Yu-Gi-Oh!presents, "The Little Mermaid,"

Disclaimer---I don't own "Disney's The Little Mermaid," or Yu-Gi-Oh! Don't sue me please!


Tea Gardner...Ariel
Risa Kageyama...Ursula
Seto Kaiba...Prince Eric
Yami Yugi...King Triton
Vivian Wong...Adella
Rebecca Hawkins...Arista
Chris...Attina
Joey Wheeler...Max, Eric's dog
Tristan Taylor...shipmate#1/Sebastian
Roland...Grimsby
Mai Valentine...Aquata
Serenity Wheeler...Adrina
Miho Nozaka...Alana
Violet Kageyama...Vanessa
Yugi Muoto...shipmate#2/Flounder
Mokuba Kaiba...shipmate#3
Duke Devlin...shipmate#4
Injection Fairy Lily: Before I begin this next scene, I'd like to point out it's Violet, Risa's sister from theYu-Gi-Oh manga if none of you have read the manga!On with the show!

Act two, Scene 4

Offstage

Great! I was so close to kissing her and getting on with my stupid life! Seto Kaiba thought in his mind as he thought of the last scene. He was really hoping the two Lightning Conger would forget their moves then him andTea would actually kiss. But unfortunately, they practiced that scene day after day when it needed to be practiced. Kaiba was waiting for the final scene where they finally kiss. But in real life, he'd rather jump off a cliff than ever kiss Tea Gardner!

"Big brother, would you like a towel?" Mokuba offered, as he came in with a big, white, soft towel.

Onstage

Flying Penguin was flying outside the castle calling out Tea'srole before flying into her window only to find her and Turtle Crab, still, asleep. He perched himself on the head of the bed and woke the two of them up.

"Tea! I just heard the news! Congratulations miss, we did it!" Flying Penguin exclaimed shaking Tea's hand.

"What are you babbling about?"Tristan yawned.

"Right, as if you two didn't know huh?" Flying Penguinasked sarcastically before continuing. "Battle City's talking about the prince getting hitched this afternoon!"

Tea gave him a confused look not knowing what he was talking about.

"You know, he's getting married!" Flying Penguinexplained. "I can't wait till it starts. I wouldn't miss it!" And with that, Flying Penguin took off out of the window.

Tea began to think a moment and then finally realized that Seto Kaiba himself decided to marry her! Getting excited, the jumped out of bed, twirled Tristan around and kissed his cheek, looked in the mirror and straightened her hair out, and ran downstairs not even bothering to get out of her nightgown. As she ran downstairs, she began to hear Roland's voice and then she stopped halfway down to see Kaiba and a girl holding his arm. She hid behind a pillar to listen in on them.

"Well, Mister Kaiba it seems I was wrong. Your dream girl actually exists and she's a very lovely one at that." Roland said as he was talking to Kaiba and he then looked to Violet and took her hand in both of his. "Congratulations, my dear."

"Roland, we wish to be married as soon as possible." Kaiba said in a monotone voice.

When Kaiba said that, Tea got shocked and mouthed the word 'no' and shook her head at the same time.

"Well Mister Kaiba, things like this must take some time and…" Roland began before being interrupted by Kaiba again.

"This afternoon. The wedding ship sails at sunset." Kaiba said sternly.

"Uh…yes of course." Roland said reluctantly.

Tea couldn't take it anymore. She covered her face and ran down the hall and outside sobbing. Violet watched as she ran outside before going back to flirting with Kaiba. She looked down to her necklace, which had Risa's seashell pendant that contained Tea's voice! As she looked at it, she snickered wickedly.

In Tea's room upstairs, Tea was getting dressed at a slow rate.Tristan had heard about the whole thing and told Yugi downstairs. Flying Penguin never stopped by to talk about it because he was too busy thinking Kaiba was marrying her. After Tea got herself dressed, she heard music downstairs. When she made it to the pier, she saw the wedding boat, the Yomi Ship set sail towards the sea. She then began to sob very quietly without her voice. She slid down a pillar and folded her arms around her legs sobbing into them. Yugi and Tristan were looking at her with sympathetic looks as a tear fell from Tea's face and into the water.

