Disclaimer: don't own one piece but I do own I do own the manga's vol. 1-5, there nestled safely on my shelf….

NC: holy crap I spelled Zoro's last name wrong! I got home and I was reading the manga and it hit me, I forgot an o, I was scared a crazy Zoro fanatic would yell at me, Damn this Microsoft works word processor! Sorry bout that all! I'm so happy I got reviews! 9 of em! -Yay! Thank you all so much! I'm glad I'm not alone! Well I kinda guessed I wasn't alone but that's not the point! Well what more can I say but thank you and I hope you enjoy this chapter!

Down with the Dubbed

Chapter 2.

"So what did you talk about Luffy, what did he tell you?" Nami asked Luffy who was eating his ham. He went back to his group who anxiously awaited him after he'd been kicked out.

"I dunno, he just told me a buncha crap like, he can't do anything about it, and I know he can!" Luffy said taking a bite out of his complimentary meat.

"Where the hell did you get that?" Zoro asked half asleep.

"They gave it to me!" Luffy smiled taking another bite. "This company may suck but they sure do know how to please angry customers!" the group rolled there eyes.

"Nami-san you're up next right?" Sanji turned to Nami.

"I should be" Nami looked at her watch. Luffy had gotten out a little more than five minutes ago why hadn't they called her yet? Her thoughts were interrupted seeing Stan open the door.

"Nami, Mr. Fittersworth will see you now" The group turned to Nami.

"You better not be like Luffy and get nothing but a freaking ham" Zoro glared at Luffy who was to busy eating ham to notice.

"Are you kidding? My beautiful Nami-san will get us what we want," Sanji praised with hearts in his eyes. "And if not she'll bring back a wallet or something" he whispered. Zoro nodded in agreement. After a few reassuring words Nami was ready to face the Manager of the complaint department.

"Well I'm off guys, wish me luck" Nami said standing to her feet.

"Make us proud Nami!" Ussop cheered.

"And try to get a ham!" Luffy added. Nami rolled her eyes and smiled as she left her crew behind. Stan led her to the room where Larry patiently awaited her.

"Nami, what's your problem?" Larry said sounding a bit out of it.

"Hmmm... You screwed up One Piece," she answered with a smile. Larry sighed. "Is that it?" He hoped that was all she had to complain about.

"Nope" she put her feet on his desk and reclined in the chair. "Now I'm not like those big mean bullies out there" Nami said referring to Zoro and Sanji "I want to help you out" She said in a helpful innocent little voice.

"Help me out?" Larry repeated.

" Look, younger kids don't care about anime, there to busy with those stupid little cartoons that make you find clues and teach you Spanish, your main anime fans are fourteen and up, that's the group One Piece was meant for, I mean really, if you have to edit and change that much, it probably wasn't meant for little kids" Nami explained.

"I don't know if you guys are hoping this will be another Pokemon, but it doesn't seem that way, I mean besides the manga's how much merchandise do you all have on the market" Larry began to feel really stupid.

" My point exactly" Nami stated. "Not to mention your loosing countless amounts of fans, do you know how many One Piece fans want to kill you? -" Nami was cut off by the same ringing sound that interrupted Luffy's conversation.

"Your times up Nami" Larry confirmed. Nami stood up from her chair. "Well I hope you take my advice Mr. Fittersworth" Larry rested his head on his palms as Nami began walking out the door.

"One more thing," Nami said turning to Larry one last time. "If you mess up the original story plot of me and Nojiko, Ill be back with anger guiding me, and you don't want me back here when I'm angry, you wont like it Mr. Fittersworth you wont like it at all" Nami said darkly as she exited the room.

Mr. Fittersworth was a little uneasy. For being a nice helpful girl, Nami scared him out of his mind. That terrified him even more. If the girl of the group was that scary imagine what Zoro or Sanji would act like. He stopped thinking about it. "God I'm going to die today" He sulked back in his chair as his wallet fell out. He bent over to pick it up and noticed something. "Hey the money from my wallets gone" Larry looked up realizing Nami was the thief of the group. "Damn it.... send in the next one"

"Told you shed get a wallet or something" Sanji said as Nami walked back with a little more than $2,000 dollars in her hand.

"You'd be surprised how much money these people make" she remarked placing the money in her purse.

"Hey you didn't get a ham!" Luffy complained.

"Damn it Luffy, ill buy you a freaking ham later!" Zoro realized Nami was back and began sit up. "That's right your next aren't you?" Ussop asked. Zoro nodded.

"So are you gonna scared the living hell out of him?" Sanji asked. Zoro gave an evil grin. "What do you think?" he said evilly. (Yay evil Zoro!)

"Zoro put on your bandana you look disturbing with it on" Ussop suggested. "Yah that'll really scare him" Luffy added.

"Yah it will, Zolo" Sanji remarked and he inhaled his newly lit cigarette. Zoro death glared him. "Never call me that you little bastard!" Zoro grabbed Sanji by his collar. Sanji blew a stream of smoke in Zoro's face.

"I'm just reminding you why you're here" before Zoro could kill Sanji, the door to Larry's office begin to open.

NC: Yay another chapter is up, so happy! Next chapter, Zoro graces Larry with his presence. I know it's a bit short but I want to start working on Zoro's chapter! Review if you wanna see it happens, mwahaha!