Adventure 11: Pirates, Pirates and uhh…pirates?

D immediately looks in the mirror, "Woot! I'm not a woman this time! Mwhahahha. Wait o.o; Oh no please don't tell me that I'm…"

Legato nods, "'fraid you are…partner. We'll have to come up with a new company name. How about…Bluesummers & D."

D shook his head, "That's so stupid…wait why is it Bluesummers & D and not D & Bluesummers?"
"Because my last name starts with a B and yours starts with a D."

"D isn't my last name idiot, it's just my name."

"Who would name their child D? That's stupid. 'Hm what should I name our son? Oh let's name him Q!'"

"Like you should talk Le gato, oh and by the way, meow."

"Alright alright, shut up…"

"You know, I haven't seen Alucard since he got here I wonder where he is…"

"I dunno." He hears the video phone ring and answers it. "Hello you have reached Bluesummers & D repairs. We fix everything from cars to relationships so how can we help you today?"

Alucard blinks, "Uhh…I need some parts and uhh…a bodyguard?"

Legato nods, "Alright can we have your name please?"

Alucard nods, "It's…Calieptorisikanofortobenaki IV."

Legato blinks, "Uhh o.o; Can you spell that for me?"

Alucard rolls his eyes, "Sure. C-a-l-i-e-p-t-o-r-i-s-i-k-a-n-o-f-o-r-t-o-b-e-n-a-k-I the fourth."

Legato nods, "Were there really three other people with that name before you?"

Alucard shook his head, "No I just made it up. My real name is Salsa, Salsa Rose."

Legato groans, "x-x Alright Miss Rose, we'll send someone out to help you soon."

D looks at Legato, "So is Miss Rose safe?"

Legato nodded, "Yeah I checked. Green all the way."

Alucard pokes the camera, "Helllooo I can still hear you."

Legato blinks, "o.o! gah ;" And hangs up.

D stands up, "I'll go see how safe she really is." He goes off and sees that it's Alucard dressed in a maroon outfit and laughs. "You look good like that."

"Shut up."

"Now you know how I felt last time with big boobs."

"Whatever can we just get this over with?"

"You DO realize that the person you are now gets killed too right?"

"Gahhh! Why do I get all the characters that die!"

"Ask the writer " He pokes Steph.

"Well let's go ok."

D looks around, "Uhh…we're surrounded by pirates…"

"Oh no, pirates. What ever will we do?"

"Blow the crap out of them with a caster?"

"Sounds good to me."

D mows them all down with a few caster shells.

D grins, "I'm keeping this " He tucks the caster gun in his pocket and runs.

Adventure 11: END