Wickedly Wonderful Author's Note: Don't own Harry Potter. I don't have any more jokes for this. Sorry. Ooh wait. Knock knock? Who's there? Interrupting cow! Interuptin- MOO! hahahaha. Okay yeah that's it.

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orangeokapi13: heh. More Ms. Lee in this chapter.

Chapter Seven

In Potions, everyone had to pair up. Mariela and Melissa paired up, Hermione went with Ron, Fred went with George, and Harry ended up not having a partner. He raised his hand.

"Yes, sweety?" Ms. Lee said in a sickeningly fake voice.

"Um, Ms. Lee? I don't have a partner," Harry said quietly.

"Oh dear! Well, pumpkin, how about you partner up with Draco? That's good then," Ms. Lee said, then started ignoring Harry as she read a book and drank a bottle of Sobe. Harry and Draco looked over at each other, and then Draco came over and sat next to Harry.

"Let's get it over with then," Draco said, right before he b itch slapped Harry.

"Ow!" Harry exclaimed.

"Children! Quieter, please! Get back to work, darlings!" Ms. Lee said, glancing up from her book and taking another swig of Sobe. Draco smirked. Harry knew Draco would get away with it because of Ms. Lee's negligence.

"What are you gonna do, Potter? Is the Potter gonna tell on me?" Draco hissed.

"No, Malfoy. I'm gonna play your game," Harry said, and then kicked him very hard in the shin. Draco lurched forward a bit, then sat back.

"Aww, the Potter is angry, isn't he?" Draco hissed.

"Shut up. We have to get to work," Harry said.

"I heard you had a hissy fit because you can't get girls to like you," Draco smirked as Harry was chopping ingredients for a potion.

"What! Who told you that!" Harry exclaimed, dropping his knife.

"Careful! Careful, angel!" Ms. Lee exclaimed when she heard the clang of Harry's knife falling. She stood up and walked over to Harry and Draco's station. "Now, you little muffins, let's see how we're progressing..." she said as she eyed the badly chopped roots and cold water. "Your water should be boiling by now... oh my, look at how far Ron and Hermione have gotten! It wouldn't hurt to follow suit!" Ms. Lee exclaimed, pointing at Ron and Hermione's station. They were already well over halfway done. Harry and Draco looked at Ron and Hermione with icy eyes.

"Little show offs," Malfoy whispered.

"Ah, I know. They're always doing so well. It's incredibly annoying," Harry said, getting back to his chopped roots.

"I'll set the water and mix in the Essence de la Squirrel. You can do the chopping stuff," Draco said, bending over to get the Essence. Harry smiled.

"Hey, boys," Samantha said, walking over from her station. She had partnered up with Brigitte. "How's it going over here?" she smiled sultrily, or attempting to be.

"Just fine, my dear Sam," Draco said, running a hand through his hair.

"Hello, Harry," Samantha said, eyeing Harry's badly chopped roots.

"Samantha," Harry nodded.

"Well, just wanted to see how it was over here... bye," Samantha said and walked back to her table where Brigitte was anxiously awaiting.

Potions had ended with Hermione and Ron being tied with Samantha and Brigitte. Hermione was agitated at Samantha's academic excellence. "She thinks she's just so smart!" Hermione complained afterward.

"Forget about her," George said, "She's just a Hermione wanna-be." Hermione sighed and just shook her head.

"Where to now?" Mariela checked her watch.

"Defense Against the Dark Arts!" Harry exclaimed.

"I'm sure all of you are excited to be doing Defense Against the Dark Arts!" Mr. Mathieson's tone of voice demanded the student's attention. "But this is not just fun and games. Defense Against the Dark Arts is dangerous and deaths have resulted from taking this class..." he paused for a moment, "Nice to see you two back, Fred and George. Actually, I dread your futile attempts at Defense Against the Dark Arts. Now, we begin. Read the first chapter in your books. Do not disturb me unless you are in danger of death, or I will make you be in danger of death."
Just like all the other students, Mariela turned to her textbook and started reading. The chapter was fairly short, and she had finished in less than ten minutes, she looked up, and saw that the rest of the class was still reading, although Melissa and Hermione were on their last page. Fred turned to Mariela, "You're done already?"

"Yea... I read pretty fast."
"Um, yeah. There are still forty minutes of class time left."
"Yea, well... Melissa and Hermione are almost do-"

"Quiet down, lovebirds!" Mr. Mathieson interrupted.
Fred smiled at Mariela, then turned back to his book.

During lunch, Mariela and Fred sat next to each other. Melissa eyed them happily, but then went back to her rousing conversation with Ron, who was sitting across from her, about different muffins.

"Poppy seed is disgusting compared to blueberry!" Ron stated, pointing his fork at Melissa.

"Oh, ha! Blueberry is bland and boring. Everyone likes blueberry. Can't you be original?" Melissa retorted after sipping her root beer.

"Perhaps everyone likes blueberry because it's better than poppy seed?" Ron cried out with a mouthful of ham sandwich.

"Oh, Ron, that's disgusting," Hermione said, shielding her eyes from Ron's display.

"Blueberry muffins are overrated and poppy seed muffins are much more rare. People don't get a chance to try the poppy seed muffin to form an opinion!" Melissa exclaimed, ignoring Ron's lack of manners.

"But-"

"Can't you two shut up about muffins?" Hermione said, agitated.

"Fine," Melissa and Ron said at the same time, looking at Hermione.

"So, did anyone start their Potions homework?" Hermione asked, smiling and looked at her two friends.

"Hermione, we just got it this morning!" Ron said, bewildered. "When would you have time to start?"

"In Defense Against the Dark Arts! We had so much extra time!" Hermione exclaimed right before she bit into an apple.

"I just doodled through that," Melissa said. Ron nodded.

"I did too," he said. Melissa smiled at him.

"Ronnie Ronald! I saw what you were doodling!" George exclaimed.

"Shut up," Ron said, looking down at his plate, his ears getting redder by the second. George just laughed and stuffed some roast beef sandwich in his mouth.

"Melissa, would you like to come to the library with me?" Hermione asked, smiling at Melissa.

"Sure," Melissa exclaimed, "Mariela, would you like to come?"

"No, I think I'll hang out with Fred... and George..." Mariela said, grinning.

"Very well, then!" Hermione said as she and Melissa left the Great Hall.

"I'm so miserable!" Harry exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air.

"Quit complaining and eat. We have a long day ahead of us," Ron said, gesturing to the food.

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