There Goes the Neighborhood
As far as the citizens of F City, F Prefecture were concerned, they were all doomed. A shadow loomed over the metropolis, drawing ever closer.
They began with action: Kabapu, shouting orders to his Municipal Force Daitenzin; assorted multihued Ropponmatsus, firing bodily missiles in synchronized beauty; even Nabeshin, drop-kicking bombs at the overwhelming foe. And when action failed, screaming pandemonium was there to take its place.
A survivor might have noted the pattern in the crumpled bodies and buildings, spelling out indelibly into the city surface:
I, Koshi Rikdo, hereby give permission for Excel Saga to be turned into fanfiction.