Meanwhile, Flying Penguin was flying towards theYomi Ship, humming the wedding march without a care in the world. He then overheard some singing in the bride's makeup room and he flew to the porthole to get a good look and noticed Violet was singing with a false set of windpipes.

"Things are going according to my ultimate design." She sang as she took a bobby pin and threw it at a statue on the mirror.

Flying Penguin gulped as he saw this realizing his mistake. Then,Violet began stepping onto the vanity and smashing some perfume bottles and still singing. "Soon that little mermaid, her handsome prince and the ocean will be mine."

She then began laughing as she looked into the mirror revealing who she really was…

"The Sea witch!" Flying Penguin whispered in shock. He began to stammer on what to do and he even tried flying into the porthole only hitting the hull of the Yomi Ship. He then shook his head and flew back to the castle. "Tea! Tea!"

Flying Penguin flew to Tea, Tristan, andYugi and began to pant after landing. He managed to catch his breath and began explaining. "Tea, I was flying…of course I was flying well I saw the watch…the sea witch was watching the mirror and she was using a false set of pipes!" He said while gesturing it and he then grabbed Tristan. "Do you hear what I'm telling you? The prince is marrying the sea witch in disguise!" He yelled while hitting Tristan's head on the pier.

Tea gave a shocked look whileTristan rubbed his head trying to get what he's saying. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Have I ever been wrong?"FlyingPenguin asked and that was the obvious thing but, "I mean when it's important?"

"What'll we do?"Yugi asked frantically.

Tea looked towards the sunset remembering Risa's words, "Before the sunsets on the third day". Those words echoed in her mind as she thought about it. She then did the only thing she could think of and dove into the water but couldn't swim. Tristan suddenly spotted a pile of barrels and snapped the rope holding them free with his pincer. The barrels then fell into the water andTea grabbed onto one and held out a rope it was attached to.

"Tea, grab onto that!" Flying Penguin instructed. "Yugi, get her to that boat as fast as your fins can carry you!"

Yugiput himself through the loop the rope was in and began swimming. "I'll try."

Tristan then pondered aloud. "I've got to get to the Pharaoh, he must know about this!"

"What about me?" Flying Penguin asked.

"You! Find a way to stall that wedding!"Tristan ordered before he dove into the water and headed to the underwater kingdom.

"Stall the wedding? How can I…of course!" the Flying Penguin said as he snapped his feathers and began flying and squawking. "Chirp! Chirp!Chirp, Chirp, chirp! chirp, chirp!"

As he was chirping, he got the attention of other duel monsters, they got the message as he, and all of them began to head towards the Yomi Ship. Water and Wind duel monsters alike were going to help him stall the wedding while Tea tried to get there and stop it somehow.

On the Yomi Ship, Kaiba and Violet were walking down the aisle and people were bowing to them as they always do in a royal wedding. While they were walking down the aisle, Joey, as ordered by Kaiba before the show started, growled at Violet. Violet, fighting the fact that she's Joey's nemesis, kicked Joey to make him be quiet. Joey made a 'woof' sound as he was kicked.Violet regained her posture as she and Kaiba reached the priest, Shadi.

Shadi began the ceremony with the usual gesture.

Meanwhile, Tea and Yugi were still heading towards the boat themselves. Yugiwas swimming as best he could but it was a little difficult since the barrel was a bit heavy. Nevertheless, he persevered and kept swimming with determination in his heart, just like he believed in the heart of the cards.

"Don't worry, Tea! We're almost there." he said as he continued swimming.

Meanwhile on the boat, the priest was already at the part where he asks the groom if he'll take the bride as his wife.

"I do." Kaiba said in that monotone voice.

