Now For a Surprise Chapter That Seems To Have Nothing To Do With this Story But It Actually Does Because I Said It Does (this chapter is brought to you by Mariela)
Dumbledore's Adventures In His Wonderful Room At St. Mungo's
After murdering Harry with a cell phone, and all the court stuff happened, Dumbledore ended up in a wonderful, white, bouncy, and soft room for the insanely insane, where everything was covered with pillows. What really made the room wonderful, was that every meal consisted of a burrito, Fresca, a Starbucks Frappuccino, and a side of cell phones. On Christmas, they even got to eat a guy dressed up as Santa Clause! What more could you ask for? Nothing. Anyway, on with the story...
One thing that Dumbledore did not know was that Harry was not dead. Well, Harry was dead, but the super duper magical cell phone that had aided in Harry's death felt really bad for killing him. So, because the cell phone was not just any cell phone, but the all powerful King of All the Cell Phones In the Whole Entire Universe and Cows, the King of All the Cell Phones In the Whole Entire Universe and Cows revived Harry, and vowed to stay with Harry and be his friend no matter what. So now, Harry was not dead.
One of the King of All the Cell Phones In the Whole Entire Universe and Cows' (we'll just call him the super cell phone from now on.) powers was being able to transport to anywhere in the whole universe.
Dumbledore was very astonished when one day, Harry appeared with the super cell phone in his hand. He was astonished until Harry vomited on his new, clean, white straightjacket, then he wasn't astonished anymore, he was mad.
"DAMMIT HARRY! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STAY DEAD!" Harry did not answer, he just vomited all over the fluffy white pillows that covered the floor.
"DAMMIT HARRY! DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU AGAIN!" Dumbledore screamed at the top of his lungs. This set off an alarm, because everyone knows that in the rooms for the insanely insane, there are alarms that go off when threats are made, except, Dumbledore did not know this. Anyways, the alarm went off, and Harry disappeared thanks to the power of his trusty super cell phone. Then the doctors came, and they gave Dumbledore 50,000 lashes with a cat o' nine tails for making threats, and vomiting on his clean, white, new straightjacket, and the fluffy white pillows on the floor.
Then, Dumbledore died.
THE END... OF DUMBLEDORE.
A/N: I just wanted to explain to you why this sub- chapter was so weird. After making the Chapter in Which Harry was murdered, I e-mailed Melissa saying, "Murder, cell phones, and Santa Clause all in one chapter. What more could you ask for?" Melissa answered, "absolutely nothing! except maybe a burrito and a fresca.. gasp! the next chapter should have that in it! YESSS! OR MAYBE EVEN STARBUCKS FRAPPUCCINOS! YAAAAY!" so that is why i added all that stuff in this chapter. and i felt bad for killing Harry too, so i revived him...
Now, back to Hogwarts...