It took me a while to finish this, major writers block. But I finnaly did it! Other than that, reading what has happened recently in Destiny really piss me of, especially at Shinn, so for the next few chapters I will take out my frustration from him in here. Hehe... If you think what I did to him here is bad, wait until the next chapter... Other than that time for reviews
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Other than that, Kira!
Kira: Unknown-Character doesn't own Gundam Seed or Gundam Seed Destiny. There!
Good coordinator -gives Kira a Lacus stuff toy- here you go
-Kira runs off like a five year old-
Kids... Anyway enjoy!
Lesson 4: Never hire a Chef that wears a Mask and Flying Couch are always bad.Near the Ski Lift: 2:00 PM Cagalli POV
"Cagalli…?" Should I kiss him?
"Yes… Athrun?" I… can't help it…
"Cagalli…I—"
I… I actually kiss him… What's this? He's kissing me back… My first kiss… Should I let go? Nah…
"Cagalli…" Athrun paused and lightly moved back
"… Athrun…" why did you stop? It was getting good
"I know this might be a stupid question but is— will you go out with me?"
"Athrun…"I can't believe he asked me out, "yes, I will."
"It's kinda awkward," Athrun muttered, "is usually you ask the person out and then the kiss, not the other way around."
"Since you did ask me out, and I said yes, how about another kiss?"
"Why not—"
BBBOOOOOOMMM!
What was that? Oh crap that's the ski resort! Kira…
"Cagalli?"
"Looks like there is trouble," big trouble for you twin brother, "should we go back and see—"
"We have to," Athrun sighed, "our friends might get in trouble."
Why god? Why?
"Uh Cagalli…"
"Oh!" I cant believe I'm still on top of him, "sorry…"
"It's okay," he stands up and gave me a hand, "well… that was exciting…"
"You can say that again…" I can't believe I'm still blushing even though he asked me out…
Two minute later…"The door is locked," Athrun called, "good thing I have the key."
"Hey wait," oh my god! "Is that Kira?"
"Yeah," Athrun followed, "and he's with that girl. Oh man, is he doing what I think he's doing?"
Is the pink hair really making a move on Kira? Or is Kira forced to? What would happen if he were forced to do it? There is no way I'm going to let that happened!
BANG!
"KIRA YAMATO!"
"Cagalli!" Kira screamed and fell down like an idiot as usual, "is not what you think, the computer exploded and—"
"What?" how in the hell did that happened? "How did it—? Who are you?"
"Lacus," Kira introduce, "meet my twin sister Cagalli and my friend Athrun."
"Twin sister," the weird pink hair girl said, "nice to meet you and your boyfriend."
"They are just good friends Lacus," Kira replied, "right?" he then gave us an evil glare
"Uh…" oh crap…
"Anyway," I tried to get off topic, "what happened up there?"
"I kinda spill the tea in the monitor, hehehe… Hey! Are you trying to stay off topic?"
"Crazy," Athrun followed, "a lot of strange stuff has been happening."
"You don't know how right you are," the pink hair girl stands up, "first was flying plates, people screaming it's the end of the world in the basement and the second floor has been destroyed."
"And it's about to get worst," Kira called, "look!" he pointed at the basement stairs
Author's POVAs Murrue and Mu went out of the basement, the two were dragging a big rope and the others are tied to them like a bunch of prisoners. The four, who were lucky not to experience the horror of the Boy's Washroom, were stoned. Yzak and Kuzzey were first and they look like they saw a ghost or even worst, Flay look mentally insane and was laughing maniacally, Sai looked as if he was about to cry like a baby and Miriallia is showing her 'love' by choking Dearka at the throat, who is barely manage to get some air.
"Blues clues, blues clues…" Flay sings broken recorder, "ET… phone… home…"
"Toilet… Toilet…" Kuzzey and Yzak chanted, "Toilet… Toilet…"
"Get me out of here…" Sai cried
"You are so –hiccup- cute when you look purple," Miriallia giggled. "-hiccup- hehehe…"
"Can't—" Dearka gagged, "help!"
