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NC: Hey everyone, summers over and schools back meaning one thing…. I got a comp again! Meaning…. I can write more chapters to this wonderful lil story of mine. I am sorry for the long wait though, but I promise to make it up to you! Ok, in today's chapter Ussop will make his grand appearance, but before that I just want to say thank you for all of your reviews, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I love you guys! OooOOoOoOoo so many! Ok here you go…!
Down with the Dubbed
Chapter 6.
"Um excuse me" Larry poked at Ussop who just happened to be smashed into the bookshelf behind his desk (Thanks to Sanji of course). After a few pokes Ussop fell out of it, leaving an imprint of himself in the books. Larry lifted an eyebrow in concern seeing a pupil-less Ussop twitch on the floor.
"Um are you ok?" he nervously asked. Larry scratched the back of his head and looked around the room trying to find an answer to such an awkward problem.
Ussop gained consciousness a few moments later. Before they knew it Ussop was on the grand red velvet chair in front of Larry's desk.
"So Ussop, what's up?" Larry started. Ussop tried to look as pissed off as possible. He noticed Zoro and Sanji got a lot of things out of being pissed off. It wasn't so much that as it was mainly them beating the living crap out of Larry in the process, but he tried.
"You know perfectly well what's up!" he pointed the accusing finger at Larry.
"Ok then convince me, what do I know" Larry was already sick of all of this. His nonchalant attitude wasn't helping Ussop's attempt at being mad.
"Everything! My voice! My lie telling, I don't lie!"
Lie number 1.
"And um…Why didn't Kuro die! You know perfectly well I killed Kuro with my bare hands in an epic battle with Kaya cheering me on in the background!" in the background an image of Ussop towering over a bloody defeated Kuro could be seen.
"That didn't happen" Larry sighed interrupting Ussop's daydream.
"Umm… well then… Why did you rename them the veggie pirates? What was wrong with Ussop's pirate crew?" Larry rolled his eyes as Ussop continued. "And what about that heroic scene where I'm fighting all the black cat pirates all by myself and I get all bruised and bloody? Why didn't you show that? What the hell! I looked so cool with the blood and bruises and when I watched it there wasn't even a scratch on me" he waved his hands in the air demanding an answer.
"Dude, Hell if I know, I didn't change it, they did, for the hundredth time, I had nothing to do with anything I just write the complaints down and send e'm off to the ENC" Larry explained.
"What kind of corporate employee uses the word 'Dude' huh?" Ussop stood to his feet to face Larry with what little courage he had.
"Well what the hell kind of pirate has a nose 5 inches long?" he shot back standing up as well. They both stood face to face, or well face to nose.
"Hey I measured it it's only 3!" he corrected.
"It's still long" Larry flicked Ussop's nose.
"W-well… you screwed up One Piece!" he dramatically pointed his finger at him again.
"For the hundredth time I had nothing to do with it!" Larry really was getting tiered of the accusations thrown at him.
"And so…um…well…" Ussop pulled out his slingshot and shot a new kind of bullet at Larry's face. It hit his eye on target.
"WHAT THE HELL-! AGH! I HAVE PIZZA SAUCE IN MY EYE!" Larry blindly ran around the room crashing into random things. Ussop stood unaware of what he just did. When he caught on, fear once again got the best of him.
"AWE CRAP! NOW HES GONNA CALL THE POLICE AND THE MARINES... Or um the Navy…AGH I DON'T WANNA GO TO PRISON! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I DIDN'T DO IT! I GOT IT! IT WAS HIS SECRETARY! SHES TRYING TO FRAME ME! WAIT HE DOSENT HAVE A SECRETARY! DAMN! UM IT WAS A GIANT THAT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE! Not ten but… FIFTY FEET TALL! YAH! AGH IM DOOMED! I DON'T WANNA BE DOOMED!" Ussop joined Larry in running around in circles.
In the waiting room….
"Nami, Zoro's being a little bastard again!" the room was peaceful and quiet, with the exception of the corner where the straw hat pirates resided.
"What's he doing this time?" she dragged.
"He's flinging crap at me!" Sanji pointed to the opposite side of Nami where Zoro was tearing up paper. He flinged another small piece at him before dropping it on the floor.
"Nami, Zoro's being a little bastard again cause he's flinging crap at me" Zoro mocked him in a altered voice making Sanji stand up in his defense. They were about to face each other in battle once again but…..
"Both of you shut up!" Nami yelled hitting both of them with the same map. Luffy, surprisingly, was the quietest of the group as something preoccupied his interest.
"When's Ussop getting out? I'm tiered of waiting" Zoro complained massaging the part of his head that was hit with the map.
"And you say I'm whiny" Sanji killed his cigarette bud and stared a new one.
"Why I oughta-!" before they could even start Nami hit both of them again.
"What the hell Nami I didn't even do anything that time!" Sanji made teary eyes at Nami who didn't seem to care.
"Oh my god" Luffy whispered trying his hardest not to laugh. His snickers got Nami, Sanji, and Zoro's attention. Luffy had in his possession a portable DVD player with ten DVD's of the dubbed episodes. The update included the rest of the Don Kreig episodes along with the Arlong's.
"Luffy wha are you laughing at?" Sanji said looking at the portable DVD player in Luffy's hands.
"It's Smoker…" he said before bursting into laughter. "Look! Look! look! Just watch it!" he handed the DVD payer to them as he started the episode over. Soon they would all see the poisoned fruits of 4kids Company's labor, which meant a few of them would sign up for a second chance at seeing Larry.
Fin… 4 now…
NC: I'm sorry if you thought this chapter short and lame, but it does set up plots for the next one, and all Luffy, Zoro, Nami, and Sanji fan's are gonna love the next one so keep a look out for it! I wound write a comment to each of you but that would take to long and I know that you all have been waiting so next time I will! Until then tell me how you liked it! I know it wasn't as good as the other ones but I tried! See you next chap!