He then began to ask Violet the same question. But Violet began to notice the sound of flying duel monsters approaching. When she looked, she saw Flying Penguin, a flock of Sonic Birds,a flock of Skull Red Birds, and a flock of Tornado Birds flying towards her. She ducked as they zoomed over her head. They then flew underneath her bridal gown making her scream. Joey was jumping up and down getting excited from all this. A few Faith Birds flew by spitting water on her and a Mad Lobster came up from behind her and pinched her but with his small claw, making her scream. Lots of Armored Starfish and Star Boys, covered her body and her mouth.

Meanwhile,Tea andYugi had made it to the boat and Tea began climbing up the hull to reach the deck. When she made it, she saw what was going on.Violet began pulling all the Star Boys and the Armored Starfish off her just as a couple of White Dolphin bounced her on their noses like she was a beach ball and bounced her to crush the wedding cake. Flying Penguin then squawked in her face and she grabbed his neck strangling him. While that was going on, Joey managed to break free of his leash and went up to Violet and Flying Penguin, who was pulling the pendant off her.

Joey then went behind her and then he leaped behind her!

"WOOF, WOOF!" Joey yelled as he landed ontop of Violet and Flying Penguin making the pendant snap free and fly to Tea's feet shattering into pieces.

After it did, Tea's voice can be heard singing as a mysterious yellow smoke began to float up around her body. While that was happening, Kaiba's eyes went back to normal and he felt like he had a headache as he held his head. But he heard Tea's voice and he looked towards her as well as everyone else on the boat. When the smoke finally reached Tea's head, it went straight into her neck and she sang the final notes of her singing voice.

"Tea?" Kaiba asked in disbelief.

"Kaiba!" She finally said to him as Joey came up to her.

"Woof, woof! Woof!"Joey cried as he ran up to her, giving her a hug.

"Y-you can talk!" Kaiba exclaimed as he ran up to her and held her hands in his. "You're the one!"

"Kaiba, No! Get away from her!" Violet yelled in her sister Risa's voice. Realizing it, she covered her mouth.

"It was you the whole time!"Kaiba said in an even more happier tone and his face was a few inches from Tea's now.

"Oh, Kaiba." Tea said as they both leaned in but before they could even kiss, the sun had set! Tea winced in pain as she fell to the floor and her feet had changed back into her fins. She was too late.

"You're too late!" Violet cackled as she changed to her true form…Risa the sea witch.

The wedding attendants all gasped as they saw her change into her true form.

Risa continued to cackle as she crawled down the aisle and grabbed Tea sitting on the railing of the boat.

"Sayonara, lover boy." She cackled before jumping into the water. Tea screamed and she struggled to escape from Risa's grasp.

Kaiba hung over the railing in fear. "TEA!"

"No, this can't be happening!" Kaiba said as he ran to the nearest lifeboat he could find. "Hang on, Tea!"

Off stage

"Well, here I go."the Pharaoh said as he got ready to play the roll of King Triton again.

"Good luck, Pharaoh."Yugi said as he patted his ego's back.

"Thanks, Yugi." Yami said as he got on stage.

Onstage

Risa was pulling Tea's arm underwater while they were swimming to heaven knows where. While she was dragging her, Risa was saying, "Poor princess. Don't worry, it's not you I'm after. I have bigger fish to…" before she could finish, the Pharaoh's Millenium Puzzle was pointing directly towards her head. Tristan was behind him giving her a 'humph'.

"Risa, stop!"the Pharaohroared.

Risa swam up to him and sort of talked casually around him. "Why, Pharaoh Atem, how are you?"

Yami Yugi held his Millenium Puzzleat her again with anger in his eyes.

"Let her go." He hissed.

"Not a chance, Atem," Risa snapped back and pulled Tea by the wrist up to her. "She's mine now!" She then shows him the contract. "We made a deal."