"What… the… heck… happened… down… there?" Cagalli manage to say something
"I don't want to know!" Kira and Lacus replied and look away
"It's too horrible to explain!" Sai shouted, "to horrible! The toilet demons! Miriallia drunk! And those two bastards locks us in there to drown in there when the toilet gone berserk! When that blonde idiot put Windex on the toilets! Flay starting to sing old McDonald! I can't take it!"
"I guess Flay isn't the only one that has gone insane," Mu replied, "We're brining these guys to the mental institute—"
"Don't you think that's a little Harsh?" Kira interrupted, "I mean a lot of crazy stuff has happened here—"
"What happened to the second floor?" Murrue said in shock when she saw the once second floor. The second floor was complete disaster, completely black, glasses shattered, and dead rats and possums start to hang from the ceiling.
"Well a funny thing happened—" Kira chucked lightly, "Ms. Ramius? Are you okay?"
Yeah, by the fiery background, her demonic eyes, her hair start to stand up and was chucking maniacally, she is really mad. Lacus hugged Kira tightly, same to Cagalli at Athrun. Mu tried to cool Murrue down, but her glare scared the daylights out of him and moved back before he were to say anything.
"Sorry kids," Mu laughed nervously, "you're on your own…"
"Any last words kiddies?" Murrue chucked evilly as the 4 kids moved back
"Well did we mention that the ski lift is broken too?" Cagalli chucked lightly
"What?" Murrue said in a death-like tone
"Why did you say that Cagalli?" Athrun said, " and I just ask you out. Do you want us to die today?"
"You what?" it was Kira's turn to get mad
"Uh…"
"Why me…" Cagalli moaned, "it wasn't our fault anyway, the ski lift was having problems from the start. You shou—"
"What was that?" Kira stopped his rampage all of a sudden
"What's what?" Cagalli replied
"Shhh!" Athrun growled, "Listen!"
"It's getting louder…"
"Quiet Lacus," Cagalli replied, "it sound like…"
TICK...TICK... TICK...
"Is that what I think it is?" Mu said in fear
"If you think is a bomb, then it is," Kira was looking down at the sofa with his eyes twitching, "now the question when will it explode?"
"Hahahaha!" a voice appeared, "I set that bomb because you bastards don't improve my menu!"
Guess who?
"Who the hell is that?" Athrun pointed above which reveal a blonde masked man, that covers his nose and eyes, and wearing a straight jacket, "wait a minute, you're the chef!"
Yes, our favourite pyscopath has finnaly come, ladies, genltelmen andmechas alike, I introduce you...
"Rau Le Creuset…" Mu moaned, "I thought I sent you to the mental institute after the accident?"
"Haha, that's where you're wrong," Creuset replied, "you sent me to the hospital, THEN you sent me to the institute, which I might say took me a while to escape! Ha! And they say I'm crazy!"
"…" Everyone was silent for a moment.
Then all of a sudden Miriallia then let go of Dearka and fell down.
"What happened?"
"I guess the side effect of my special drink kicks in about now." Dearka gasped
"Your special drink?" everyone except Rau asked
"Yeah," Dearka coughed, "it's a mix of vodka, sake, beer, sugar, maple syrup, chocolate, maple syrup, and 3 different type of exotic coffee. Why are you guys looking at me like that?"
"What the heck is your problem?" Sai said, "It's a good thing Tolle isn't here…"
"Hello!" Rau was feeling ignored, "the bad guy is over here! Focus on me you hobos!"
"What's his story?" Lacus whispered to Kira
"I remember him to be the chef that was run over by the two snowmobiles."
"That explains the mask."
"No," Kira replied, "he wears that before the accident."
"Strange…"
"He is," Kira replied and Rau start to act like a chicken when the two looked, "I wonder why he's here?"
"You," he acted back to sort of normal and pointed at Kira, "I see you found the bomb crybaby."
"I am not a crybaby!" Kira called
"Why are you here?" Mu called
"I don't know," Rau wondered, "I was about to ask you about that?"
Kira, Athrun, Cagalli and Lacus did an anime fall, while Mu and Murrue start to have veins in their head. Rau le Creuset laughed maniacally finding his joke to be funny.
