Rurouni Kenshin Outtakes
By Aya Honey
Disclaimer: Okay, okay. Tell me. Look me in the eye. Okay. Do I really seem like I'm swimming in money here? Nope, I don't think so. I continue being poor… T.T
A.N: How is this fic continues to have more and more chapies? I really don't know, is as if it has life of its own… Really scary. O.o Honestly, I just planned this fic to have one part, and I just posted it for fun… he he… Funny how the things turns out, ne? I really appreciate and love all of the reviews I got so far… You guys are the ones who make this fic to continue! I really love ya all for this! Ok, ok, now down to business! Oh, before I forget, please bear if this has some things that are not that accurate on the TV episodes. It's just that, it's been so long since I've seen those episodes… And since this fic doesn't have any beta to look for any of this… And I have this other fics that need betas too… I'm planning to post an X fic very soon too… Any volunteer? Someone who can bear my impatience and childishness and craziness…? And who has the time to do it…? Well, to tell you the truth, I already have a beta, but I can't pressure her that much… and she hasn't that lot of time neither… and doesn't know about Rurouni Kenshin either… Ok, ok, better I stop. I feel bad enough about asking you about it. Please don't be mad at me for asking you that! Gomen!
Ok, now it's really time to go down to business! Here ya go! Have fun! Another row of craziness without an ending…
Rurouni Kenshin Outtakes - Final
After barely surviving Kaoru's mortal wrath, everything went calm and smoothly again. Well, the thing is that they, all of them, including the actors and crew members, and the "stoic" Director, were really scared to piss Kaoru again. As a result not even the Director was pushing her that much for a safe while. But again, even that didn't last that much…
Scene when St. Magdalia is dying in Sanosuke's arms – take 1
Sanosuke: No… Magdalia… it's not fair… (He's crying)
Magdalia: Yeah! (Raising her voice) It's not fair! (Now getting up) I really deserve living more! I'm too beautiful to die! Rea—
Director: Magdalia… That's not in the script…
Magdalia: Ooops… O.o; Okay! I'll do it again! --;;
Scene when St. Magdalia is dying in Sanosuke's arms – take 2
Sanosuke: Magdalia… (His face is full of sadness)
Magdalia: Don't worry… (A sweet smile graces her lips) Sanosuke… for I…. will go soon… to Heaven… where Mama and Papa are…
Sanosuke: But… I didn't even have your name… (His eyes are now shining with unshed tears)
Magdalia: My name… is…
Sanosuke: ··· (Expectantly)
Magdalia: My name is…? (She is now has a face of being thinking)
Director: Don't tell me you just forgot your name?
Magdalia: Yeah! Sort of! XP It's because no uses that name on me anymore… Ah ha ha ha! ;;
Director: Oh god… --;;
Scene when Yahiko tries to steal Kenshin's wallet
Yahiko: (While trying running away checks Kenshin's wallet) Hey! (Stops dead in his track and makes Kaoru bump into him and fall on top of him)
Kaoru: I got you, you little thief! Ò.Ó Give that wallet back!
Yahiko: Don't worry, you can take it back. It's no worth taking it. It's empty.
Kaoru: What? (Takes a look) It's really empty… I didn't realize you were that poor, Kenshin…-.-
Kenshin: Oro?
Yahiko: (Rummages on his clothes) Here, you can take it. You're even in more need than I am… (Gives Kenshin some coins)
Kaoru: (Rummages on her clothes as well) Please, take this Kenshin. (Gives some more money to Kenshin as well) Poor you… I don't know how you managed to go around without money… How miserable must've you felt…
Kenshin: Oro!
Shishio: Poor Battousai… I even do pity you… (Gives him more money)
Enishi: Here, you can take this as well… It's humiliating fighting someone this poor… (Gives him some more coins)
Seijuurou: Here, baka deishi… I didn't know you were living that miserable… (Gives Kenshin some money along with a bottle of sake)
Kenshin: ··· (The air around him is becoming chillier… and darker… and scarier… oh-oh… this is dangerously familiar…)
Saitou: Here, takes this Battousai. I didn't know that you had fallen that low… (Gives money to Kenshin) Uh? Battousai…? (Notices the strange air surrounding Kenshin) You alright?