"Pharaoh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to." Tea cried in plea just as the Pharaoh tried to use "Mind Crush," on the contract to pieces with his Millenium Puzzle. But his efforts proved in vein and the contract was still intact. He couldn't believe his eyes while Risa was cackling away.

"You see, the contract is legal. Cannot be destroyed, sent to the graveyard or removed from play," Risa explained while poking his shoulder with it rolled up. "Even by you."

She then got an idea and grinned at the Pharaoh. "Of course I've always been a woman with an eye for a bargain. The daughter of the great king of games is a great committee." She said while the contract formed a magic swirl around Tea making her shrink a couple of times. Pharaoh Atem went over and tried to grab her but the shrinking stopped and Risa continued. "But, I'm willing to make an exchange," She explained and going behind him. "For someone even better."

Meanwhile on the surface, Kaiba was in a rowboat and paddling it to find Tea. Roland was watching him from the railing of theYomi Ship, watching him row off. He then called out to him from the boat. "Mister Kaiba, what are you doing?"

"Roland , I lost her once, I'm not gonna lose her again!" Kaiba called out in reply while rowing to find Tea.

Meanwhile under the sea, Risa was shaking her head from behind the swirl as Risa had told Yami alternate deal. That deal was, in exchange for her safety; he would give up the throne to Risa.Yami was indeed in a tight spot, he wanted Tea safe, but he couldn't bear to have Risa rule the undersea throne.

"Now, do we have a deal?" Risa asked with an evil grin.

The Pharaoh just closed his eyes, took his Millenium Puzzle, and used some magic on the contract. Instead of doing what he did earlier and making it flow to a wall with Risa holding onto it, it signed his name in gold that said, 'Pharaoh Atem'. The name was written in replacement of Tea's name with the Pharaoh's handwriting. Risa gave a loud, ''Ha'' and continued.

"It's done then!" Risa yelled as the swirl of magic that surrounded Tea switched targets.

Risabegan to cackle as the magic began to shrink the Pharaoh. Tea made a cry of no as she helplessly watched the Pharaoh figure being transformed into something.Tristan also watched in horror as this was happening.

Meanwhile on the surface, Kaiba was standing on the rowboat with a duel diskin his hands ready to be tused. He dove into the water with thecards just in time to see what was going on down there. He arrived in time to seeYami being turned into a Revival Jam like the ones in Risa's lair. His crown circled where his body once stood and Tea stared in disbelief.

"No way!"Tristan gasped.

"Pharaoh?" Tea stuttered.

"At last," Risa began as she picked up the crown and put it on her head. "It's mine!" She then picked up the Pharaoh's glowing Millenium Puzzle and began her usual cackle looking at it.

Tea then let all her anger out and she swam up to Risa before being thrown against a rock. "Y-y-you despicable witch! I hate you! I'll never forgive you for what you've done to the Pharaoh!"

Risathen threw her against a rock pointing the trident towards her. "Don't talk back to me you little brat!" She yelled. "Contract or not I'm going to…" Before she could finish she felt a sharp pain on her right arm. "Ahh!" When she looked, she and Tea saw none other than Seto Kaiba floating up there with a Blue Eyes White Dragon summoned to the field. "Why you...!"

"Kaiba, look out!" Tea cried while being pinned to the rock by Risa's tentacles.

"After him!" Risa ordered the two while pointing to Kaiba.

Kaiba tried swimming to the surface but the two Lightning Congers were hot on his tail. Just as Kaiba surfaced and got to the boat,The two Lightning Congers used their tails to hold onto his legs and on his upper body dragging him back into the water, taking his life points and attempting to drown him and Kaiba was struggling.Tristan and Yugi saw he was in trouble and swam up to him.

"Come on!"Tristan orderedYugi as the two of them got to the two Lightning Congers, and took out the duel disks I lent them.

