A/N: YES! I am finally making another chapter. I'm sorry if this isn't really very funny, but hey, I'm trying my best. Warning: this may be a very short chapter or just a plain short chapter. Oh well, live with it. Now please enjoy!

Finding what was once lost…I think…

Riku stepped off the gummi ship. "Whew, I thought I would never make it," said Riku. He had finally made it to Traverse Town. "I will soon have all I ever wanted! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Riku laughed insanely, while other people around him stared thinking 'Why do all the weird people come here?'. Riku finally ended his 'evil' manic laugh, and continued onward to, uh…wherever he is, uh…going. Yea! So anyway, he went down to the waterway that Leon is usually in, because he wanted to look at the 'pretty' picture at the end of the tunnel.

Back with Sora

The salesperson turned kung-fu master was just about o land a kick on Sora when time suddenly stopped, and Sora started jumping up into a crouching position in the air in slow motion. The camera circled them five times before the salesperson said, "Ah the heck with this, I'm going to go eat my tuna fish casserole." And with that he landed gracefully on the ground and turned to leave. Unfortunately for him, when he reached the door a brick fell on his head. "Tuesday's… applesauce day," he said in a daze.

"Hey! How's he know my lunch schedule?" said Sora, who happened to still be hanging in the air. Suddenly the wires that were holding him up snapped and he fell face first on the ground. "Ow," he moaned. Then, suddenly he jumped up and struck a 'heroly' pose and said, "Come Robin to the Bat Cave!"

A young boy dressed as Robin jumped out from behind a rock. "But Batman, this isn't the Bat Cave!" he said in a fake panic.

"I know," said Sora. "And I know that you are not Robin, Robin… I mean Tidus! I also know that I LIKE PUDDING!"

Suddenly the boy took his mask off to reveal Tidus underneath. "But how did you know!" he asked desperately.

"Because this is not the Bat Cave, and I am not Batman," Sora said in a heroic voice.

Tidus gasped. "Hey! You know what you are? You're a big fat phony!" he yelled in an angry voice.

Sora just walked away, and back to the gummi ship he was going to use. When he got there, Tidus was spraying painting the word phony on the gummi ship. "PHONY!" he yelled one last time, then ran away. Sora sweat dropped, then walked onto the gummi ship.

"Now to Traverse Town! I shall find the fiend, who stole Genie's lamp, and then…we shall play a game of twister, skip and frolic through the flowers, and then…I shall get the lamp back! Bwhahahahahahahahaha!" he yelled to the sky.

Back at Traverse Town

Riku had been staring at the 'pretty picture' for a while now. Then suddenly a light appeared at the center of it. "Pretty light! Yes, must go towards the light," Riku said in a daze while walking toward the 'pretty lights'. Then the light disappeared and Yuffie walked in the cave.

"Um, yea…hi. Uh, do know where-" she started to say but was cut off by Riku yelling, "MINE!" and running out of the cave. She sweat dropped, "I was just asking if you knew where Leon was, geez." And with that, she too left the cave, leaving the pretty lights, and pretty picture behind.

Riku suddenly stopped running and yelled, "TACO!" at top of his lungs. All the people within hearing range (which was everyone in Traverse Town) stop and think once again to themselves, why do all the weird people come here? And as if he had read all of their minds, Riku said, "I'm not weird! I'm unique, just like everyone else!"

"Shut up weirdo!" yelled a random person from a random window.

"I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!" Riku yelled back, and then ran into the gizmo shop.

With Sora

"All righty then," said Sora as he stepped into Traverse Town, "where, oh where could he be?" Then he thought for a moment remembering a song. "Oh where, oh where could my puppy have gone, oh where, oh where could he beeeeeee? With his ears cut short and his tail cut long…oh screw it." He stopped singing and walked away towards the Second District.

When he got there, he decided to ask if anyone has seen Riku, …or the Muffin Man. Whichever one came first. And so, he walked up to a fire hydrant because he stupidly mistook it for a person. "Hello, he you seen my friend Riku? He has a lamp that doesn't belong to him, and I really need to get it back," he started. He waited a few moments for it to answer, then said, "That's okay, take your time."

He stood there for two more minutes, then cried out in anguish, "Why won't you answer me?" He stood there for few more moments, and then said, "Fine, be that way" and left the fire hydrant. Silently a lone tear fell down where the fire hydrant would have had a face if it did. Oh, wait; there was just a leak in the side of it…never mind.

Finally Sora found an actual person instead of an inanimate object who told him Riku was in the gizmo place. He started towards the building, when Riku randomly fell off the roof and onto some person's mom. "Hey, at least I landed on this nice soft mom!" he said then looked up to see Sora coming towards him. He screamed like a sissy and yelled, "RAPE!" then threw a piece of wood that randomly appeared in his hand. The wood hit something else, which deflected it back at Riku, and hit him square in the head. He fell back unconscious.

"Huh, that was easy," Sora stated, and walked over to Riku to get the lamp back. Suddenly, Riku woke up and yelled "MINE" while clutching the lamp to his chest. Sora hit him upside the head and said, "No…no, bad Riku. Put the shiny lamp down." Riku put the lamp's handle in his mouth, got on all fours, and started growling like a dog. Then Sora grabbed the lamp, and began to try and pull it free from Riku's mouth. "Bad Riku," he said in between tugs, "let go of the shiny lamp." It became a tug of war game for the lamp.

Then, the room changed into a game show room, and Sora and Riku were behind a very small table that could only fit a big, shiny, red button. An announcer dude walked up onto a platform in the middle of the room and said in a loud announcer voice, "Welcome to…

A/N: What show is it? Why are they playing? What are they playing for? Who will win? And most importantly, why am I asking all these questions? I…have no idea why I am asking these questions, but you will find the answers in the next chapter! IMPORTANT MESSAGE: there will only be one or two more chapters to this story. I am giving you a warning ahead of time, so you hopefully will not flame me. Although they are very useful for making smores. R&R please!