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Lesson 2: Ask them out After Work and never use Windex on Toilets

Still Day 1:

Ski Cabin (Kitchen): 1:45 PM

Lacus POV

"Oh dear…" did a bomb did this? It's like a war zone here. And is that a dead rat hanging in the ceiling? No wait. That's a possum. Gross...

"I have a feeling you're say that…" Kira chucked lightly, "do you want to know what really happened?"

"Does it involve a bomb?"

"No! Something worst!"

"And what's worst than a bomb?"

"It's a long story," Kira sighed and we sat down to a nearby chair, "it all started last winter, I was here with my friends and my sister on a winter break from school. While my friends went out to learn how to ridesnowmobiles, I stayed in the cabin doing my usual homework and writing my story. Then I met Athrun, an old friend of mine here and we were going to get some hot chocolate and then…"

"Then what?" He's turning red again must be something embarassing, "Kira are you okay?"

"I'm fine— Is just that, how am I going to say it… well two snowmobiles then appeared out of nowhere and crashed to that window and fly its way to the kitchen. The drivers was my friend Tolle and the other one was Nicol, one of Athrun's friends."

Okay… at least it wasn't a bomb…

"Oh dear… So what happened to the two?"

"They're in the hospital even as we speak," Kira shook his head, "I just wish we could all just get along. Then the Snowmobile incident wouldn't happen in the first place."

"Are you saying the reason that this happened is that your friends and your other friend's friends caused this?" I have to get a thesaurus. I sound like an idiot.

"Yeah…" Kira sighed again, "So you see the problem… anyway do you think there is anyway to fix the kitchen?"

"Well we should clean this up first and built a new kitchen."

"Yeah," then all of a sudden the lights start to flicker on and off, "what the—"

"It's the end of the world!" who what that? It sound like it's coming from the basement.

"Who was that?" this is getting a little freaky

"Uh… Uh… I don't like this… Look out!"

Kira then jumped at me and before we hit the ground, there were these flying plates that were zooming across us. It was a good thing Kira was there to save me. He looks really cute when he's up close… Eh? Did I say that he's cute, no I mean he's hot…what the— What am I saying? Wait, am I blushing? I am blushing! Hide it Lacus! Hide it!

"Are… you okay Lacus?" he asked

"I'm fine, uh can you— I… think its safe now…"

"Right," Kira got up and held out his hand, "here, need a hand?"

"Yeah…" man that was embarrassing, "there must be a glitch in the system."

"Of course," Kira replied, "this place is mostly controlled by the main computer…"

"Do you think there's a problem in the main computer?"

"Definitely," Kira hold my hand and start to sprint, "come on, there is no time to waste!"

Ski Lift: 1:33 PM

Athrun POV

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah," Cagalli replied and lean her head to my shoulder, "Athrun… can I rest in your shoulder for a while?"

"… Uh yeah," she really looks beautiful up close that's for sure, "sure…"

I never expect this to happened, a few minutes ago we were fighting…

Flashback

"What do you want?"

"What did you do to my purse?" Cagalli growled and showed her 'purse'.

"Whoa," wow that chemical really work, "what happened?"

Then she smacked me in the head with her purse, and it really hurts.

"Don't play dumb with me you idiot!"

"Alright then," time to pull another prank, "I want you to…read this."

I take a piece of paper that says 'You know how easily to fool a blonde, look back' on each side of the paper. I was going to save it for Dearka, but I couldn't resist. She read it and she was flipping the paper back and forth for a few minutes. It took her a while to finally realized it.

"You!" She smacked me again in the head and kicked me between the legs. It was painful but it was worth it, "hey wait, what's this?"

"What…" alright, almost worth it…"Oy!"

"Oh I know what to do," then I heard her typing something, "What the… looks like I overdid it. Hehe!"

This isn't funny, ow! My head…

End Flashback

And now she's sleeping at my shoulder… You know, she looked beautiful up close, her hair, those eyes, her lips, her breast… What the… What are you thinking Athrun? Shake it of Athrun! Shake it off!

"Athrun…" Cagalli mumbled, "are we there yet?"

"Uh no…" control it Athrun, control it, "it's still a long way to go… Cagalli…"

"Yes…"

"…" Hold on, why did I call her?

"What is it Athrun?"

"I…"

WHOSH! CLANG! POW! VHOM!

Then the ski lift starts to move faster and start to swing back and forth.

"Hold on Cagalli!" I grabbed on to her and a nearby bar as the ski lift start to move back and forth vigorously.