Tristan activated the Stop Attack onto the field to forcethe first Lightning Conger into defense mode, causing itto let go of Kaiba.Yugi activated the Swords of Revealing Light gave the other Lightning Conger an up and down slap causing the his head to go up and down and making him let go of Kaiba too. After the two let go of Kaiba they both glared Tristan andYugi just as Risa was aiming the Millenium Puzzle at Kaiba.

"Say sayonnara to your sweetheart." Risa taunted Tea as she got ready to destroy Kaiba.

Tea came up from behind her, covered her eyes, and pulled her head back just as the Millenium Puzzle released a great powerful force! Instead of the attack hitting Kaiba, the attack hit both the Lightning Congers electrocuting them both.

Offstage, the two Lightning Congers were sent to the graveyard and were replaced by small pieces of skin.

"Babies! My precious little things!" Risa cried as she held the pieces of skin in her palms before looking towards Kaiba and Tea, who were swinging on trapeze swings above the surface. She then growled as she began to get bigger in size. Sand from the floor of the ocean covered her from being seen as Tristan andYugi watched her grow.

On the surface, Kaiba swung onto a trapeze swing toTea and held her close not knowing what was about to happen.

"Kaiba, you've got to get away from here and save yourself!" Tea cried to him.

"No, I won't leave you." Kaiba replied just as something came out of the water in between them.

As the thing between them started to come out of the water, it was revealed to be Risa. She was laughing very evilly as she surfaced. She was now a giant though;over 50 ft tall! After a moment, Kaiba and Tea dove straight back into the water. When they saw how humongous Risa was, they couldn't believe it. Risa stared down at them still laughing.

"You pitiful, insignificant fools!" She said with her thunderous voice.

"Get out of the way!" Kaiba yelled as he pointed to Risa's huge tentacle, which was coming down towards them.

When the tentacle splashed down it separated Kaiba and Tea temporarily but Kaiba managed to hang onto Tea. Meanwhile, the ocean wasn't getting very pleasant because Risa was controlling it with the Millenium Puzzle. Clouds began to cover the skies and lightning began to strike everywhere as Risa was causing tidal waves and a whirlpool that brought the graveyard of ships to the surface.

"Now I am the queen of all the ocean!" Risa yelled as she began to, literally, stir up the ocean. "The waves obey my every whim," While all this was happening, a huge tidal wave separated Kaiba from Tea again.

She cried out his name as she saw him plummet to the water. Kaiba gave out a loud yell as he fell into the water. Things for the ocean didn't seem to be good right now. The sea and all it's riches bow to my power!" Risa yelled as she stirred up a whirlpool.

Tea managed to hang onto a rock while she watched Kaiba grab onto the hull of one of the sunken boats and climbed up. After Kaiba made it on the deck of the ship, he began to head towards the helm while being splashed by a couple of waves. Once he got to the helm, he began to steer the ship towards Risa hoping to use the front of the boat as a dagger so he could attack Risa with two more of his Blue Eyes White Dragon and fused them together.

Risa spotted Tea holding onto the rock and she unleashed the magic, making it turn into rubble and Tea fell into the middle of the whirlpool. When she looked up, Risa was looking down on her and aiming the Millenium Puzzle towards her. Risa tried to attack her a couple of times but Tea managed to dodge them as she grabbed the handlebar of the trapeze swing and swung towards a nearby platform. While she was doing that, the ship was getting closer to her.

"So much for true love!" Risa yelled as she got ready with the Millenium Puzzle and Tea looked in fear, closing her eyes. Then, Risa finally noticed the dragon but it was too late, Kaiba steered the ship good enough and the front of the ship and he set the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon in attack mode and aimed theWhite Lighting Attack at Risa, right into her heart and both destroying her and her life points, which went down to zero! The audience let out a gasp as they watched the ferocious dragon. She let out a cry in painas she began to die. She and the boat sank to the ocean but her body was now blown apart and her name was no longer Risa, it was Sushi. On the beach, Kaiba slowly crawled to the shore before collapsing. Underwater, the Millenium Puzzle was twirling downwards and glowing. At Risa's lair, all the deformed merpeople changed back into mermaids and mermen and they all swam out of Risa's lair. The Millenium Puzzle then stabbed the ocean floor right next to Pharaoh Atem who changed back into his old self and he picked up his Millemium Puzzle.

