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Ron's Only Girl: yeah but sex is good lol. And what the hell is with all those noises the animals make? WTF? Lol hope u like

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Haloofhorns15: um, yeah, ok, they just had sex hun. Of course they know how the other feels. Lol.

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gl2004: haha u do? Yeah…I reckon their thoughts r the best thing about this story. Lol coming from the writer but hey! I love writing the thoughts cuz its getting down to what they're really thinking about the situations they're in and its amusing at the same time lol. But I hope u like this chpt mate!

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sparkofblue: uh, yeah, its sposed 2 be mushy hun. The main genre of this story is romance so there's bound 2 be some mushyness. And just 2 point out, if she seemed weaker just remember that u don't know what she was thinking. But I'm happy u liked it!

Glamour-Puppet: haha yeah I thought it was. And thx! I didn't think harry's POVs were very good but thx neways! Hope u like this chpt!

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missradcliffe: yeah…the wildness is good thou! And yeah I'm answerin u again! Lol…neways. Well I hope u like this chpt!

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To all of the above: Wow guys! Ova 200 reviews! Wow! This is the most I've gotten! Wow! I love you all heaps and heaps!!! Down to business. Some of u seem to think I'm horny…well, I can assure that I'm not! Oh, and there's an important note down the bottom! In my last A/N I have an announcement. So b4 u review plz read that. Its pretty important lol. Well, I really hope u all like this chpt! And now read away! Love you all heaps and heaps!

The Day I Woke up in My Best Friend's Bed

Chapter Seven: Gods and Goddesses Alike Part One

Harry is a sex god. No one comes close. Honestly. Oh god he just made love to me like there was no tomorrow. And it felt good. Actually, it felt bloody fantastic! I cannot find words to describe how good he felt. He teased me so badly. I was practically writhing while he was moving his fingers in and out and sucking on my breast.

"That was fantastic," I murmured up to him, my eyes closed. I giggled as I felt his lips on my ear lobe – one of my weak spots, which none of my ex's seemed to find.

"Yeah," he agreed, letting his lips trail down my neck. "You are such a devil," he said grinning as he gnawed on my neck.

I giggled again and said "You are a sex god Harry."

"You're a goddess," he whispered, pulling back from my neck and looking down at me, a small smile on his face. "I can't believe we've waited this long to find out how good we are at sex."

I laughed and kissed him again. "I love you Harry," I whispered, our noses still touching.

He kissed me back and said "I love you too." He rolled over to lie next to me and propped himself up on his elbow. "What are we doing now?" he asked, looking my body up and down.

"Well, we could go and watch that movie …" I started to say.

"But we won't," he said with a cheeky grin on his face.

I laughed and said "Says who?"

He pulled me on top of him and squeezed my bare ass. "Says me. Come on Mione," he said, pouting up at me. "Stay in here for a little longer?"

I was about to refuse but his lips found my jaw line – just another of my weak spots. He planted soft kisses on it and ran his teeth lightly over it. "Oh god Harry," I murmured, feeling him grin as I said that. He then traced my spine down my back lightly, making me shiver in the process. "You love teasing me, don't you?" I said, grabbing his hands and pining them either side of his head.

"Of course," he said, still with that cheeky grin. "It's amusing."

I poked my tongue out at him and said "That's not fair Harry."

"Hey, you can tease me too," he said with a smirk. "But then I'll just get you back."

"Oh yeah?" I asked, rolling off him and off the bed to the ground. I turned around and looked down at him. "Come on Harry. Let's go watch the other movie."

"Okay," he said, standing up and walking out of the room without any clothes on.

"Harry!" I said, following him and grabbing a bathrobe on the way out of my room. "Go get a bathrobe or something."

He grinned and said "No."

He is so horrible to me. He knows how much I love his muscular torso. Oh and his butt. He has the sexiest arse in the whole world. He walked over to the couch and sat down and stretched out on it.

"Mione, can you put the next movie in?" he asked looking back at me.

"Will you put pants on?" I asked, crossing my arms and raising an eyebrow.

"Aww, come on Mione," he whined kneeling up and leaning on the back of the couch.

"What if Ron aparated in or something? Or, worse, what if Ginny came?"

He sighed and said "Fine. I'll grab my pyjama pants."

I smiled and kissed him on the cheek as he walked past into his room. When he came back out, wearing the long pants, he rushed over to me, picked me up and carried me over to the couch.

"Harry!" I squealed as he lay down on top of me and nuzzled my neck.

He laughed and kissed me. "You know you love me."

I giggled as he began to nuzzle my neck. But then we heard an amused voice behind us say "Maybe I'm here at the wrong time." Harry and I turned out heads to see Ron's head in the fire place. "Well, at least you two are finally shagging while you're not drunk."

Harry rolled his eyes and said "What do you want?"