"What's going on?" Cagalli moaned, "oh! I think I'm going to be sick…"

"Cagalli," oh dear, "please don't—"

BLUAAH!

"Sorry…" Cagalli moaned

Gross! It's on my favourite jacket! Oh… I think I'm going to be sick too…

Boys Washroom: 1:29 pm

Yzak POV

Oh crap, I can't get these stupid plungers off me! And worst of all I smell like crap!

"What is going on?" Double Crap! It's La Flaga.

"Ms. Ramius…" Kuzzey whined as usual, "Mr. La Flaga… we can explain… we…"

"What did you guys do now?" La Flaga moaned, "and what the hell happened to you?"

How embarrassing… And to make things worst they start laughing at me again… Damn it Flay! Stop taking pictures of me!

"I don't know," Flay giggled, "something about a cursed toilet."

"It's a Demon Toilet!" I shouted, "It tried to eat me!"

"Sure," Sai said sarcastically, "a demon toilet…"

"God," Ms. Ramius moaned, "why do you torture me?"

"At least we got most of the toilets done," Kuzzey said, "all that's left is…"

And then all of a sudden a pillar of red light appeared from the Demon toilet… Wait… Red light… Oh crap…

"IT"S THE END OF THE WORLD!"

Dearka POV

Whoa, what's wrong with Yzak? Just seeing the red light and he goes nuts, I think the toilet plunger is getting to his head.

"Yzak," I have to calm him down, "you have to relax man…"

"Hahaha… Hehehe…" Oh man, he really lost it.

"Snap out of it you idiot!" Miriallia shouted

SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! PPPOOOOWWW!

Wow, the girls slap him like no tomorrow and he's still conscious.

"Hehehe… Hahaha… I'm coco for Cocoa Pops!" Yzak babbled

"He needs help," Miriallia replied, "special help."

"Maybe we should take off the plungers?" Ms. Ramius replied, "I think its getting to his brain."

"Better than doing nothing," Sai replied, "Alright, I'll get the head."

This better work, "Alright everyone, Pull!"

"Ow!" Yzak whined, "That hurts!"

"One more time," sorry Yzak, "and this time pull hard Sai!"

"What! Dearka! You wouldn't dare?"

"I better take a picture of this." Flay followed

"Sorry Yzak," Sai replied, "we have no other choice."

"You," Yzak growled, "pulling the head, you better not yank my hair out."

"For the last time the name is Sai!"

"PULL!"

POP! SPASH!

Ow…

"Dearka," Mir called, "are you okay?"

"Yeah," I replied, "I'm fine, how about—"

GUSH!

What the he— what's going on? The toilets start to gush out like a geyser. Yzak's right it is a toilet demon and its coming to eat us! Say where's Mu and Murrue?

"Open the door," Kuzzey? "You have to let us out! I don't want to die here!"

"What's going on?" Sai moaned as Flay gets him up.

"Don't tell me…" Yzak is going crazy again, "they lock us out?"

Kuzzey nodded slowly. Everyone reaction was in shock. Wait a minute… We're locked in… We're locked in!

"WAAH!" Flay cried, "I'm too beautiful to die!"

"Ah shut up!" the rest of us, except for Sai, shouted

"WAAH! Everyone's so mean! WAAH!"

"Flay…" Sai was about to cry too

Then I notice that the water is starting to rise on my feet. So pretty much we have two options to die.

"I guess is either we will get eaten by a demon from a toilet or get drown by toilet liquid."

"Or both." Kuzzey followed

"I guess this is it…" Yzak said, "It's been nice knowing you guys… even though we did fight a lot… and almost kill each other…"

"Yeah…"

"Man the water is rising really fast." I joked

"And you said it as if it was a good thing." Mir sighed

"What do you think we should do now?"

I have an idea. So I walked to the toilet grabbed a Windex bottle and…

"Fire in the hole!" I tossed the bottle to the toilet

BBBOOOMMM!

Then something unexpected happened, the other toilets start to gush out like the last one. and the water is rishing even faster.

"You idiot!"Yzak smacked me in the head, "Why did you do that? Are you crazy?"

"Well is just that, well remember the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding?"

SMACK!

"You are an idiot!" Miriallia shouted, "It's a stupid movie you retart!"

"Well it did work on my zits."

And then everyone just stared at me like a idiot.

"What? It's true. Hehehe..."

To be continued...

Hehe, wonder what's going to happen next? You just have to wait, but you are more than glad to guess and advice are welcome. And just to tell you all I mignt not be able to Update soon because of Final Exams and I really need to study so other than that please R&R. Thanks