Title: Hair Gel

Authoress: StarryTian

Summary: When Robin runs out of hair gel, the Titans take a trip to the mall…. And something happens. RobinxStarfire. Mini-chapter-trilogy: Three chapters.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans, and I don't really want to anyways. Whoever owns them right now is doing an EXCELLENT JOB at it! (-applauds-)


Robin's scream echoed through the Titans Tower.

"AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!"

Hearing Robin's scream, the other 4 Titans rushed to his room. Starfire immediately stopped cooking her 'pudding of happiness' and flew at top speed toward his room, her head full of worrisome thoughts. Beast Boy instantly stopped playing the Game Station, and morphed into a cheetah, with Cyborg following closely behind. Raven jerked out of her meditation, and phased through the wall, taking a shortcut to Robin's room.

All 4 Titans reached his door in less than 10 seconds flat.

"Robin?" Cyborg frantically knocked on Robin's door. "Man, are you okay!"

"Robin, please open up!" Starfire shrilly called.

Suddenly, the door slid open with a –whoosh-, revealing a crazed Robin.

"TITANS, TROUBLE!" Robin shouted, even though he was less than 3 feet away from them. His mask was twitching wildly, and looking every which way. It was then the team realized that his hair was flopping messily over his mask.

"We have a severe crisis on our hands!"

His eyes darted around wildly, giving and impression of a badly injured mouse.

"Is it Slade?"

"Please, is it Dr. Light?"

"Great, I knew Mumbo Jumbo was going to break outta jail…"

"AHHH! Trigon's back! And he's gonna take over the world! Duck and cover!"

"Is it…"

"I RAN OUT OF HAIR GEL!" Robin screamed, half-crazy and interrupting them.

-Silence-

"You're joking," Raven's monotone broke through the silence.

"That's what you interrupted my game for!" Beast Boy whined.

"Man, no offense," Cyborg held out his hand. "…but that's not exactly top priority, is it?"

"This is to top priority!" Robin yelled. "Why do you think I always spike my hair up? For fun? NO! It's because it keeps my hair out of my eyes when I'm battling villains!"

-Awkward Silence-

"Dude, I've never thought about it that way!" Beast Boy exclaimed.

"Actually," Starfire giggled. "I think you look rather cute with your hair down, Robin!"

Everyone stared at her.

"What?" she said innocently. "I am not… allowed to express my opinion about my teammate's appearance?"

In spite of himself, Robin managed a half-smile.

"Thanks Star, but I think we'll all have to go to the mall."

"OOOOO!" Starfire squealed, doing loop-dee-doops in the air. "I would absolutely love to journey to the wondrous mall of shopping!"

"Well, I guess I need a new Biometric Refractor Disk anyways, so why not?" Cyborg said.

"Dude!" Beast Boy added. "They have the new Clash of the Planets: Game Station version coming out! I AM SOOOO THERE!"

"What about you, Raven?" Robin asked.

"I'll stay home," the dark girl muttered.

"No, you most certainly will not stay home!" Starfire demanded, dragging Raven to the door. "Come friends! The mall of shopping will close in 3 Earth hours!" she called over her shoulder.

The boys shrugged and followed her.


A/N: Sorry for not updating sooner on "Matchmaking for DumboHeads!" Super sorry! Do any of you know if there's going to be a Teen Titans movie?

Beast Boy: DUDE, we have our own movie?

Robin: Cool!

Cyborg (evil twinkle in eye): I wonder what it's going to be about, Boy Wonder!

Starfire: What's the title?

Raven: Dunno, that's what the authoress is trying to figure out….

A/N: Yeah, please tell me if you know!

Over and out,

StarryTian