Yu-Gi-Oh! presents, "The Little Mermaid,"
Disclaimer---I don't own "Disney's The Little Mermaid," or Yu-Gi-Oh! Don't sue me please! I don't want any flames!
Tea Gardner...Ariel
Risa Kageyama...Ursula
Seto Kaiba...Prince Eric
Yami Yugi...King Triton
Vivian Wong...Adella
Rebecca Hawkins...Arista
Chris...Attina
Joey Wheeler...Max, Eric's dog
Tristan Taylor...shipmate #1 / Sebastian
Roland...Grimsby
Mai Valentine...Aquata
Serenity Wheeler...Adrina
Miho Nozaka...Alana
Violet Kageyama...Vanessa
Yugi Muoto...shipmate#2 / Flounder
Mokuba Kaiba...shipmate#3
Duke Devlin...shipmate#4
Scene 5
The scene shows the castle in the morning under the sea. A school of Flying Fish swims past the scene as Serenity's voice is heard from the castle.
"Tea, dear!" She called. "Time to come out! You've been in there all morning."
Tea swam out of a room humming to herself in a very happy mood. She goes to the mirror trying to look her best for something. Her show sisters all look at her knowing what this is. "What is with her lately?" Miho asked as Tea took an undersea flower and nearly bumping into Pharaoh Atem.
"Oh, good morning, Pharaoh." Tea said as she placed the flower in his hair and swam off singing to herself.
Everyone in the room all stared at her as she swam away in an unusual good mood. Then Rebecca interrupted their thoughts. "Boy she's got it bad."
"What? What has she got?" Yami asked in confusion.
"Isn't it obvious Pharaoh? Tea's in love." Vivian said dreamingly.
"Tea…" Yami Yugi repeated as he removed the flower from his hair. "In love?"
Tristan was pacing back and forth. "Ok, so far, so good. TheKing of games doesn't know." He said as he spit a petal away from his face. "I just don't think I can keep this secret for long.
We all see Tea picking an underwater flower's petals doing the classic 'he loves me, he loves me not' gag.
"He loves me," She picked another petal. "He loves me not," She pulled the last petal and got excited. "He loves me! I knew it!"
Tristan swam up to her thinking she was crazy. "Tea, stop talking crazy!"
Tea got up and realized something. "I've got to see him again, tonight!"
She swam to nowhere. "Flying Penguin knows where he lives!"
Tristan grabbed her fins with his pincers and held on to her. "Tea! Will you get your head out of the clouds…" He began. "And back in the water where it belongs!"
"I'll swim up to his castle," She said again. "ThenYugi will splash around to get his attention!"
"Down here is your home!" Turtle Crab said as he swam to her again and the music for "Under the Sea" began.
"Tea, listen to me. The human world, it's a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they've got up there."
"The seaweed is always greener
In the other side of this field,
You think about making a move
Sadly, youjust might lose,"
Tea landed on the rock Tea was picking the petal on asBoneheimers all began to swim into the area.
"Just look at those cards in your hand
Here in your very own deck
Such wonderful cards in your hand
Before we say, 'What the Heck?'"
He slid down the rock and began to dance.
"Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me,"
He was now on Tea's lap singing still.
"Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away,"
He was gesturing what they do on land before sliding off Tea's fins.
"While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea,"
AMad Lobster was playing clamshells like metal drums and Tristan went over to beat on them too.
"Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll,"
As the two crustacean-type duel monsters sang a White Dolphin did a couple of loop-de-loops.
"The fish on the land ain't happy,"
A fat Flying Fish was inside a bubble and Tristan was singing to Tea about it before he popped the bubble making theFlying Fishland on what looked like a plate and it sang the last lyric.
"They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate,"
"What No!"
"Under the sea
Under the sea,"
Tristan still singing while Tea was playing with what looked like an underwater flower when it was a Boneheimer and a school of them began to swim around Tea.
"Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee,"
Tristan took a fisherman's hook and put in aCannonball SpearShellfish and closed it. After he closed it the Cannonball Spear Shellfish spit the hook right out past Tristan and a bunch of Servant of Catabolism.
"We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea,"
More and more underwater sea creatures and water duel monsters began to swim to Tristan and Tea's location.
"Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon and the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea,"
A couple of sea duel monsters took some underwater objects and began to play them like instruments. More duel monsters and underwater sea creatures joined the band.
The newt play the flute
the carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow
As the band of sea creatures continued to play the song, Yugi came and swam to Tea and whispered something in her ear. The two of them swam off just as the music was continuing.Tristan played a bunch of clamshells like metal drums pointing out to many sea creatures and duel monsters doing the melody.
"Yeah!"
"Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine,
Begin the beguine
It's to me,"
He trailed on the tail of aWhite Dolphins and slid and threw up a pile of sand before it revealed the sea band.
"What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band,"
The song was coming to an end and everyone in the audience and offstage was sort of getting the beat to the music.
"Each little clam here
Know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea,"
The song ended as Tristan was singing the last lyrics he was pointing to creatures doing what he was saying. Then when the song ended all those who participated in the song pointed to the rock whereTea was sitting but…she wasn't there!
"Tea?"
All of the sea creatures and water duel monsters swam or slithered away from the scene just as Tristan sighed. "Someone's gotta nail that Gardner's fins to the floor." The audience laughed and applauded just as Boneheimer's voice is heard.
"Tristan!" He swam toTristan almost in panic. "I have a message from the Pharaoh."
"The Pharaoh?"Tristan asked nervously.
Boneheimer nodded and pulled Tristan's claw. "He wants to see you right away. Something about Tea."
Turtle Crab gasped. "He knows!"
The Castle throne room
Pharaoh Atem was laughing to himself and looking at the underwater flower Tea put in his hair. "Oh let me see here, who could the lucky merman be?"
He then noticed Tristan at the door. He straitened up and cleared his throat. "Uh…come in, Tristan."
Tristan sighed and muttered to himself. "I mustn't overreact, I must remain calm." He then began to walk to Yami and then he was in front of him.
"Yes…" He said in a high tone voice, which made the audience laugh before he cleared his throat. "Yes, Pharaoh?"
"Listen, I'm concerned about Tea. Have you noticed she's been acting peculiar lately?"Yami said inquiring.
Tristan gulped and scratched his head. "Peculiar?"
"You know, daydreaming, moaning about, singing to herself. You haven't noticed hmm?" Yami asked.
"Oh well I uh…" Tristan began nervously
"Tristan." Yami said, motioningTristan to talk to him.Tristan swam up and sat next to him. "I know you've been keeping something from me."
Tristan gulped again. "Keeping something?"
"About Tea?"
Tristan's legs began to shake like crazy and he grabbed them to hold them still. "Tea?"
Yami held his Millenium Puzzle to him and his head close too. "In love? Hmm?"
Tristan couldn't hold it back any more and cried it out. "I tried to stop her, Pharaoh! She wouldn't listen. I told her these humans were barbarians! They are bad…"
"Humans?"the Pharaoh grabbedTristan and yelled out. "WHAT ABOUT HUMANS?"
Tristan gulped and realized that he didn't know. "Humans?" He then to laugh nervously. "Who ever said anything about humans?"
Then Pharaoh Atem grabbed Tristan and decided to have a few words with him just as the scene began to change.
Offstage
"Well, here I go." Tea said going back on stage. Yugi was complementing her for her outstanding performance yet