Rurouni Kenshin Outtakes
By Aya Honey
Disclaimer: How many times do I have to say this? I don't own anything… Just this fic… So please don't try to sue me… I'm poor… I don't even have a bank account… Oh, and I still don't have the rights… But I'll keep trying… I'll let you know when that happens…
Oh, and I don't own Barney either… I'm just borrowing him… Poor Barney… Even I do pity him… --;;
Warning: This continuation really, but really now doesn't make any sense at all either…
A.N: Well, this is dedicated to a person who took his/her? Sorry… --;;; But anyway, this wonderful person took his/her time to make a review. So, -little oro-, this goes to you! - V
In the set… before any filming…
Oddly, all the crew of the anime is lining up like soldiers, looking at front. They ALL look very tense and afraid. Yeah, and when I said ALL, I said even Shishio, Enishi, Jin-Oh, and the others many times considered "fearless"…
One person is walking from one extreme of the lining to the other, looking very intimidating. Oddly, this person looks rather familiar… Has long auburn hair set in a high ponytail, glasses, 168 cm or 66 inches high, is wearing dark blue jeans, and a blue sweater. And is a girl… Hey! That's… that's…
New Director (a.k.a. A.H.): Okay… Let's make this brief, okay? intimidating glare I'll be answering some questions you may be wondering. Why am I here? Because… fixes her glasses
Cast: O.O;;; shaking of fear
Sanosuke: We don't really want to know…
Director: What? Did you say something? more intimidating glare, directing to Sanosuke
Sanosuke: N-no… I-I d-didn't say a-any-thing… He he… ;;;; gulp!
Director: Good. Ahem Well, as I was saying… I am here because of YOU, and YOUR STUPID attitude making the former director quit. So, I'm forced to take his place.
Takes her time glancing every cast and character, taking more time on the Kenshin-tachi group, and especially Sanosuke.
Sanosuke: O.O;;
Director: So, I'm going to take serious stakes in my hands. First, over are all the fooling around and all, the pranks, is that clear?
All the cast is looking at Yahiko…
Yahiko: o.O;;;; Oooopss… H-Hai…
Director: And over are all the other stupid interruptions and fights. If any of this is done, you'll have to pay the consequences of your actions. Like, for example, cutting of paychecks, giving your job to someone else, watching Barney in a row of 6 hours, and in the most severe actions, being with Barney itself one entire day. And maybe I may get other ideas to punishing you. So, it'd be better if you take your job seriously. Am I clear enough? Or do I need to bring someone? Like a person whose name starts with a "B"?
Entire cast and crew: Yes, it's clear ma'am! No need to bring anyone ma'am! look of shock and fear on their entire faces
Director: Good. Now, get to work!
Entire cast and crew: Hai ma'am! they all rush to their places
Director: ··· Look of satisfaction on her face
Several, but several days later… Before, things went really smoothly, everyone learning their lines, everyone obeying the director… respecting her… FEARING her… but as in this case… everything comes to an end… even this wonderful atmosphere…
Scene when Sanosuke is biding farewell to Kenshin, Kaoru and Yahiko, saying that he is planning to travel around the world. – Take one
Sanosuke: Okay, so I'm better going! And you better Kaoru have one kid or two when I come back to show 'em to me!
Kaoru: red as ever WHA-- begins hitting Sanosuke in a whining-like manner WHAT-WHAT-WHAT-T- AR-ARE YOU SAY-YING? keeps hitting Sanosuke in that way
Suddenly, she stops hitting him, realizing something…
Kaoru: Sanosuke…? Why don't you say your par—Ooops! O.O;;
She sees an unconscious Sanosuke on the boat, with bunches of bumps in his head.
Yahiko: ··· O.o;;
Kenshin: Sessha doesn't think Sanosuke will be able to say anything like that, sessha thinks not… --;;
Director: Kaoru-san… --;;; what did I said about hitting other people and controlling your temper? I already told you that you are stronger than usual people, so you should control it! Please do not repeat this again… I don't think poor Barney will be able to take being with any of you anymore…
Barney is in one corner or the set, all worm out, his costume all crumpled and torn.
Kaoru: Oh! Ok! ;; V
Director: Oh God… VV;;;
Scene when Sanosuke is biding farewell to Kenshin, Kaoru and Yahiko, saying that he is planning to travel around the world. – Take two
Sanosuke: Okay! I better go now! Kenshin, I'm going!
Kenshin: Aa!
You see from Sanosuke's boat is getting afar from Kenshin, when suddenly, the boat just disappears.
Kaoru: Wha--! O.o;;
Kenshin: ··· O.o;
Yahiko: ··· Is quietly leaving the place
Director: Yahiko… Ò.Ó
Yahiko: O.O; Stops dead in his tracks with something that appears to be a manual drill on his hands Oops… Starts fleeing at a light speed
Director: To the cast Get him! Ò.Ó
At the background can be a very annoyed director chasing Yahiko around with the some of the crew and cast members. Kenshin and Kaoru watch the scene.
Kenshin: ··· --;;
Kaoru: That idiot… He really is asking to be punished… Although I don't think poor Barney won't be able to take it anymore…
Kenshin: Yeah… --;; Sessha wonders if Sanosuke's okay…?
Kaoru: Don't worry! He'll be just fine! waving her hand in an anime motion like it doesn't matter
Kenshin: Kaoru-dono really thinks so?
Kaoru: Yeah! Of course! Begins walking away Shall we get going? I'm tired…
Kenshin: All right. Let's go. suddenly stops, looking pensive
Kaoru: Kenshin? What's wrong?
Kenshin: Oh, nothing… Sessha just thinks sessha must be forgetting something… Puts on a happy smily face Nah, it must be nothing of importance. Let's get going.
