Adventure 4: Kingdom Chibis
The three men are thrown into an ocean…
D rubbed his back, "Ow, that hurt my back…"
Legato looked at his clothes, "I hate getting wet…"
Alucard sighs, "It'll take days for our outfits to dry…"
D blinked, "Uhh…guys?"
Legato looks at him, "Yeah?"
Alucard looks at him as well, "What is it?"
D looked at them and then himself, "Look at us…"
Legato blinked, looking at himself, "We're…"
Alucard did the same and blinked also, "…chibi."
Legato sighs, "It looks like I'm Sora…I hate being the hero." He then looks over seeing D and Alucard gone. "Dammit now where did they go?"
…Legato progresses until…
D walked along the path, "We should join up with him gawrsh…where did that come from?"
Alucard laughed a little, "You're Goofy. Oh no then that means I'm…" An angry Donald yelling voice was heard. "Donald!"
D pokes his beak, "You're a duck."
"So? You're a dog…"
"Rather be a dumb dog than a short tempered duck."
Legato comes along, looks at them and laughs, "I knew you both had animalistic intentions inside, I just never knew you two actually were animals."
D and Alucard said, almost simultaneously, "Shut up!"
"At least I'm not an animal." He laughs harder. "Do you two need to be potty trained?"
D and Alucard look at each other and nod. D then shoves his shield into Legato and Alucard casts a thunder spell on him. Legato now lies on the ground electrocuted…
Alucard grinned, "Well the duck and the dog make a good team don't you think?"
D nodded, "Yes I do."
Alucard looked at him, "One thing bothers me though."
"What's that?"
"Why are we all chibi? It's like everyone you meet is chibi…"
"You know, you're right. They should've called it Kingdom Chibis instead of Kingdom Hearts."
"Then they'd have to change the famous cool looking heart symbol to chibi…."
D nodded, "True. That would be too hard. Ah well, hearts it is."
Adventure 4: END