I'm back! Stupid writers block... After seeing Yuuna getting the punishment he deserved in episode 40 gave me a major boost on what I should do next. Anyway, sorry for the late reviews and time for reviews:

ashwing101 -> I'm glad you like that chapter! I was laughing too when I was writing it

jenniferseedlover -> Athun/Cagalli forever! Thanks... but my sister think this story's wierd. Enjoy!

Kite Lanford -> I'm well aware of that... and I intend to do it another time. Muhahahaha!

KiraFreedom -> Well the wait is over cause here it is!

Kudoku -> As you wish and thanks for reviewing!

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Shadowsin -> Thanks for the review! I'm glad that youlike it

birdie101 -> If you think Shinn's pissed in the last chapter, then you should read this chapter

Digital-Dragon-Master -> Well... who knows... as one of my odd friends might say... families are unpredictable

Wow... that's alot of reviews... Yay!

Kira: Will you please stop it? You're making a fool of yourself...

Fetch! -Throws a Lacus stuff toy which Kira followed-

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter!


Lesson 5: When your friends with Shinn, make sure you know how to shoot

Outside the cabin: 2:30 PM

Author POV

"I'm glad that's over!" Kira sighed heavily, "How heavy is the bomb anyway?"

"As far as I know I don't care," Athrun gasped and landed on a love seat head first, "from now on… I never want to see and sit on a couch for a long time…"

"Great job you two!" Mu slapped the back of the tired Justice and Freedom pilots.

"Ow…" the two moaned in pain bacause they just carried a very heavy couch.

"But what impress me is the idea of using the Ski Lift." Cagalli said to Lacus

"Thanks Cagalli," Lacus replied, "but what are we going to do with the others?"

The 4 looked at their friends, who are still tied up. Yzak and Kuzzey are still chanting the word toilet, while Flay is now singing Ricky Martin 'living de vi la loca' and Sai became the chorus. Miriallia and Dearka are the only ones that returned normal. The two are fast asleep. Then they see Rau Le Creuset jumping up and down, tied in a chair with chains and 5 locks.

"Oh! Oh!" Rau called like a kindergarten student raising his hands to the teacher (he could have only that he is tied up for the moment)

"What do you want?" Mu sighed heavily

"…" Rau was sitting like a statue, "uh…" Rau Le Creuset is having one of his random losses his memory moment

"You forgot?"

"Oh now I remember… no…"

"What do you want?" Murrue called

"Hold on…" Rau was looking around, "Mmmmm…"

"Is it something bad?"

"Yes!" Rau shouted, "very bad! Because you did something very bad to them… I think…."

"What do you mean? We've done enough…" Athrun paused, "are you saying that the couch…."

"I forgot…."

"What do you mean you forgot!" Kira shouted

"Wait… wait for it…."

BEEP! BEEP!

"I wonder who that is?" Lacus called

"Who's the moron that tossed the couch?" a boy shouted, "whoever did it better come out so I can kick their ass!"

"Shinn!" a girl followed, "will you keep it down… what would happened if it's the president?"

"Okay…" the others inside said in unison with sweatdrop on their heads

"And I thought Yzak has bad manners," Mu then looked at Yzak and shivered, "I miss the old Yzak…"

"Me too…" Athrun said, "Now the question is who's going out there to teach the brat a lesson?"

"I vote Kira!" Cagalli called and pointed at Kira

"Me too!" Athrun raised his hand and points at Kira from the love seat and falls to the ground afterwards

"Sorry Kira," Lacus said, "I have to join with the others."

"Thanks…" Kira exaggerated

"Good luck!" Mu and Murrue said in unison

"You're going to die kid!" Rau followed

"Why me?" Kira groaned

Shinn POV

What's taking them? That bitch better come out and teach him some manners! And I don't care if it's the president! I would kick his ass even more because I voted for the other guy!

"Shinn," Ray called, "you have to calm down… you are taking this too seriously…."

"They must have a good reason," Stellar followed, "I mean if they left the bomb here this place would be a complete mess."

"Don't tell me you're on his side too?"

"We're wasting our time here," Ray sighed, "I mean we should report this to Mr. Clyne and ask him for advice."

"We'll do that after I beat the guy that destroyed my project!" I'm really pissed right now so shut up!

"Someone's opening the door!" Lunamaria called

What the heck? Don't tell me that wimp is the one that caused it. This will be a piece of cake.