Kenshin: Of course I'm not!
Kaoru: "Me"? Oh-oh… This is bad…
Kenshin: Who do you think I am? (Looking at everyone) Did you think just because I have little money I'm that miserable?
Saitou: O.o Of course we don'—
Kenshin: You just try (Talking to Saitou) to defend yourself just because you know I'd say I won't fight you! And that's right! I DEFINITELY won't fight you!
Saitou: Damn!
Saitou walks away muttering something as "Stupid coward poor ex-monarchists" or something like that…
Kenshin: And that goes to all of you! I won't ever fight you either! Now I'll go take a LONG break, and you better pray for me to even want to continue doing this scene after it! (Begins walking away)
Shishio, Yahiko, Kaoru, Enishi: WHAT? O.o
Shishio: That's all that kid's fault (pointing to Yahiko) Get him! Ò.Ó
Yahiko: o.O Noooooooo! (Starts running away)
In the background can be seen Yahiko running away from Kaoru, Shishio, Saitou and Enishi… Screaming "I'm just a kid!" while doing it… Seijuurou doesn't seem to care, as he begins to walk away as well…
Director: Oh god… (Faints)
Random crew-man: Director! Are you alright Director? (Begins shaking the director in an attempt to wake her up)
Director: ···
Seijuurou: Don't worry… I have an excellent way to wake her… (Smirks)
And in the background some… suspicious noises can be heard as Seijuurou… attempts to revive the director… After a while she does revives, dreamy eyes, a goofy smile on her face...
Director: Ah! That was good... (Faints again) ··· (A wide smile on her face)
Seijuurou: Hmhp! (A self-accomplished smirk)
Scene when Kenshin goes running like hell to the Kamiya dojo after asking Enishi where Kaoru was
Kenshin: Kaoru-dono… Kaoru-dono… Kaor— (plaf!)
Kenshin is on the floor. It seems like he tripped on something because of the mist…
Enishi: (pointing at Kenshin, starts laughing) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! How... ha ha… can he be… ha ha ha… so clumsy…? Ha ha ha ha! (Has tears on his face from all the laughing)
Kenshin: (Lifting his face from the floor) ··· Ò.Ó (Has the golden murderous eyes of Battousai mode…)
Enishi: o.O! Ooooops…
flip+flop+flap+
Kenshin: ··· (Made some quick movements with his sword) (Begins to walk away stoically) That should teach him. Ù.Ú
Enishi: X.X
Director: I just hope Enishi didn't die… He seemed to be really asking for it… --;;
Scene when Shishio is on the burning ruining ruins of his frigate
Kenshin & Saitou: ···
Shishio: The… Purgatory… O.O
Kenshin: Oro? That reaction was not in the script…
Shishio: My beautiful Purgatory is ruined!
Soujirou: Yep. That's definitely not in the script. -
Shishio: And the responsible for all this is… HIM! (Points to Sanosuke who is still in the water)
Sanosuke: I don't know why, but I got a bad feeling about this… --;;
Shishio: Men! Take him!
Sanosuke: Oh-oh… O.o;;
In the background can be seen Sanosuke running away, or better be said, swimming away from Shishio's men and Shisho himself… Screamings of "Why me!" can be heard as well…
Saitou: I don't know but, somehow I do pity that idiot now… --;;
Kenshin: Poor Sanosuke… It's really him who's almost always beaten up… --;;
Director: Oh well… I do pray for him to survive… --;; I give up… (Sighs)
Scene when Kaoru is seen the first time in the island after she was abducted – Take 1
Kaoru: (panting) Damn! He'd have waited for me! It's so difficult to run in these shoes… I don't know anything of this island… Where do I have to go…? (Shocked expression to see everyone is there)
Everyone: (Shocked-surprised expression)
Sanosuke: A ghost! O.o There's a horrible ghost out there that is just alike Kaoru! (Pointing a shaky finger to Kaoru)
Kaoru: What did you say! Ò.Ó
Enishi: Not again… (Not even bothering trying to stop her)
Kaoru: (To Sanosuke) You're SO gonna die! (She approaches menacingly to him)
Sanosuke: (Reacts sensing the dark dangerous energy coming from Kaoru) O.o;; No Kaoru! Please no Kaoru! I've had enough of being hit already… (Tries to back away from her, not succeeding that much…)
In the background it could be seen Kaoru mercilessly beating Sanosuke… with anything that is within her hands reach.
