(MAYBE UNBETAED.. maybe not.. maybe half betaed maybe half not.. just here's a chapter so you won't all kill me.. well the other half of part 5 ).. okay IT WAS BETAED.. Pre HBP..
Harry and Hermione apparated to the Burrow thirty minutes before the wedding, Hermione went off to find Luna, while Harry directed the traffic of incoming guests.
Two Hours later, the crowd of friends and family is ushered around to the back of the Burrow, where the reception would be held.
Harry had contracted Dobby the House Elf to set up the area and Dumbledore and the Hogwarts' House Elves to cater the food. Dumbledore was all too happy to contract out some of the Hogwarts' House Elves, as well as Dobby for the day, Harry also gave Dumbledore's brother, Aberforth, a job as barkeep for the reception as well, even though before the day neither had an idea of what would occur this lovely Saturday evening.
Once everyone was seated Ron, who was sitting at the head table, before the dance floor, between Harry and Luna, stood up to address his crowd of wedding guests.
"Sonorus," He pointed his wand to himself, "Wow! If it wasn't for Harry here and Hermione there, we certainly wouldn't be here today! I'd like to thank Harry for, well planning Luna and my wedding and in a month no less! I'd like to thank Professor Trelawney of Hogwarts for not realizing I have the sight, how do you like them apples, Granger?"
"I like them just fine, Lovegood. No offense Luna."
Ron laughed, "I'm really glad Hermione left that... what would you call him, Hermione?"
"Fucking Bastard!"
"Yes, I'm glad Hermione left that bloody bastard at the alter, Hermione, shame on you for swearing in front of children!"
The crowd laughed.
"They can't hear me."
"I forgive you Granger, you believe in Divination, now?"
"Shut up, Ron!"
"Okay, okay, well, I'm the happiest bloody bloke in the world today! I love you, Luna, and Mum and Dad and Mister Lovegood, Don't kill us! We dated for three years before I proposed a few months back. Harry where are we going on our Honeymoon?"
"I'm not telling, Ronniekins."
"Fine then! Now, let's TUCK IN!" Food magically appeared on the tables and his guests did as they were told and started to eat.
After the food disappeared from the tables, Ron once again stood up and did the sonorus charm, "Now, I'm thinking it's Harry's turn as best man to give a speech."
Harry stood up, put the charm on himself and greeted the crowd, "Hi, I'm glad you could all make it on such short notice...If Hermione had just cancelled her wedding a bit sooner." He said as he rolled his eyes toward Hermione who sighed and smacked her palm to her head.
"Shut up, Harry," she interrupted.
"Sorry, Hermione, bad attempted joke, I know. Obviously you can all see Ron's a much better talker then myself, I mean how else could he shovel all that food down his throat," laughter from the crowd of guests, "Ron, Luna, I wish you all the best and a long and happy life together, I love you guys! To Ron and Luna!" The crowd toasted the bride and groom, as Harry launched himself at them in a hug.
"We love you too, Harry," Ron laughed at his male best friend, "Hermione, would you like to explain the events of this morning?" She shook her head in the negative.
"Okay, then. Harry, what's next?"
"The cake."
"Excellent, shall we, my love?" Ron asked turning to Luna.
The newly married couple went to the cake, cut it and shoved pieces into each others mouths, before letting Dobby the House Elf dish out the cake to the rest of the wedding guests.
After cake,
the disc jockey stood up, with what appeared to be a muggle
microphone and said, "Congratulations Ron and Luna! Luna, you
always had the best hats at Hogwarts Quidditch matches and Ron, I'm
wondering.. Did you ever figure out how to stop a Quaffle? Eh,
McGonagall! Remember this? That's a bloody foul! Bastard!"
Mcgonagall just looked at the former Quidditch announcer and member
of Gryfindor house with an amused expression.
"I'd
like to thank Harry, for pulling me away from the wireless network
for one day to do the music for my best mates - who made the Greatest
escape in Hogwarts History - little brother's reception. Now come on
Ron and Luna get on the dance floor and you two, Harry and Hermione,
Mister and Mrs. Weasley, Mister Lovegood, find a partner and get out
there! Oh, yeah! Wait Everyone but Ron and Luna sit out this one, let
em' have there first dance as a married couple!" Said the still
dread locked Lee Jordan.
After
Ron and Luna's dance, Lee called out Mrs. Weasley and Mister Lovegood
to dance with their respective children.
After
the parent/ children dance, Lee called out the wedding party and
parents as well as Mister Lovegood, who found a partner in Bill's
three year old daughter, Marie.
After
another dance with his new wife, Ron and Luna waltzed over to Harry
and Hermione and cut in, Luna now with Harry and Hermione with
Ron.
"Hermione, can I ask you
something?"
"What
Ron?"
"What happened this
morning with bloody Smith?"
"I
got a letter from his children.. HIS CHILDREN!" She emphasized,
earning stares from other dancers in the vicinity.
"No!
He has kids?"
