Rurouni Kenshin Outtakes
By Aya Honey
Disclaimer: Again, I don't own Rurouni Kenshin. But as I said before, it'd be very funny if I did. But I'm trying to buy their rights. Don't ask me how… ;
Warning: This continuation really doesn't make any sense at all either…
A.N.: Thank you for all the reviewers I got for the last chap! And for these people who took their time to do that, I'm trying to do a continuation for this one. Hope you like it!
Part 2
Scene when Aoshi gives Megumi a dagger for her to take her life if she wished in Kanryu Takeda's mansion.
Aoshi: Here. Take it. (Hands her the dagger) I doubt they could ever rescue you. It will save you the pain of dying painfully in Takeda's hand.
Megumi: ··· (Looks sadly at it)
Aoshi starts going out, when… broooooom! The room starts shaking…
Megumi: An earthquake?
Aoshi falls on her due to the earthquake. And…
Megumi: ··· (She looks very mad with several veins on the back and forehead of her face and has her hands made in a fist.)
Aoshi had fallen with his head in the middle of her breasts and his hands touching her buttocks.
Megumi: GET OUT OF HERE! Plaf! (She smacks Aoshi really hard on his face)
Aoshi: ···
Aoshi lies on the ground unconscious on the ground with Megumi's hand mark on his face.
Megumi: You…! You…! You big pervert!
Suddenly…
Misao: How dare you to hurt him? (She just appeared out of nowhere) And Aoshi-sama is not a pervert! I bet you just were the one who wanted him to touch you!
Megumi: What did you say? I'm not like you and like Kaoru with Kenshin!
Misao & Kaoru: What did you just say? (Kaoru just appeared out of nowhere too)
Kaoru: I never did anything like that with Kenshin! On the contrary, you're (points at Megumi) the one who is always stalking him!
Megumi: Don't use that harsh word like "stalking"! Besides, I only do what Kenshin would like me to do but he's too shy to ask! Besides, the one who is always stalking on someone, is you! (Points at Misao)
Misao: What…?
Misao and Kaoru start looking at Megumi with hatred in their eyes, and the same is with Megumi looking at the two of them. Veins pop from the back and forehead of their heads, and an air of black hostility can be sensed around the place…
Director: Girls… ;
Kaoru, Megumi and Misao: WHAT! (Look at the director with the same hatred or more in their eyes)
Director: ··· OO;
Sanosuke: You're so weak… (Says at the director) How can you be afraid of those wrenches? (Points with his head at the three girls)
Doiiiing! The dagger Megumi had went flying towards Sanosuke and hit the wall next to him, just a few inches from his head… Then Misao's kunais went flying and hit all around him.
Sanosuke: Ooops! O.o;;
The three girls approach him dangerously…
Misao: Who…
Megumi: You…
Kaoru: Call…
Sanosuke: No, girls… Think about you're about to do…No…
Kaoru, Megumi and Misao: WRENCHES?
Sanosuke: Nooooo!
Boom, bap, droom, boom ban, clash
Then the three girls start walking away with heavy steps and very mad. Everyone in the cast, including the Oniwabanshuu guys, Kanryuu Takeda, Kenshin, Yahiko, Jin-Eh, Shishio, Enishi, Saitou and the whole cast back away from them, making a path for the girls to pass.
Sanosuke lies on the ground with several bumps on his head, bruises all over his body, and cuts.
Director: Quickly, someone call an ambulance for those two! If someone of them dies I'll be ruined… Why this only happens to me?
Scene when Battousai and Saitou are fighting for the first time in more than ten years in the Kamiya Dojo – Take 1
Battousai: Prepare yourself to die!
Saitou: No! You prepare yourself to die!
Battousai: No! I said that before! YOU shall prepare yourself to die!
Saitou: No! YOU shall die today!
Battousai: No! You!
Saitou: No! You!
Battousai: You!
Saitou: You!
Battousai and Saitou: You, you, you, you! YOU! (They say that pointing at each other) Arf, arf, arf…
Director: Now they too act like idiots… ; (Says that nodding his head covering his face with his right hand)
Battousai and Saitou: WHO ARE IDIOTS? Ò.Ó (They say that with deadly eyes)
Director: Oooops! OO;; No! Aaahhhhh! Somebody save me!
In the background there is the director running away from Battousai and Saitou, the two of them with sword in hand.
Scene when Battousai and Saitou are fighting for the first time in more than ten years in the Kamiya Dojo – Take 2
Battousai: Prepare yourself because you shall die today! (Says while preparing to attack)
Saitou: We'll see that! Argg! (Prepares to attack using his Gatotsu)
Just when they are ready to strike, a phone rings…
Battousai: What the…?
Saitou: Ah, wait a minute, please? (Starts searching in his suite) I hope it's not who I hope it is… (Takes out a cell phone) Hello? Tokio? Ah, darling is that you?
Battousai: (Dumbfaced) Darling?