Saitou: Should have thought of that before opening your big mouth… (Has a wide smirk that is covered by his cigarette, as he tries to enjoy seeing Sanosuke being beat into a pulp)
Director: Another idiot that just likes being beaten… --;; I'm really surrounded by masochistic idiots…
Scene when Kaoru is seen the first time in the island after she was abducted – Take 2
Kaoru: (panting) Damn! He'd have waited for me! It's so difficult to run in these shoes… I don't know anything of this island… Where do I have to go…? (Shocked expression to see everyone is there)
Everyone: (Shocked-surprised expression)
Kaoru: Minna:D (Runs where the rest are)
Kenshin: Oro?
Megumi: What's wrong, Ken-san?
Kenshin: It's just that… Sessha thinks the script said that Enishi would try to stop her to come where we are…
Enishi: Why you're complaining now Battousai? Besides I'm not doing charity here… It's just that I can't stand her unbearable constant presence and her usual cooking… (Makes a disgusted face) You can take her… She's all yours now…
Yahiko: Really? Okay. That was easy. Nobody would figure that even Enishi wouldn't be able to bear her… (Tries to pats her shoulder) Right, Kaor— O.O
Director: (Slams her hand on her forehead) Not again… V.V
Red murderous aura surrounds Kaoru… Not that this has become something unusual now… And the surroundings have become somewhat chilly, again…
Kaoru: Ò.Ó Both of you'll SO pay now!
Yahiko & Enishi: O.O (They hug each for dear life) Nooooooooo!
In the background can be seen Kaoru chasing those two with Enishi's sword in hand… the two of then crying for help…
Sanosuke: I would try to help 'em, but that literally asking for a painful death, and I think I had too much of that already…
Saitou: You finally seem to learn, heh? (Is smirking and smoking)
Sanosuke: What's that supposed to mean?
Saitou: That you're a total and helpless utter idiot. (Continues smirking)
Sanosuke: What!
Sanosuke tries to pick a fight with the ex Mibu Wolf, the other just ignoring him. Eventually Saitou gets tired of it and starts beating the crap out of Sanosuke.
Misao: This is so boooooring, Aoshi-sama… (Looks at him with innocent big eyes) Wanna do something more fun? Like… (She stands on the tip of her toes and stars whispering to Aoshi, all the while with a little blush and a mischievous smirk)
Aoshi: Ok. Come on.
Aoshi picks Misao in his arms in bridal style and starts walking away, a strange look on his face. He's… smirking…? O.o;;
Enishi: Few… I barely could escape… (In a relieved tone of voice) (Wipes sweat from his forehead in a relieved motion)
Director: Well, yeah, it seems that way… (It's patting Enishi's shoulder in an understandable and congratulating motion) I congratulate you for achieving such a miracle…
Enishi: Yep. (Sighs)
Director: Say, Enishi… (Looking up at him with big innocent eyes ever) Wouldn't you like to do… something really more fun? I think all this mess can't be fixed anyway…
Enishi: More fun, uh? Seems like a good idea to me. (Wide smirk on his face)
Enishi Picks the director on his shoulder and starts walking away, towards the mansion, all the while the Director giggling like a school girl…
Enishi: This may probe to be really fun… (Continues smirking)
Owari… Finis… The End… Fin… O fim…
A.N.: (Dreamy look) Ah… (Sighs) I really don't think the director won't be coming anytime soon… And sorry for the short length… Out of ideas… Of DECENT ones, anyway… He he… See ya soon, maybe in another fic… Enishi, baby, I'm comiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnng! Yay! Oh, if did ya already realize whom this last director really was?