A/N: YESH! I have finally decided to make another chapter! Woot! ….anywho, I don't know if this will be the last chapter or not, but we shall see! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I would like to own KH, but I don't. But someday I will, and you shall all bow down to me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(cough, hack, wheeze)….yeah whatever.

Cherry Pie, Therapy, and Turtles

"Welcome to…Lamp Trivia! The game where you answer questions about the Genie's magical lamp. Who ever has the most points at the end of the game wins the lamp!" the announce dude (I'm gonna call him Bob) said. A table rose in the background that had the lamp on it. Bob turned to Sora and Riku, who was still acting like a dog for some reason.

"You will compete by answering questions, and doing some weird task when I say so!" he said, and then he turned to the audience that had randomly just appeared. "Now let's get started! Question number 1: how many time do you have to rub the lamp to make the genie appear?"

The boys thought for a moment before Sora bashed his head on the big, red button causing it to beep. "1924!" he shouted.

"Oh, so sorry but that is incorrect! Sora, please come here to receive your task!" Bob said motioning for Sora to come to him. Sora skipped merrily down to the center of the stage singing 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' the whole way over there.

"Ooooooookay," Bob said. "Alright Sora, for your task, you must find me……….a cherry pie within the next three minutes."

"Alright you Anouncerness!" Sora shouted. He then proceeded to skip out of the building to go find a cherry pie. The three minutes were almost up and Sora hadn't come back yet.

"3…2…1…ze-" the crowd was cut off by the stage door slamming open. The light faded and there stood Sora with the cherry pie. He skipped (yes, he's still skipping) up to Bob and handed him the pie.

"Here you are, straight from the deli down the street," he said.

"Don't deli shops sell meat, not pies?" Riku asked.

"Um, no…they sell pies, you people just don't know it yet!" Sora shouted.

"Well, sorry Sora, because you handed me the pie too late, meaning that Riku has won the lamp!" Bob said, shaking Riku's hand.

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you everybody!" Riku said as he slowly walk over to the lamp.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sora shouted, jumping over the lamp, grabbing it, and bursting out of a window. Riku ran after him. Bungee cords magically appeared on them, and they 'ran' down the side of the building. Riku took out two water guns he had been hiding for some reason and began shooting at Sora. He continued shooting at Sora, but none of the water was hitting Sora. Then they paused in mid-air.

"You have really bad aim you know that Riku?" Sora asked.

"So! Just because I can't hit you doesn't mean I have bad aim!" Riku shouted back

"Uh….yes it does," Sora replied.

"Oh yeah? Take this!" Riku said, and he shot Sora's bungee cord. The water hit, and the cord snapped.

"Wow, I didn't know water could do that," Sora said, still paused in mid-air.

"Me neither," Riku replied. Riku looked back up at the window to see a shadow heartless cutting his bungee cord.

"Oh sht" Riku said. And then both of them began to hurtle towards the ground.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

They got closer and closer until…they landed in a truck full of pillows.

"Well, that was lucky!" Sora said, sitting up.

"You got that right girlfriend!" Riku said, snapping his fingers in a Z shape. Sora inched away from Riku, and then jumped out of the truck with Riku following. Then Tidus and Wakka jumped out too.

"That was fun!" Tidus yelled.

"Let's go again, let's go again!" Wakka said, spinning around in circles like the gay person his is.

"Alright!" Tidus shouted and they ran back into the nearby building. Sora and Riku twitched, but eventually they got over it.

"Alrighty then. Let's go back to Destiny Islands," Sora said.

"And leave them here?" Riku asked. Sora nodded slowly. "Alright then, what are we waiting for?"

"Yeah!" Sora said, running over to his gummi ship.

(Meanwhile with Genie)(ha! You thought I wouldn't do something like this did you? Ha!)

Genie lay, tanning his blue skin (though I don't know how that would work), after a long day of visiting Disney World. He took a sip of his pina collata.

"Ah, nothing like a nice cool drink after a long day of fun," he said. He was silent, and amazingly no one else made a sound. Well, actually, no one was even there.

"This is boring," Genie whined. Then a therapist appeared, and Genie was now on one of those couch/bed thingys.

"And how does that make you feel?" the therapist asked. Genie replied.

"Uh-huh. Mmhm, I see. Yep, I get it now," the therapist went on. Genie was beginning to get impatient.

"Whatever, it's boring here so I'm going home! Here…I….go!" Genie said, blasting him self off to Destiny Islands. The whole way he was singing 'I Can Fly, I Can Fly, I Can Fly'. (You know, that song from Peter Pan?)

(With Sora and Riku)

"This is a great party!" Riku said.

"Yeah! There's only one problem," Sora replied.

"What?" Riku asked.

"It's too cramped in here," Sora said, trying to move. They were inside the Genie's lamp. They heard a poof outside, so they got out of the lamp. There they saw Genie looking around for Sora.

"Sora! Oh Sora! Where aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrreeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuu?" Genie shouted, looking around. Sora and Riku dove behind a bush before Genie could spot them, taking the lamp with them.

"Okay, here's the plan," Sora said.

"Uh, what plan? And what's it for anyway?" Riku asked confused.

"…………………….I donno," replied Sora, also confused, but at himself. "Wait, weren't you trying to steal the lamp?"

"I was, but now I'm going after the Holy Grail," Riku said simply.

"Oooooooooooooohhhhhhh," Sora said. "I think it's under Kairi's bed. I'll help you look later."

Genie heard them and walked over to them. "Hey guys!" he said.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! FREAKY BLUE GUY!" Sora yelled, chucking a rock at Genie's head. It hit, and Genie fell over unconscious.

"Um, Sora? That was Genie, and he just said hello. You didn't need to throw a rock at his head," Riku said. Then the rock magically turned into a turtle. He went over and slapped Riku.

"Who you callin' a rock, fool?" it said, and then slowly made it's way back to the ocean.

"PRETTY TURTLE! Let's make turtle soup!" Sora said. Genie revived, and sat up quickly.

"Turtle soup! Where?" he yelled with excitement.

"Dude, it's over here," Riku said, making the turtle soup over a random stove that was on the beach. "It's ready, so let's eat!"

And so they all ate turtle soup, and talked merrily about things. The next day Genie left with his lamp, and Riku and Sora looked for the Holy Grail under Kairi's bed. Everything was great until Sora lost his muffin.

A/N: Sorry it's short, but this is the last chapter. Please R&R.