"Well, I was going to ask you to come out with us tonight but I see you are slightly busy," he said, nodding at me.

"Ron, you're an ass," I said narrowing my eyes at him.

He grinned and said "And proud of it. Well, I'll see you two later."

And his head disappeared. Harry started laughing and I giggled up at him. "Now, aren't you glad you have pants on?" I asked him.

He grinned and said "No."

I smiled and said "Cheeky boy."

"Yeah, but, you love me," he said, beginning to nuzzle my neck again.

I giggled and said "Harry. I wanna watch the movie."

He grinned mischievously and said "Okay." He rolled off me and onto the floor and walked over to the DVD player. He took Bridget Jones' Diary out and placed The Whole Nine Yards in its place. I sat up as he came back and pressed the play button. "Come here Mione," he said, moving back on the armrest and holding his arms out. I crawled up to him and sat with my back to him, in between his legs.

Well, of course, Harry, being Harry, slid his hands through the opening of my bathrobe to my boobs and began to caress them. I smiled and said "Harry."

I could hear the grin in his voice as he said "What did I do?"

"You know perfectly well what you're doing," I said, sliding my hands into my bathrobe and placing my hands on his.

"Don't you like this?" he asked, squeezing them slightly and then running his fingertips over them lightly.

"I may like it but I'm trying to watch a movie," I said, taking his hands out of my robe.

"Okay," he said, resting his arms around my waist and in doing so pulled me up on top of him.

"Good boy," I said, patting his knee.

Well, the movie was good. I've forgotten how much I love that movie. So clever. Although I'm not so sure I should have chosen it anymore. Okay, so there's this one scene where you see the girl's boobs … and well, you know Harry. Actually, what he did was sort of sweet.

He turned me around so I was facing him somehow (still not sure how he did that) and buried his face into my cleavage and said "Tell me when it's over Mione."

I smiled and held his head there until the next scene. He's sweet. He's a good guy at heart. Just really, really cheeky and sure of himself. It's sweet that he didn't want to see her boobs and buried his face against mine. Although his view would have been better. Hmm. Oh well. I'm going to take what he did as being sweet.

Yeah, he's a fantastic, adorable and sexy guy. I love him so much. I love his personality the most I think. He always seems to make me smile when I'm feeling unhappy. Like this morning. Oh, I never thought that I would end up … like this. Lying on top of him, sometimes feeling his lips on my neck again. He smells good too. It's not the Lynx so much anymore. It's a pleasant smell.

"Hermione, the movie's over," he said, grinning up at me.

"Oh, is it?" I asked, looking over at the TV which showed the ending credits.

He smiled again and said "Whatcha thinking about?"

I smiled back at him and said "You."

"I like that topic," he said, grinning cheekily again. "What about me?"

"You smell nice," I said, poking his chest. "You're all sexy and hot."

"So are you," he said leaning up and kissing me lightly. "What do you want to do now?"

I shrugged and said "I dunno. What are we doing tonight though?"

He thought for a moment before saying "How about dinner out at a restaurant? And then we can go for a walk down near the water."

I smiled and leant down and kissed him. "That sounds fantastic and romantic."

"Yeah, that's why I suggested it," he said with yet another cheeky grin.

"What are we doing now?" I asked.

He smiled and his hands crept to the opening of my bathrobe. He pulled it apart slightly and said "Do you want a shower my sweet?"

I grinned and rolled off him and stood up. "See, now that sounds like a very good plan."

Harry stood up, picked me up again and carried me through to his bathroom. "Ever done it in water?" he asked nuzzling my neck again.

I giggled and said "Once."

"Mmm," he murmured against my skin, making me shiver slightly. He placed me down on my feet and turned the taps on for the bath. He looked up at me and smiled. "You are so beautiful Mione." I grinned and let my bathrobe slide off my shoulders. "Even more so like that," he said his grin widening. "Come here sexy."

A/N: well, I hope u liked that one! Hehe the Ron barging in on them was amusing, eh? Lol. Neways…no there will not be any more sex scenes…I think. So far I've limited them to only one per story and that's only if I write it for that story. neways, I do hope u all liked that chpt and hopefully the next one will be up soon…oh and in case you haven't notice already, the next chpt will be from Harry's point of view.

Oh, and I have a bit of an announcement to make! hids and I have joined forces to make Pumpkin and Squash. We're about to upload our very first story together (and hids' first Harry Potter story) and we would like to know what all of you think of it. It shall be called 'Hello Stranger' and is a Harry Hermione story. Although it is extremely AU. But you can deal with that, can't you? lol well, I'm hoping that you will take the time to read and review it and if u do u shall get hugz and cookie dough from me! Remember, I shall know if u have not read it…hehe I can read minds…okay, so maybe not but plz guys? It's a pretty good story so far. Come on. Lol luv ya all heaps and heaps!

::Alex::