Disclaimer: don't own one piece, but I do own a shoe…

NC: hey guys wow 22 reviews! Yay! This is a great accomplishment for me so, yah, I'm happy! I am so sorry it took so long! My floppy decide to be evil and delete part of the chapter so I had to start over, anyways I'm here now so, yah, Anyways this one is my longest chapter yet cause its got Zoro! Yep, so hope you all enjoy and im so sorry for the mistakes you may encounter...

Down with the Dubbed

Chapter 3.

Larry sat in his chair waiting for the next pirate to enter.

"What the hell is wrong with you idiots?" Larry jumped back in his chair as Zoro pushed open the doors, stomping his way in, practically running over Stan. (Poor Stan)

"Why is my name Zolo! What the f#ck is Zolo!" he yelled. After his little conversation with Sanji, Zoro had to vent a little anger in the best way he knew how, yelling! Unfortunately for Larry, one of his biggest fears was big mean looking people who yelled.

"Um, M- Mr. Zoro sir, 4kids told me that t-they didn't want kids to get confused with y-you and the Zorro from Disney" Larry jumped back as Zoro came closer.

"What's there to get confused about, he's a prissy Spanish bastard and I have green hair?" He yelled.

"Hey that Zorro's not prissy!" Lyra yelled.

"I'm not talking to you! You spelled my last name wrong in the first chapter!" Zoro yelled at the author. Larry sat there quietly hoping he wouldn't end up in their conversation.

"I said I was sorry! God!" Zoro rolled his eyes as the author turned back to her computer.

"Ugh the point is you messed up my name, not only in the series you changed the manga to! God! Lyra has like 5 volumes in her room and every other on is either Zoro or (shudder) Zolo" Zoro finished in a disturbing manner. Larry leaned back sinking into his chair.

"Now, I'm just wondering why the hell you all are doing it, damn I mean you bastards don't get anything out of it, how much money are you making! You only sell manga's! You don't even have action figures or any awesome crap like that! You don't gain anything! I mean do you all do this intentionally, you know since you don't make any money anyway! Are you in your f#cking little offices plotting to ruin this show or what? I can imagine you in your little corporate suites all, "You know what were gonna make Ussop sound like he's lived his life in a f#cking helium box! Or Luffy's gonna sound like a f#cking scratchy sixteen year old girl!" I mean damn! Its like you all WANT a crazy mob on One Piece fans to kill you all" Zoro began to rant.

"I'm sorry you feel that way Mr. Zoro sir but-"Larry began before Zoro cut in.

"Did I say you could talk!" he yelled.

"Ah! N-no I'm sorry Mr. Zoro Sir!" Larry pleaded.

"You know what else gets to me! The f#cking theme song, I mean really "Gotta go Gotta go?" What the f#ck kinda pirate theme song is that!"

Zoro jerked hearing the ringing sound his two comrades before him heard. "Times up Zoro" Larry exhaled a sigh of relief said as he reached for the alarms button. Before he could push it, Zoro unsheathed one of his swords. Less than 1/3 of a centimeter away from the tip of Larry's index finger was Zoro's blade, in-between what was once an alarm. Zoro placed the blade back in its sheath while a bug eyed Larry sat in awe.

"We haven't talked about Kuina yet," he sinisterly whispered.

(In the waiting room)

"How come Zoro's not back yet?" Ussop asked leaning his head against a wall. It was pretty awkward, considering the fact that corporate people try getting you out of their hair as soon as possible.

"Yah we only got like 3 minutes and he's been in there for at least 10!" Nami gave a questionable glare to Sanji who was smiling away while smoking his cigarette.

"That poor bastard" he laughed to himself as the straw hats stared at him, well all but the captain.

"I miss my ham" Luffy sighed.

(In Larry's office)

"Why cant we kill people, Disney kills people all the time! Why don't you go edit them?"

"Why did you change The Marines to The Navy? What the hell's the difference!"

"What was wrong with The Going Merry? I didn't have a problem with it! Is The Going Merry a bad word in your country? Is it cause its bad grammar! Is it a bad influence on little kids!"

"Ok, I'm ok with my dubbed voice, it could have been worse, I could sound like Ussop or Luffy, but why the hell did you screw my kid voice, God I sound like a f#cking retard!" Zoro paced around the room trying to think of every mistake the company had made.

While Zoro was yelling, Larry managed to slip his hand under his desk to where another button resided. It would send a distress signal to "the men in white robes with needles". He succeeded in his mission, he had pushed the button. Zoro, unfortunately, didn't notice.

"And why? Why change the entire story plot!" Zoro glared at Larry and began walking tword him. "I asked you a question, so tell me Mr. Fittersworth…… Why?" Zoro sinisterly whispered.

"I don't know" Larry softly answered.

"What!"

"I don't know! I'm just suppose to listen to people complain! I can't change anything! I don't know the answers to all your problems! All I do is write down everything you said after you leave then ship it to the ENC! I told you I have no power over anything!" he yelled covering his head with his hands, hoping Zoro wouldn't kill him after hearing the truth.

"Then why the hell am I talking to you?" Larry shrugged. In that moment the doors to Larry's office flung open.

"Sir! We received your distress signal!" A few men in white robes, holding needles entered the room. Zoro turned to Larry.

"You sent a distress signal?" Zoro eyed him evilly before all the men dog piled him. Before he could try to get them off of him he felt the pinch of more than five needles. Zoro looked up seeing darkness cloud the room.

"You… Bastard" he said referring to Larry before blacking out.

(1 hour later)

It the waiting room the straw hat pirates were, well waiting. Nami was reading a map, Sanji was smoking, Ussop was shooting rubber bands in the air, Zoro was in a straitjacket, and Luffy was staring at the door waiting for them to call the next pirate.

"Hey? Where's Chopper?"

NC: Ta da! I'm sorry Zoro got knocked out, not my fault it's all Larry!

(Crowd of angry Zoro fans run after Larry)

Larry: AHHHH! (Run's away)

NC: anyway, that's the end of chapter 3! Hope you all enjoy it! And again I'm so sorry for the long wait, it sucks cause I don't have a comp so I have to use the ones at school during lunch and that's only like 30 minutes and a buncha stuff tries to prevent me from posting but I won't let it get to me! Ill try harder to post sooner! Till I see yall again... bye my fellow anti-dub friends!