Saitou: Um, Tokio, could be just talk sometime later? I'm in the middle of a fight here… No, just some ex-idiot-from the monarchy…
Battousai: "Ex-idiot-from the monarchy"…? (Start appearing veins in the back of his head)
Saitou: No, don't worry; he's so weak that I'll defeat him in no time…
Battousai: "So weak that he'll defeat me in no time"…? (Looks madder with more veins popping in the back of his head)
Saitou: No, I'm not meaning that he's more important than you… No… I really can't talk to you now… Hey… Wait… Don't do that! I promise I'll make it out to you! Hey, don't! (He looks now at his cell phone) …It won't be good when I get home… (Put his cell phone inside his suit again) Hey, Battousai, shall we start our… Huh?
A black flow of energy starts surrounding Battousai now, only making it more visible the look of his golden eyes.
Saitou: Battousai…? (A sweatdrop falls from the back of this head)
Battousai: "Ex-idiot-from the monarchy", huh? "So weak that you'll defeat me in no time", huh? I was going to fight with you to at least give you a chance to defeat me, although that's impossible, but now, I'M NOT FIGHTING WITH YOU!
He starts walking away now, very angry, his hands shaking in a fist.
Saitou: No, wait, Battousai! You can't do this to me! I've waited more than ten years to this! Battousai!
Kaoru: Poor Saitou…
Sanosuke: Yeah… Even I feel sorry for him now…
Director: They're so idiots… Why do I even bother trying directing this show? I feel so depressed now…
Scene when Kenshin and cia. are on a boat going to Enishi's island.
Misao: I'll take care of those mines!
Yahiko: Sure you can do that?
Misao: Yeah, trust me! Kansatsu Tobi-Kunai!
Misao: Ooops! I think I missed… he he… ;
Everybody else: What! OO
Booooooom
Yahiko: Who said "trust me"? (Says this while flying in the air)
Misao: He he… Sorry… ;;
Megumi: Now we don't have a boat! (Now on the water)
Kenshin: Now we are never going to arrive to that island…
Misao: But at least we didn't die!
Everybody: ··· Ò.Ó (Looking at Misao)
Misao: Ooops!
Now everybody start chasing Misao swimming, including Kenshin, who now has the Battousai look in his eyes, now gold.
Director: I won't even try to stop them now… It's useless… Just hope none of them dies… sighs ;
Scene when Kenshin and Enishi are about to do their last fight on Enishi's island
Kenshin: ··· (Is standing in his fighting stance)
Enishi: ··· (He is too standing in his fighting stance)
Enishi: Why are we fighting each other? (Now is standing in a normal way)
Kenshin: I though because you wanted revenge for the death of your beloved sister caused by me? (Looks dumfounded and isn't in his fighting stance anymore)
Enishi: Yeah, but… That isn't a good reason enough…
Kenshin: Uh? (Looks more dumbfounded)
Enishi: What I'm trying to say is, that this revenge won't bring my sister back. This fight is useless. We should learn to forgive ourselves.
Kenshin: Forgive? But for what should I forgive you? I am the one who killed Tomoe…
Enishi: You should forgive me to making you believe of Kaoru's death…
Kenshin: Yeah… That wasn't nice…
Enishi: And I know that Tomoe sacrificed her life to protect you… Because she loved you… So I guess we should make peaces!
Kenshin: Yeah, I think that's a great idea!
Now Kenshin and Enishi shake their hands together.
Kaoru: You know what just had happened? Oo;
Yahiko: I think they have just… forgiven themselves? OO;
Misao: What's the world coming to…? ;
Sanosuke: I don't know… ;
Aoshi: ··· ;
Director: Ah! Enishi! Why did you just do that for? Couldn't you just forgive him another time? THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I QUIT! I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS! FIND YOURSELVES ANOTHER DIRECTOR! FAREWELL!
Saying this, the Director stands up from his chair, and starts walking way.
All the cast and actors less Kenshin and Enishi: WHAT! O.O
Misao: It's all your fault! (Pointing at Enishi and Kenshin)
Kaoru: Yeah!
Tomoe: Now! Get them!
Enishi and Kenshin: No! Aaaahhhhhh!
In the background Enishi and Kenshin are running away from the entire cast…
A.N.: That's it! Did you like it? I really hope you did… I don't think I can keep writing another continuation for this fic… 'Cause the Director just quit now for this show… But that doesn't mean I won't be writing other outtakes! Just give some ideas of which anime I should make outtakes! You can say what you would like, and depending of what series most people like and if I know it, I might write about it. I just don't know when I will be writing that fic though… But I will try to write the sooner, depending of how much reviews I get.
Well, ja ne!
And for those who just read this and didn't write any reviews, YOU ARE SO MEAN! Really! It doesn't kill anybody to lose 2 min of your time and write about it! And I don't mind if you just criticize about this fic, if you review it!
And now I'm cool again, don't be afraid of me! I won't kill anybody! (Yeah, right) Really, I'm like an angel… Peaceful… (Peaceful, where?) Well, I never did kill anybody until now… Not that I know…
Well, ja ne! See ya! Nos vemos! ;;