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XBeLLaViTaX: haha yeah go us! Yeah…I've bin in luv wid one of ma besties 4 a while…he'd better not b reading this lol. Neways…I'm glad u like!

fanjimmy: well, thankyou my dear! Hope u like this one!

Lonewolfsblossom: haha yeah that line is classic! Lol.

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Sarah: haha ur review was amusing 2 read. And bahaha! Hot boyz 4 me! Lol.

missradcliffe: haha yeah…amusing…lol…hope u like!

stargoddess127: yeah dude! Go breakfast at tiffany's!!! yeah! Lol I love that movie 2 bits mate! Luv it heaps and heaps and I luv Audrey Hepburn! Lol. Neways! Hope u like!

Faithless Bitch: awww! I'm the best? Lol thx soooo much mate! Luv ya heaps! And there will be more I promise.

Rikerlove: haha yeah…its something that really could happen in real life, eh? Lol I know a coupla ppl who have done this lol.

swimchick1614: haha yeah but if I did that then it would end too quickly! This story is about them coming to realise how deep their love is for each other and now that Hermione remembers it'll be a little awkward and all that but its all good!

Ihearttwizzlerz: lol yeah but I know plenty of guys who liked that movie! And harry likes it cuz there's so much sex associated with it lol.

Sarahamanda: thx heaps! And I hope this update was soon enough 4 u!

RmGuccione: lol yeah…hey can't I have a perve after I've been working so hard 4 all of u? lol and most of the guys there had the best bodies eva! Lol.

coolchar: lol yeah I saw that movie…absolutely hilarious…the fight scene was the only take they did of it lol. And it was all them! Lol. I found that funny…haha I luved that movie! Neways! Do u know what the whole nine yards is about? And do u know what is featured within the movie? Lol. NUDITY! Hahaha that movie was amusing. Neways! Hope u like!

BrennaM: haha yeah just imagine remembering fucking ur bestie and ur standing right next 2 him lol. How amusing. Haha. Neways! Hope u like!

Msweetie913: hmm…hey, I encourage guys 2 show their feelings! And dude how would u feel if u just saw ur ex with the guy she'd been cheatin with? Guys should have a good cry now and again! Lol I'm sorry 4 dat rant…ok Hermione will actually be the only one cryin now, 'kay?

VictoriaM2006: haha yeah…awkwardness lol. Yeah…ur just a tad too obsessed lol. I know I keep on sayin that but its tru! Lol.

FairyWings101: yay I luv u! lol. Well I read ur story and I've reviewed. Ur a pretty good writer! I luved it! Update soon, ya hear??? Lol

Stll Bl: aka my dumb blonde. And yes, that is how u spell blonde lol. I luv ya heaps! HEY PPL! THIS PERSON IS AN ABSOLUTE CHAMP! Lol soz I just needed 2 get that out of ma system lol.

Sky-Cloud: haha yes…naughty…lol

Ron's Only Girl: lol ok 'moo goes the chicken'? now, I've had a lot of random reviews in my time but this was probably the most random thing I've ever read! Lol. U odd child. Lol

Smorefan: haha dude I was up in Brisbane with the sun! lol. So all the boyz had their shirts off…even when we were at the theme parks! Yay! Lol I luv theme parks! Specially rollercoasters! Lol. Neways thx!

shadow of the black abyss: haha yes! I thought that too! Lol.

NeVeRmInD2: lol depends how u define action! :D

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chantal-j.t: lol I hope this was soon enough 4 u!

jena-gherl: thx heaps mate!

Piper Halliwell2: yes they were but then the story would end too quickly! Lol

Celi: yeah…part twos r from harry's POV.

anniePADFOOT: lol haha I love writing this cuz its amusing thinking about what if this really happened lol. Neways…thx 4 da review!

tamar-shaki: awwwwww! Poor hand! Lol…hope it feels better!

nightgodess: lol yeah that's why I put it there. And hugz back at ya mate!

PhoeNixTeaRS1990: haha yes! I couldn't stop writing this even if I wanted to! I love it waaaay 2 much! Lol…that and ideas keep on comin in2 ma head lol.

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The Day I Woke up in My Best Friend's Bed

Chapter Four: Oh swearword Part Two

Well, we were in the lift just now and Hermione made this sort of squeaking noise randomly. I put my hand on her arm and said "You alright Mione?"

She blushed bright red and mumbled something about being fine. The lift arrived on our level and we stepped out and walked to our apartment door. I unlocked it and we walked into the apartment. I headed over to the TV and Mione walked into the kitchen and placed the chocolate in the fridge.

"Well, what do you want to do?" I asked walking over and leaning on the counter. She blushed again and looked down at her hands. I sighed and said "Mione what's wrong?"

"Nothing," she said, still not looking at me.

"Hermione," I said softly reaching out and tilting her chin up so I could see her eyes. "What's wrong?"

Tears came to the corners of her eyes as she said "I can't tell you."

"Yes you can," I said gently. "You can tell me anything."

The tears began to roll down her face and she pulled back and wiped them away. "No, I can't."

"Well, how am I supposed to make you feel better if I don't know what's wrong?"

"Do you really want to know?!" she burst out, the tears now streaming down her face.