"I remember now," Rau called, "I'm here to warn you that the bomb…" he looked at a nearby clock, "will explode in 5 minutes."
"Creuset!" Murrue shouted, "get down here so I can kick your ass!"
"Are you sure you can beat me?" Rau chuckled, "I am a black belt in Tai Chi!"
"Uh…"Murrue said, "Tai Chi isn't technically martial arts… but sure."
Then Rau jumped out of the beam where he was standing, thinking he will do a fancy flip and land safely, but instead he crashed to the floor face first. A perfect facepland and his mask is still stuck in his face. It must be glued to his face or melted to the skin.
"Ow…" Kira shivered
"That's going to leave a mark," Athrun called, "what now?"
"That was 12 feet drop," Lacus followed, "I think we should tie him up before it cause us anymore trouble."
"He's in a straight jacket!" Cagalli informed
"Just to be sure."
"Good point…"
"Hey!" Mu kicked Creuset, who is in great pain, "tell us how to shut the bomb off you idiot!"
"You can't stop it," he laughed, "Hahahahahaha! Your only hope is to get it out of here!"
"Okay," Murrue then knocked him out with a hammer, "thanks for the info, you bitch…"
"What now?" Athrun said, "there is no way we could stop this, we wasted 2 minutes watching him fall down."
"And wasted 1 minute ranting about it," Lacus added and notice the ski lift, "wait… I have an idea!"
Beach Resort 2:15 PM
Still Author's POV
Near the beach, the casts of Destiny are fixing a hut restaurant as part of their summer job. Not knowing that something will come flying toward them, and all I can say it's big, you can sit or sleep on it and ready to explode.
"Finally," as a familiar Destiny pilot sighed as he put the last straw in the hut, "all done!"
"You're right Shinn," the red hair Zaku pilot replied, "and after this I can finally go to the beach!"
"Yeah…" the Phantom Zaku pilot stretched his arms, "say Luna, where's your sister?"
"She's with the other guys Rey," the red hair replied, "we should tell them that it is done."
"You mean with Sting, Stellar and that other guy right?"
"Yeah," Luna replied, "I forgot his name."
"I think is Auel," Shinn replied, "I wonder where Stellar is?"
"Oh!" Luna cooed, "Looks like you have a crush on her?"
"Uh…" Shinn can't say anything
"You don't usually remember girls name," Rey replied, "unless your friends with her, or have a crush…"
"…" Shinn face was red and tries to say something but he couldn't because he was too embarrassed.
"Admit it," Lunamaria giggled, "you like Stellar."
"Hey," Rey was looking up, "what was that?"
"Is that a couch?"
"Look out!" Shinn then jumped from the roof and not noticing the Gaia pilot was below him
CRASH!
"What happened…" Shinn groaned, not noticing that he jumped on Stellar
"PERVERT!" Stellar shouted and start slapping him constantly
Smack... Smack... Smack...
"What's going on here?" Lunamaria looked and notice that Shinn was tossed to the swimming pool by Stellar, "Nice…"
"That's what happened when you make a move on me," Stellar growled with a slight blush in her cheek, "Shinn?"
"Help!" Shinn gargled, "Can't… swim…!"
"Oh crap," Stellar just remembered that he couldn't swim, "Shinn!"
A minute later…"Why…" Shin gasped, "Did… you… do… that? –hiccup-."
"Sorry," Stellar apologized with pink cheeks, "I thought you were going to…"
BBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Guess what happened…
"My hut…" Shinn stammered, "my restaurant… MY CAREER!"
"There, there," Stellar comforted as Shinn cried like there is no tomorrow
"Why?" Luna cried too since its is a part of her progect too, "Why? Now where am i going to cook now?"
"Whoever tossed that couch is going to pay…" Shinn growled
"Couch?" Stellar said confusingly
"By the speed of the wind and the direction of the couch," Luna said in a nerd uniform and glasses, "the couch is from the Ski resort."
"Please don't do that…" Rey sighed
"Sorry," Lunamaria giggled, "it just makes feel smarter."
"Let's go…" Shinn growled, grabbed Lunamaria and Rey by the hand and walks away
"Where are we going?" the two ask
"We're going on a road trip… To kill..."
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