"Yes and is
engaged to their mother."
"BLOODY
HELL! Want me to kick that bastards arse?"
"No
Ron, I did that this morning and Harry wanted to after I told
him."
"So did Harry confess
to you?" Ron asked.
"You
know, if we hadn't… We... I mean you would have an enraged Potter
on your hands."
"So...
FINALLY! YES!"
"I told him,
he must take me on a date within the next month and I'm moving in
with him."
Ron gaped, before
realizing himself and saying, "So soon? Boy are you moving fast,
just what did you do this morning after Harry apparated you
away?"
"Get your mind out of
the gutter, Weasley! We haven't even kissed."
"You've
kissed him on the cheek before."
"That
hardly counts, Ron!"
"Hem,
Hem," came two voices as one behind Hermione, "May we cut
in, my little bro? We wanna dance with the kick ass chick who crashed
her own wedding."
"And
bloodied the supposed though not in actuality groom," Fred and
George spoke continuing the others sentence and started to dance with
Hermione.
"So I'm a kick ass
chick now, eh boys?"
"Yes,
you are.."
"After that
fantastic display at that arses expense."
"You
always knew he was an arse?" She asked the twins.
"O'
course.."
"We
did."
"So I'm now a kick ass
chick and I thought you'd always consider me the annoying nosy
prefect."
"Oh, you were! And
you forgot bossy."
"Don't
get us wrong but.."
"After
todays display.."
They resumed in
unison, "Your a kick ass chick."
"Well,
thank you, ever devise any new jokes that need my expertise, just owl
or floo me, got it?"
"Will
do.. but where will we floo you at?"
"You
gave up your flat!"
"I'm
moving into Harry's."
"So
you and Harry, eh?" asked Fred.
Hermione
smiled, "Yes, actually… someday... maybe soon."
"I
knew it!" said George.
"Then
I wish you'd told me when you knew it."
"And
miss all the fun of both of you falling all over each other! I think
not."
Hermione laughed, "The
two of you are great now that we're all grown up."
"And
mature!" said Fred, while George added, "And
wiser."
"Sure we are,"
Hermione said sarcastically.
"We
are!"
"Can I cut in?"
Harry asked the twins, though transfixed on Hermione.
"Of
course, Boy-who's-in-love," they laughed in unison, as some
mellow, romantic music began.
"I
was just interrogated by the twins and Ron. Harry, they know and have
known what we've finally admitted, plus I explained about bloody
Smith to Ron."
"Well, I was
just questioned by Luna and Fluer and they are overjoyed, Fluer cried
even!"
Hermione smiled, "I'm glad
their happy for us, and how is Fluer?"
"Glowing
at six month pregnent."
"Well
that's good!"
"For sure,
I'll have to congratulated Bill, if I ever find him."
"And
I'll have to find both of them.. Marie is adorable!"
"That
she is, that was so sweet! Her dancing with Mister
Lovegood."
"It
was..."
"Ah, is Harry
getting mushy?"
"I really
would've if you'd married Paul. I probably would have moved to
Antarctica and let a polar bear eat me."
"Well,
I'm glad I didn't. You're my best friend, Harry and I NEVER want to
lose you."
"And you won't."
And their lips met in their first kiss.
It
was now twilight and as their lips met, fireworks went off, they
broke apart in shock as a dragon breathed fire and shitted out blue
blobs in the forms of pictures of Ginny Weasley.
"ATTENTION!
ATTENTION!" Fred and George were both speaking in Lee's
microphone, "Hey break it up you two!" Fred and George said
pointedly to the snogging Harry and Hermione.
"These
fireworks are in memory of our baby sister, Merlin rest her soul, who
while on vacation in Romania after her final year at Hogwarts was
eaten by Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback and a day or so later
shitted out. Thank you, now a moment of silence for Ginerva Molly
Weasley," They launched off more Ginny shitting dragons and
after a minute broke the silence of all the people, the fireworks
exploding above.
"Thank you all,
and little brother, our Ickle Ronniekins, we wish you and Luna the
best of luck and all the happiness you can stand," and they let
off another set of fireworks, which exploded in the dark sky saying,
"CONGRATULATIONS RON AND LUNA!"
"How
did you know?" Ron asked in shock.
"Harry
told us, brother dear."
"When?"
"A
month ago, he wanted something grand for you and Luna. SO HERE IT
IS," around the 'Congratulations' erupted hundreds of Weasley's
Whizbangs.
"And you didn't
tell?"
"Of course not,
little bro, you may be a prat at times, but we knew Mum would go
ballistic."
"Thank you, now
where is that Potter?"
"Off
in the woods with the Maid of Honor," Bill laughed, which
cracked the Weasley Brothers' and Luna up.
Authors
note: My beta says:Bout time they got lost in the woods together!
I am continuing this story.. previously this was going to be the last
chapter... but I'm going to turn this into a four weddings and a
funeral story.. so two weddings down, two to go.. and one funeral.
