Disclaimer: don't own one piece but I do own a watch…

NC: Hola guys! Before we began id like to apologize for my grammar, I'm sorry a lil off today, now anyway! Here's your next chapter though it's a bit different from the rest, No Chopper hasn't come out yet, then, why is he in this chapter you ask? Good question! Let's find out!

Down with the Dubbed

Chapter 4.

"Yah where is Chopper?" Nami answered in response to Luffy's question. Puzzled looks covered their faces as the pirates wondered where their doctor was. Zoro was to busy chewing away at his strait jacket to notice.

"The last time I saw him was like two hours ago, he went to the snack bar," Ussop said.

"Do you think he got lost?" Nami asked fearfully, knowing anyone could get lost in such a huge building.

"What was he going to the snack bar for?" Sanji questioned. Sanji, Nami, and Ussop gazed at Luffy who looked extremely guilty. "Luffy" Sanji said raising his voice a little.

"I was hungry!" Luffy confessed.

"Damn it Luffy now we lost Chopper!" Sanji cursed. Luffy was about to defend himself when…

"No!" the pirates turned to Zoro who stopped chewing on the cloth binding him. "I saw him about an hour ago" he admitted. "Right after my meeting with Larry"

"Was that before or after they knocked you out?" Zoro ignored the comment the "Oh so clever" Sanji gave and continued with his story.

"I gave him an important message, I forgot to tell Larry something, it's probably the most important thing they messed up on in the whole series" Zoro began to explain his story.

(Flashback)

Chopper aimlessly walked thru the halls of the building. He had gotten lost a few hours ago trying to find the snack bar. Just as he was about to open a door a group of men in white robes with needles stormed thru. He managed to get out of the way before they ran him over.

Curious as to what they were doing, he decided to follow them. After loosing them, he found them again few moments later, but this time they were dragging something with them, or someone.

"Zoro?" Chopper wondered why Zoro was being dragged out of the room by the men. He began following the men who had Zoro.

The men stopped by the snack bar to grab a quick snack giving Chopper just enough time to check on the unconscious Zoro. The men in white suites left him against the wall, even if he gained consciousness he wouldn't be able to go anywhere, his body was to numb to move.

"Zoro" Chopper gently shook him. Zoro partially opened one eye.

"Chopper" he weakly started. That's when he remembered. "Chopper, I-I need you to tell…Larry something," he whispered.

"Ok" Chopper agreed. Just as Zoro finished telling Chopper his message the men in white robes came and dragged him away. The little reindeer walked off knowing what he had to do. He had to find Larry and bring him to justice.

After a few moments of searching, Chopper found a man who fit Larry's description. Tall, blue uniform, black semi-spiky hair, black eyes, early twenties, yep that was Larry Fittersworth. Chopper approached the man with Zoro's request on his mind.

"Larry?" Chopper timidly asked.

"Yes" Larry answered in a firm scary voice, to Chopper anyway.

"My names Chopper" he started before being interrupted by Larry.

"I know who you are, Chopper the doctor of the straw-hat pirates" Larry stated.

"Um, yah, I have to tell you something" he started.

"Hold on kid" Larry interrupted as Stan walked up to them with a few papers. "Who's next on my list?" he asked. Stan began to look thru the files he held in his arms.

"Tony Tony Chopper" he answered. Larry looked down to the little reindeer and sighed.

"Follow me kid" he instructed as he began walking to his office. In a few moments Larry and Chopper were in the famous office of Larry Fittersworth.

"Yes Chopper what's your complaint?" Larry said rather bored.

"Um I haven't appeared on the show yet so… I have no complaints"

"Then why are you here?" he asked impatiently.

"Zoro wanted me to give you a message," Chopper answered.

"Ok…. what is it"

"He said you're a bastard for taking his booze away" an awkward silence filled the air as Larry sighed.

"Is that it?" he asked. Chopper aimlessly looked around the room trying to think of something else.

