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'Ello peeps! Yea, I'm a little hyper. Just a little. Okay, new chappie right below, if you don't wanna read this just skip it and read on. Woot! Right, now, I'm gonna get… MY YOGURT! Yes I found it then lost it…..again. I lost after two bites. Me was so sad!!! Oh well, go read the story now.

Many Disturbing Things

In Hallow Bastion

"Man, I really thought it would take me to Traverse Town. Oh, well this will have to do. Sora did a number on this place," Riku said as a part of the castle randomly popped off, and flew off into the sunset. "Oookaaay." Ansem appears through a portal behind Riku, who doesn't notice because he is twitching again.

"Hello Riku," Ansem said in a really creepy voice.

Riku turned around and said, "Um, hi. Wait, aren't you supposed to be dead….AHHHHHH!!!!! CREEPY ZOMBIE ANSEM!!!!!!!"

Ansem rolled his eyes. "Yes I'm supposed to be dead, but I'm not, okay?"

"NO! Not okay! You're going to possess me again aren't you?" Riku pointed a finger at Ansem accusingly.

"No Riku, I'm not. I just want that lamp of yours is all," Ansem said in a strangely friendly way.

Riku looked from the lamp to Ansem then back to the lamp. "YOU WILL NEVER HAVE PETE!" he yelled, and then ran away. (A/N yes, Riku has named the lamp Pete, don't ask why though, you are not worthy enough to know what goes on in the confines of my twisted mind.)

Then a magical white light appears next to Ansem. The light dims to reveal Sora. "Ummm," he said as he saw Ansem staring at him, "I didn't do it. My mom made me eat spinach!" Ansem raised an eyebrow. "Sure," he said then ran away. "I think I know him… oh well. Now, I must find the lamp!!!!" Sora said as he walked on.

At the Waterway below Hallow Bastion

"Ewww, dirty sewers!" Riku said holding the lamp high above the murky water. "Why am I here? I have to go to the Traverse Town, and this is, like, the complete opposite of where I need to be." Then Riku heard some footsteps coming in his direction, so he hid behind a wall, and waited. It was Squall, or better known as Leon, who rounded the corner and was attacked by Riku. "Gimmie your gummi ship!!!" Riku yelled while biting his ear.

Leon had a big anime sweat drop on his head. "Um, Riku…you do know that you just have to ask me for a ship, and not attack me. The ship is out in the back"

Riku climbed off of Leon and said, "I know you want the lamp! Well you can't have it. I already stole it, and it's mine!!!!!" Then he ran off in the direction Leon pointed out. After Riku left, Sora walked in.

"Hey Leon! Have you seen-" Sora started, but was cut off by a very disturbed Leon. "He went that way," Leon said. "And he has the lamp with him. Go borrow a gummi ship too if you want." Then he walked away.

"What's his problem?" Sora asked himself and walked off to where the gummi ships were.

At The Gummi Ship Garage

"Stupid keys," Riku said fumbling around trying to find the right one. "Grr… Why can't I find the right one!? There's only three keys!" Then he looked over at a table and found an odd shaped key. Then he walked over, picked it up, tried to find the keyhole to put it in, and learned that the gummi ship doesn't open with a key. "Yes!" he cried out in victory, even though he was only in the gummi ship. "I have finally mastered the art of opening and closing a gummi ship door!!!!!!!!!"

So, now that Riku has finally learned how to use a gummi ship, he flies off to Traverse Town just before Sora walks in.

"I finally made it," said Sora panting. Then he looked back down the corridor, and sees he only went 3 ½ feet from where Leon was standing. Sora tuened back around and said, "Anyway, I must now find a suitable gummi ship for my journey." And with that, he goes off to find a suitable gummi ship.

Two Hours Later

"okay, I think I'll take that one!" Sora said as he stars walking over to it. But a random salesperson comes out of nowhere and says, "That will be 5000 munny witnout the warranty, but with the 0 financing."

"What!" Sora said, appalled at what the salesperson said. "I thought they were free! And they better be, or I will have to use my kung-fu on you!" He gets into a kung-fu-battle-ready pose. Then suddenly, the salesperson leaps at Sora with amazing skill of a kung-fu master.

"So," said a random guy in a black suit, "now that Sora is engaged in a battle with a salesperson, Riku is able to get to Traverse Town without the hurry." The camera goes to the gummi ship Riku is in.

"Stupid heartless blocking the road to Traverse Town," Riku said while beeping his horn. "Move it, or lose it buddy! Yea that's right you…" The camera turns back to the man in the black suit.

"Or maybe not. In any case," The man in the black suit said as the screen turns black and white, "this could only happen in, the Twi-" He is cut off by and angry mob of people.

To be continued…

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So…do you like, do you like!?!?!?!? This literally took me forever to write. My Internet keeps shutting off, so I haven't been able to do much. Anyway, please R&R. If you don't review, I won't update. Deal…deal. Not like you have much choice though. Oh well.