Ok this is not an april fools joke so just get that out of your head right now. Any way happy april fools every one. ok i was going to put this up on april fools day but i couldn't update til last week. This is my new story. And as always don't sue me cause I don't own any one but my self in here oh and part of the plot to this story is mine too. All my friends own themselves though so READ!oh and just so you know Mrs. B. is afraid of chickens.

What Would Happen if Kaiba Was my English Teacher?

CHAPTER 1 An April fools Joke???

It was April the first. Renata walked into the cafeteria. It was around 7:25. she walked over to the table where nearly EVERYONE who liked anime hungout. "Hey Brock, did you see yesterdays episode of Yugioh?" Renata asked walking up to her friend.

He nodded and put a look of horror on his face. "Is that a stain on your shirt?" he asked.

Renata, who had not looked at her calendar that morning, looked down at her shirt and Brock yelled, "April Fools!"

He laughed and Renata joined in. Then Renata started playing jokes on people and no one actually fell for them until after the bell rang and Renata stopped by Cassies locker. she made her face look all upset and said, "Cassie guess what I heard?" "What?" Cassie asked eagerly not knowing that she was supposed to be dreading what Renata said next. "I heard that Inu yasha is going to be canceled." She said trying to keep a straight face. Cassie just stood there her mouth gaping. Renata tried to wait a few minutes before saying april fools and laughing but couldn't. she felt a smile creep up on her face and started laughing. "APRIL FOOLS!" she yelled.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, RENATA!" Cassie said kind of laughing herself.

When Renata got to homeroom it was dark and no one was in the room. She didn't understand why 'til she saw a note on the door. It said:

All S-team students go to the large group room.
Mr. G.

Renata shrugged and made her way to the large group room. On the way she saw her short friend Patrick. "We have to go to the large group room." She told him.

"Why?" "Don't know" she said shrugging. When they got to the large group room nearly everyone was there already. Cassie had saved Renata and Patrick seats so they sat next to her. "I wonder what this is all about." Renata said.

Patrick and Cassie shrugged and they all began to look for sources of an answer. They loved solving mysteries. They saw three of their four teachers there. Mrs. Ben. was missing! In the front of the room stood Mr. F., Mr. C., and Mrs. R., but no English teacher. Also there was Mr. K., their principal, Mr. G., their assistant principal, and a very tall boy with brown hair and cold blue eyes. Renata really hoped this wasn't a student teacher for Mr. F. (Authoress note: ok we all Know who this is but oh well so that isn't a surprise but there are more surprises like the fourt – oh well you don't want to hear about that well maybe you do but too bad) "Your attention!" Mr. K. yelled. Everyone fell silent "Mrs. Ben. met with an unfortunate accident last night. It seem seems a student who lived near by her didn't properly lock the chicken coops. 5 chickens got out and charged Mrs. Ben. and she had a heart attack."

Mr. K. looked grave and Renata, Patrick, and Cassie burst out laughing. In fact they were the ONLY ones laughing. Everyone Knew Mrs. B was afraid of chickens so why weren't they laughing? "What's so funny?" Mr. K. asked them. Renata was confused. "It's not supposed to be?"

Patrick stopped laughing long enough to say "Yeah, isn't this an April fools jokes?" And Cassie just couldn't stop laughing. "I wasn't joking" he said. "oh" they immediately stopped laughing and blushed. They were really embarrassed. Then Renata leaned over and whispered to Patrick. "I always thought it would be you who killed her." Patrick grinned. "Any way" the principle continued. "this will be your new Englis-" the principle must have caught the boys stare because he quickly said. "I mean dueling instructor, Mr. Kaiba." Patrick sweatdropped, Renata did one of those anime falls, and all of the color drained out of Cassies face. "uh oh" Cassie said. "You said it" Renata said nodding. She totally agreed with Cassie. She had dreamed all her life ( or maybe just this year) that English could be replaced by a dueling class, but not if it was going to be taught by THAT guy. Wait a minute. Mr. KAIBA? This was going to be worse than she thought.

Ok that's the first chapter. How'd you like it? I know it is highly unlikely that the principle would allow English to be replace by dueling but wait til you see why he did it. This is going to be really bad considering that mrs. B is my homeroom teacher. Ahhh Seto Kaiba is going to kill me. Kaiba runs after her "why do I have to be an english teacher?" he asked

"Cause I am an authoress that's why mua ha ha ha h ahhhahahahahah!" REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!