author's notes heh heh heh, I love torturing you. Okay, um, crap I have nothing to say. Except that you'll have to wait till the next chapter to find out what's up with Sora, why Riku stole the lamp, and why can't I get my yogurt! Um, sorry. Don't make fun of me if I can't find my yogurt. Well I'll look for it later. Please R&R, flames accepted. (please, I'm DESPRATE!)