Later near the beach, Tea was watching Kaiba get up from a rock with a sad look on her face. In her mind, she thought she would never see Kaiba again.The Pharaoh and Tristan were watching her as he watched him.Yami gave out a sigh before talking with Turtle Crab.

"She really does love him, doesn't she, Tristan?" He asked him.

Tristan nodded with a smile. "It's like I always say Pharaoh, children should lead their own lives when the time is right."

"You always say that?" Pharaoh Atem asked him suspiciously.

"Oh, well I uh…" Tristanstarted before clearing his throat.

Yami gave out another sigh. "Well, I guess there's only one problem left."

"And what's that Pharaoh?" Tristan asked.

"How much I'm going to miss her."Yami replied.

Tristan gave him a stunned look trying to understand those last words he just said.

Yami then took his Millenium Puzzle and a yellow glow began to go towards the rock Tea was sitting on while he pointed it towards her. When Tea noticed the glow, she looked down and smiled realizing what was going on. She looked towardsYami who only gave her an approving nod. After Kaiba recovered on the beach, Tea's figure emerged from the water wearing a sparkling silver dress. Instead of swimming, Tea walked, that's right, walked to Kaiba. Pharaoh Atem had turned her back into a human. When Kaiba saw Tea in that dress with the wind blowing against her beautiful brown hair, he definitely thought he was in heaven. He couldn't help but to run up to her, pick her up, and twirl her around.Tea let out a series of giggles as he did so. Once Kaiba put her down the two stared into each other's eyes and one word went through both of their minds, Finally!

The two then leaned towards each other and their lips connected in a beautiful, passionate kiss that left all others behind. This kiss, however, was real. Kaiba and Tea were actually kissing after so many tries during rehearsals. The two teenagers felt a warm tingle going through their bodies as their kissed continued.

The lights on the stage dimmed for a few minutes and went back up revealing that Kaiba and Tea were in their wedding outfits still kissing. Their kiss was suddenly interrupted bya hot-tempered kid in a dog suit. "Woof, woof!" he barked. Both had bows tied to themselves.Tea and Kaiba laughed when Joey Wheeler himself, broke in between them but the audience on the wedding ship applauded after they pulled away. That's right, after the whole thing, Kaiba and Tea were finally married (In the play that is). Even Serenity, Miho, Rebecca, Chris, Vivian and Mai were there watching them. On the wedding cake,Tristan hugged the two figurines of Kaiba and Tea but he then saw Marik the chef coming at him with a cleaver.

Tristan jumped off the cake just as Marik cut the cake and the table in half. Tristan ran to a rope and saw it connected to one of the masts and he got an idea. Just as Marik came running towards him yelling, Tristan took his pincer and cut the rope causing it to let the mast hit Marik square in the face. All of Marik's teeth fell out and he collapsed with swirls for eyes. Tristan laughed and dove into the water doing a victory dance.

Tea then walked over to the railing to see Pharaoh Atem. With the help from one of the duel monsters below, he went up to her and they both hugged. While they were hugging the ending music started just as Tea said a few words to him.

"I love you, Pharaoh." She said in a whisper just as the entire cast began singing.

"Now we can run

Now we can walk

Now we can stay all day in the sun

Just you and me

Now I can be

Part of your World."

The Pharaoh swung his trident across the sky and what followed was a rainbow. As a few vocals were singing along with the music, some of the mermaids and mermen dove back into the water. Kaiba then took Tea's hand and they looked at each other one more time before kissing one last time just as the Yomi Ship sailed away and the lights dimmed. After the Yomi Ship sailed away and the lights dimmed, the audience erupted in applause, cheering, and whistling.

The End