"What do you want?" the kid called

"Do you recently toss a couch bomb?"

"It depends, why?" look at him, he's acting so innocent. I bet he's the one that sent it to make my life miserable!

"Because it destroyed my shack! You know how long it took me to build—!"

"Ahem!" right….

"I mean… us to build that?"

"Oh crap…." The kid called out. Wait… He did it!

You asshole! You're going to pay for—!

SOOP!

Damn you Luna…!

Lunamaria POV

"That should calm him down," it's a good thing I brought my tranquilizer, "what's wrong with you guys?"

"Remind me to stay on your good side," Ray said cowers in a corner of the truck and was wearing a helmet, "why did you have to bring that?" he looks really cute when he's scared that's for sure.

"I have to, so he wont go berserk and actually kill someone."

"Uh…. Luna."

"Yeah Stellar?"

"Is it normal for Shinn to be twitching like that?" Stellar pointed and Shinn was on the floor, twitching vigorously

I think I overdid the formula a little… hehehe…. O better come up with something….

"Uh… yeah…" Shinn is going to kill me, "it's normal."

"Did you use a Rhinoceros tranquilizer?" Ray called from a distance

"No… I use a Shinn tranquilizer. 6 times more potent than a Rhino's."

Everyone has to give me the strange look whenever I have to explain something.

"What? I tried to use a Rhino once, it took him 3 hours to take effect!"

"He must have a hard skin." The boy at the door called out

"No, he's just to arrogant."

"What the heck? Kira!" okay… am I seeing things or the two look the same?

"Don't look at me," Kira pointed at me, "she shot the guy with a tranquilizer!"

"Great…" the girl groaned, "more problems…."

"Cagalli," the boy called, "what's wrong?"

"You know that guy who planted the bomb," the girl sighed, "he escaped…."

"How? He was tied up in a chair with chains and was locked with 5 locks?"

"He called Mu gay and challenged him." Cagalli replied

"DAMN YOU CREUSET!" Okay… this day keeps on getting stranger.

"I can tell by Mr. La Flaga's expression," the guy named Kira replied, "that he's pretty mad."

"Yup, but it was smart of him to run when he got out of those chains, the only problem now is that he jumped another window."

"DAMN YOU CREUSET!" this time the guy named Kira shouted. What the hell is going on here? And are they saying that the one that planted the bomb escaped? Shinn is going to be SO pissed once he gains conscious.

"I wonder what Shinn's thinking?" Stellar called and saw Ray and Stellar poking the paralyzed Shinn with a stick

Something with blood… my blood…!

Shinn POV

DAMN YOU LUNAMARIA! DAMN! DAMN! OW! OW! OW! STOP POKING ME YOU… I see a pony… OW!

Stellar POV

I think I should help Shinn. But then bro to me not to when he's in great pain… oh! What should I do? I hope this will help him.

WHACK!

On second though I'll just leave him there with Rey.

Kira POV

The next time I see that mask freak, he'll be sorry… but right now I have to face another problem.

Cagalli POV

I'm hungry… I wonder what's for lunch…?

Rey POV

I wonder how Mr. Fluffy is doing with Sting? I never knew poking someone is this fun.


Beach Resort Hotel: 2:40 PM

Sting POV

"Stop eating my shorts Mr. Fluffy!" I don't know how Ray does it

Damn it! That stupid pink rabbit! Get back here! No… don't you dare go there… and don't give me that demonic look!

"YOU POINTY EAR FREAK STAY AWAY FROM MY ASTROMAN UNDERWARE! IT'S A COLLECTOR"S EDITION!" I must save it before…

RRRIIIPPP!

"NNNNOOOO!" my precious… I should have sold it when I have the chance. Maybe I should have listen to Auel and stop swearing for once… "Screw that! You ate my precious underwear… now… its time to eat YOU Mr. Fluffy… MUHAHAHAHA!"


Ski Resort: 2:45 PM

Rey POV

On second though I don't want to think about it….

Author POV

Kira was thinking of what they should eat for lunch, or he would like to call it lunder, since this is a combination of lunch and dinner. But as the all know the Ultimate Coordinator always have the best solution in the worst situation.

"Does anyone have a cell phone? Because I'm going to order pizza."

To be continued…


Sorry to leave you guys there, but busy with other stories! Anyway please Review! Thanks again and I'll try to install the next one! Later!