Kaoru: Hai.
Meanwhile, on the water, with Sanosuke…
Sanosuke: Hey! grabbing a piece of wood floating down there to avoid sinking, from God knows where luckily was there for that purpose Help me! I can't swim! Hey! Don't leave me here! Just wait Yahiko till I get you… Ò.Ó
Scene when Kenshin and Enishi met for the first time after 15 years – Take one
Kenshin: Who's… that?
Enishi is seen standing on a bridge, his back against the rising sun.
Kenshin: You are… Enishi… shocked face
Enishi: Hi, Battousai! Goes where Kenshin is Long time no see! Shakes his hands in the anime style in a very exaggerated way How you've been?
Kenshin: Um... Fine, I guess?
Director: Enishi… Ò.Ó
An evil creepy dark-reddish aura can be seen surrounding the director…
Enishi: Oooops… O.O stops dead in his motion Gotta go…
Director: Just wait till you get back! I'll make you… I'll make you… I'll make you eat all of Kaoru's food!
Kaoru: suddenly is dangerously close to the director, a more sinister dark-reddish aura surrounding her, red eyes gleaming What. Did. You. Mean. By. That?
Director: Ooops! I forgot I had something to do. Bye! Takes off running
In the background can be seen Kaoru chasing the director with her shinai in hand.
Kenshin: Sessha pities Enishi…
Sanosuke: Yeah… Not even Enishi deserves that kind of punishment…
Kenshin: Sessha do pities too for the director… She wasn't that bad… Maybe she'll survive…?
Sanosuke: I think that is most improbable… --;;
Kenshin: Yeah…
Scene when Kenshin and Enishi met for the first time after 15 years – Take two
Kenshin: Who's… that? You are… Enishi… shocked face
Tomoe's ghost it's seen next to Enishi
Kenshin: Tomoe!
Enishi: What? O.o Goes hiding behind Kenshin Onee-chan's ghost? Where? Where? OO He's shaking of fear
Kenshin: ··· --;;
Crew people: ··· --;;
Cast people: ··· --;;
Director: All bruised and with a lot of bandages Oh god… UU;;
Scene when Kaoru and Kenshin met for the first time
Kaoru: Hittokiri Battousai! Stop right there!
Kenshin: ··· O.O
Kaoru: I finally found you!
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: Don't play the innocent! Nowadays nobody carries a sword anymore! Prepare yourself! attacks him
Kenshin jumps and dodges the attacks, but ends "landing" on top of some boxes and falls miserably.
Kenshin: ··· .
Kaoru: O.o;; I don't believe you're Hittokiri Battousai…
Kenshin: A rurouni… Sessha is a rurouni… a swordsman without a place to go… Is frustrating being accused of a crime just barely arriving here…
Kaoru: Ò.Ó And what about that sword? points to Kenshin sword
Kaoru takes Kenshin's sword.
Kaoru: A sakabatou?
Kenshin: You think sessha could kill anybody with that sword?
Kaoru: No, I guess not… You're really a rurouni I guess…
The police's whistles can be heard.
Kaoru: Oh! The police's whistles! Must be Battousai!
Starts running and throws the sword to the air, not paying anymore attention to Kenshin.
Kenshin is about to catch the sword in the hilt with a cool movement when it mistakenly it falls in Kenshin's chest instead of its hilt…
Kenshin: ··· X.X He's in the floor unconscious
Cast: O.o
Director: O.O
Sanosuke: With a stick starts pocking Kenshin ···
Megumi: Get out of my way! Shoves Sanosuke off Starts examining Kenshin
Director: So! How's he?
Megumi: T.T He's… he's…
Director: ··· . Ends up being unconscious
Scene when Sanosuke takes from Magdalia-sama her cross
Sanosuke: You want it back? I don't I'll give it to you… You're so rude…
Sayo: You're… you're…
A red menacing chilling freaking sinister surrounds Sayo. She looks really, really scary…
All the people surrounding her, even her attackers: O.o;;;
bamp bump bang crash bum bam slam ban bang
Sayo: That'll show him! Ù.Ú
Everyone back up very scared… fearing for their lives…
Director: Wow… she's scary… O.O;;;;
Shogo Amakusa: Yeah… I already know… --;;;
In the set…
Shishio: I told you! I won't do that scene! It's too hot now!
Battousai: Shishio, you're such coward… You just are scared of losing to my sword… smirks
Shishio: That's SO not true! Try to wear all my bandage just for ten minutes, and try to fight with them, and you'll see!
Battousai: Excuses… just excuses…
Shishio: Okay! That's it! C'mon! Let's fight!
Battousai: I don't know if I want to fight you know…
Shishio: Argh!
Saitou: I understand you Shishio… he just did that same thing to me… even after ten years he won't fight me…
Jin-oh: And besides, he refused to kill me…
Enishi: And he didn't kill any of the people I sent to kill him…
Shishio: He's such a coward…
Battousai: I'm… a… what?
Red murderous aura surrounds him, making the surroundings fell chilly…
Saitou, Jin-oh, Enishi, Shishio: Ooops… O.o;; Nothing! We said nothing! He he…
In the background can be seen Battousai chasing the other four men… the formers crying for help…
Director: Now I understand the former director… Poor man… He looked very traumatized when he quit… --;;
A.N.: Did you like it? I hope you did… And please take your time reviewing… tell me what I can improve, so I can get better. Oh, and flames are things only people ignorant do, because that doesn't help anyone, and you're only being rude and wasting your time and energy, and the author's time as well. Please don't do that. Ja ne! . See ya next time! I wonder if I should continue this fic…?