"Yes!"

"I remember everything that happened!" she yelled. "I remember fucking you last night!"

Well, I can tell you, I was not expecting that. I thought that something bigger had happened. But then she just yelled out that she remembered everything. My first thoughts were 'at least no one's died' and then I realised what she actually said. Then I got angry.

"Why didn't you tell me this morning?!" I asked, my voice rising. Why did she lie to me?!

"Because I didn't remember this morning!" she screamed back at me.

"What, you just remembered in the lift?!"

"YES!" she screamed. Well, that shut me up. She calmed down slightly but the tears were still running down her cheeks as she said "I'm going to my room." And with that she ran off to her room and slammed the door.

I guess I was too stunned to stop her. I mean, she actually remembers making love to me! I wonder if she liked it. I should think like that. Wait. That's the Hermione in my head. Oh my god. She's become the voice in my head. Great. Not only have we had sex and she's in her room crying about it but she's become the voice of reason in my head! Ron was right. She has rubbed off on me.

Wait. Hang on. She's in her room crying. Now, as the best friend I'm supposed to go and make her feel better. Except I'm the reason she's crying. Oh to hell with it! I walked over to her door and knocked on it.

"Mione I'm sorry!" I called through the door. "Can you let me in?" I heard her walk over to the door and unlock it. I opened it to see her walking back to her bed. I walked over to her and knelt down on the ground next to the bed. "Mione?" I said quietly, reaching out and touching her hand. "I'm sorry."

She sniffed and said "No, I'm sorry Harry."

"Why are you sorry?" I asked in surprise.

"I'm in my room crying because we had sex last night. I mean, this can't be good for you ego."

"Well, actually I know I'm a good shag so it's alright." Hermione giggled at this and slapped my arm. "Is that a smile I see?" I asked, grinning at her. She just poked her tongue out at me and slapped my arm again. "Hey, at least I made you laugh."

"I'm sorry Harry," she said wiping away her tears. "I've been a bitch."

"No you haven't!" I said quickly. "You're anything but a bitch!"

She smiled and patted my arm. "Okay Harry. Well, come on. Let's go watch those movies." I stood up and she slid off the bed and we walked back out to the living room and kitchen. "You put the first movie in and I'll do the popcorn."

I walked over to the TV and pulled the two movies down. "Which one?"

"Bridget Jones' Diary," she said immediately. "Save the other one for later."

"And why would we want to save that one?" I asked placing the DVD in the DVD player.

She grinned mischievously and said "You'll see."

"Okay," I said pressing the play button. I walked over to Hermione and leant on the counter. "You sure you're alright?"

"I'm fine," she said putting the popcorn in the microwave. She turned around and smiled. "I suppose you want to know if I liked it," she said raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah, well, I'm a guy," I said smirking at her. "So, was I the best you've ever had?"

She laughed and said "You came close with my last ex but you might just be a tiny bit better."

I grinned and patted my chest and said "See? I am a bloody good shag."

"Oh come on Harry," she said, failing to hide her grin. "So, what about me?"

I pretended to think for a moment and then said "I can honestly say that you are the best shag that I've ever had."

She giggled and said "Well, I pride myself on that." The microwave beeped and she turned around and took the popcorn out of it. "Ouchie!" she exclaimed, throwing the hot bag onto the counter.

"Aww, poor baby," I said walking around to the other side of the counter and taking her hand in him. "Do you want me to kiss it better?"

"Oh shut up Harry," she said taking her hand back. "Come on. Let's watch the movie."

I went back over to the TV and grabbed the remote control while Hermione opened the bag of popcorn and emptied it out into a big bowl. She carried it over and sat down next to me. "Ready?" I asked, holding the remote up.

"Go," she said, taking a big handful of popcorn and stuffing it in her mouth.

"How lady-like," I said pressing the play button.

"Oh shut up," she said throwing some popcorn at me.

"Hey!" I said throwing it back at her.

She just poked her tongue out at me and continued to eat the popcorn. She settled back into the couch and laid her head on my shoulder. I smiled to myself and though 'This is how it started last night. Ooh, I wonder if she'll shag me again tonight.'

Her voice broke through my thoughts as she said "I love this movie."

"Yeah. It's funny," I said happily.

"No, you like it because there's so much sex involved."

"Yeah, that too," I said shrugging. "You know me too well Mione."

"Yes, yes I do," she said turning to look at me. Then she smiled. "Maybe a little too well. Popcorn?" she asked handing the bowl to me. I took a handful of popcorn and stuffed it in my mouth. "See, now that's attractive," she said grinning at me.

I grinned back and opened my mouth so she could see the contents of it. She just smiled and snuggled in closer to me. And I couldn't stop myself from thinking 'Ooh Potter, you're gonna get lucky tonight.'

A/N: haha Harry's so cocky lol. Does that sound more like him? Lol…more will happen next chpt…sorry this was so short…I got threatening reviews from stella blu lol. Neways! I hope u all liked it so review away! I shall try 2 have the next chpt up soon! And 4 those of u who haven't seen the whole nine yards then u wont know why hermy chose it! Neways! Review away! Love you all heaps!

::Alex::