"Um…. yah" he casually answered. Larry was puzzled.

"No yelling? No verbal abuse? No threatening to kill me?" he questioned lifting an eyebrow.

"Ummm…no" Chopper said just as confused. A smile crossed Larry's face.

"You know what Chopper since you've been so…." he paused thinking how to word his sentence, "Not mean?" smooth. "I'm giving you this ticket to Disney Land" Larry handed Chopper the ticket and sent him on his way out. When Chopper got out of the office he didn't recognize where he was…again.

He sighed continuing the search for his friends. "If they make me sound like a care bear I'm killing everyone!" he promised himself.

(End flashback)

"That still doesn't answer my question! Where is he!" Luffy asked. Zoro twitched before chewing on his strait jacket again.

"Even then it's been like an hour what the hell are those corporate assholes doing in there" Sanji yelled.

In Larry's office…

"Sir you can't stall forever" Stan nudged.

"He's known for his temper" Larry sighed. "Send him in"

In the waiting room….

The pirates turned to see Stan walk out of Larry's office with his usual sack of papers in his hands. As he searched thru them he lifted one paper up. "Um Sanji? Sanji, Mr. Fittersworth will see you now" a smile crossed Sanji's face as he began walking toward the office.

"Hey cook, might want to get a new lollypop, you might be in there for a while after all" Zoro commented as Sanji slowly turned around. The angry look that covered his face pleased Zoro's need for revenge.

"You just always have to say something you smart ass!" Sanji was about to kick Zoro, but Zoro was already on top of it. Though he was in a strait jacket, Zoro was still able to show off his amazing swordsman skills. Zoro stomped on the end of one of his swords.

Slow-motion…

The sword spun in mid air unsheathing itself as Sanji's leg was a few feet away from Zoro. Sanji powerlessly watched as Zoro caught the blade in his mouth, ready to guard Sanji's kick. Sanji managed to evade Zoro's blade by changing his leg's course accidentally hitting Ussop in the process.

Normal speed…

Nami and Luffy gazed at the unconscious Ussop as the cook and the swordsman began staring each other down.

"Didn't wanna scuff your girly loafers?" Zoro taunted.

"I'm not the one in a strait jacket" Sanji shot back. The two continued to stare each other down.

"I have a meeting to attend call it even for now," Sanji negotiated.

"Ok even" Zoro agreed. "Until next time that is" he finished. With that said the cook made his way to Larry's office.

Fin.

NC: hello everyone, I hope you all like this chapter! I was shocked when I realized I didn't put the comment about Zoro's booze in the 3rd chapter, its not that I didn't know its just when my disk erased, it erased that, I forgot to put it back, yadda yadda yadda, ok anyways……

Spring break, yay spring break, on the good side, NO SCHOOL! on the bad side no computers, so it may take a while to get chapter 5 up, but hey, you all are patient, I'm sure you could wait? Right?

Ok, I know we got some hard core Sanji and Zoro fan's, if I hear one complaint about how one of Sanji's kicks could have broke Zoro's blade or Zoro could have sliced thru Sanji's leg, I'm gonna…well, jus don't do it, Cause then I get confused as to who I like more, then I got people yelling at me that Sanji or Zoro's better, and then I wanna cry and I jus don't wanna go thru that, what neutral Sanji/Zoro fan would?

Alrighty Guys, next chapter I will be answering questions, the 3 main questions I will answer now…

1.Will you complain about Sanji's voice? Or… You haven't complained about Sanji's voice yet!
NC: yes that will be one of Sanji's main complaints he will be appearing in the next chapter
2.Will Mihawk appear in this?
NC: yes but in later chapters, email me what you think they did wrong, DON'T REVIEW IT! Email it; I don't want to risk this fic being removed because these people at will do it
3.There is no three I thought there was but there isn't.
NC: ok then like I said next chapter you'll get Sanji and some review answers, yes Sanji fans we will bring 4kids to justice! Until we meet again, farewell from me

Lyra