Chapter 3
He landed the hovercraft at the karaoke bar, and they stepped out. The sound of someone singing badly could be heard through the doors of the bar. When they opened the doors, they were shocked to see Senor Senior Junior up on stage singing the Naked Mole Rap.
Drakken laughed. He turned to Shego and said, "Junior is here? I can't believe this Junior guy is your boyfriend. You should dump him. His voice could crack all the mirrors in the world. AARRUGH! It's worse than having a death ray aimed at my ears. You should tell him to get off the stage before they have to shut this place down."
As Drakken was covering his ears, Shego said, "Whatever you say, Dr. D"
She jumped up on the stage and grabbed the microphone away from Junior.
"Shego! My love! You have come to sing a love song duet with me?", said Junior happily, in his annoying squeaky voice.
As he tried to kiss her, Shego lit up her glowing hand and knocked Junior off the stage.
"What are you doing?", asked Junior, "I was making my pop star debut!"
"You have no business on this stage, Junior. I'd rather have a death ray blast through my head than listen to another minute of your awful singing. I'm dumping you!", shouted Shego.
Junior burst into tears and said, "You're dumping me?"
He ran out of the karaoke bar crying, and everyone applauded Shego for saving their ears. Shego proudly jumped off the stage and handed the microphone to Drakken, who had his mouth open in a state of shock.
"Shego, you rock", he said with a smile, as he stepped onto the stage.
"Now for the newest song by the Oh Boyz", said Drakken, "Music please."
As he sang, Shego watched him happily. Drakken looked down and saw her smiling. He felt so happy that she was enjoying his performance. She normally frowned the whole time and begged to leave.
Shego knew Drakken wanted everyone to enjoy his performance, and, strangely, for once she was enjoying it. It was as if her taste in music had completely changed, and she didn't know why. His voice was singing the most wonderful music she had ever heard in her life. She hoped his song would never end. But when it did end, she stood up and clapped louder than anyone in the bar. Tears of joy streaked down her cheeks. Drakken walked back to the table with a huge grin.
"That was great! You really ought to try it Shego!", he said.
Immediately, without a word, Shego stood up and walked to the stage. In the audience, Drakken clapped and said, "Alright Shego!", cheering her on. She had never sung karaoke before, all the times Drakken had asked her to. He wondered why she suddenly wanted to sing now.
She began singing Drakken's favorite song. She had no singing talent, but was still a far better singer than Junior. Drakken was enjoying the performance. This was turning out to be a fun night, he thought to himself. He watched as Shego swayed her hips to the music. She looked beautiful up on stage. He smiled as he watched her, and thought about how lucky he was that she worked for him, and not some other supervillain. When the song ended, he clapped wildly for her. She walked back to the table and sat down.
"Shego, that was great!" he said, "I knew you'd love karaoke if you gave it a try!"
"Yes, I love it", said Shego, agreeing with Drakken, rather than saying her normal mocking comments. She had a dull blank stare, as she waited for Drakken to tell her what she should do next. Drakken didn't seem to notice.
They spent hours at the karaoke bar, and even sang a duet together. Drakken was having the time of his life. When they finally left to go home, it was past midnight.