Mimi: Time for random Reviewer Disclaimer!
Rin: Um, why?
Mimi: Because I'm random like that and its fun.
Rin: 'Thats why I love you sigh' Oh...
Mimi: pulls from magical hat of DOOM Its my cousin
Kaikao and his
friend Reion!
Kai: What the hell is he doing here?
Mimi: Be nice to your son, he's one of my loving
reviewers . Holds up contract that means he's protected from your
wrath
Rei: But what are they doing here?
Mimi: To do the disclaimer and to annoy Kai
Kaikao: Dad! huggles twitching Kai Mom!
huggles Tyson
Mimi: Anywho, can you guys do the disclaimer? I'll give you TyKa and MaRe plushies if you do .
Reion: Kaikao's cousin Mimi-chan doesn't own the characters or the plot
Mimi: Die evil plot bunnies!
Kaikao: Yep, she owns nothing. Not even her gum
Mimi: On with the fic and review my puppets, er, I mean loves...
Author's Note: Whee! New character that isn't mine comes into the story! More people to torture! Oh answer to pairings, MaxxRei TysonxKai and other pairings that will come later but I'm to lazy... and another suckish flamer...
clears throat Dear Max and Ray's Girl, pauses Thats me!
Who the fuck do you think you are! Kai is hot not mean! And Yaoi! You better not pair Kai with a guy!
Mimi's response to the mother fucker flamer: Don't like don't read! Duh you dumbass! I'm a HUGE yaoi fan, of course I'm going to write yaoi! I send Rin and my rabid ghost hamsters of DOOM on your ass! Mwhahaha!
WARNINGS FOR YOU DUMB FLAMERS OUT THERE: I WILL send Rin on your asses! Oh, and flames are used to make smores! Yay smores, boo flamers!
Chapter Five
A yell followed by laughter wakens Ryo as the sound of running feet swish past him. Ryo opens his chocolate brown eyes to find a dripping wet Kai waist deep in water scowling at a figure behind Ryo. Mimiko is on a rock laughing her ass off and teeters on the rocks edge as tears stream down her cheeks.
"Damn you Tyson! Come back here!" Kai growls dangerously as the figure behind Ryo comes forward laughing.
"Aw, but I like staying over here...With your clothes" The midnight blue haired boy snickers. (AN:playing funeral music on violin) Kai's crimson eyes twitch as the boy dressed in torn loose fitting pants that hang off one hip slightly and an open black shirt revealing a pale chest that flexes as the boy laughs. Kai smirks and hurls a fireball right at the boys head as the boy yelps at the sight at the sight of the fireball heading right towards him. Mimiko sighs and flicks a water ball at Kai's fireball creating steam as the two balls met.
"I suggest giving back Kai's clothes Tyson." Mimiko yawns as she stretches and rubs her deep ocean blue eye. Ryo always wondered if you stared into that eye long enough that you'd be swallowed up and be in a trancelike state. Tyson scowls at Mimiko and moves to return Kai's clothes when a devious glint passes through his stormy eyes. Tyson quickly pecks Kai on the lips and shoves the clothes into Kai's arms as Kai just stands there blinking. Tyson turns on his heel and runs far far away before Kai has time to respond as Mimiko laughs again. Kai hurls a fireball at Mimiko and it singes the end of her hair as she tries to scowl at him but looks more like a pout. Ryo also noticed that, Mimiko can never glare or scowl, it always turns out looking more like a pout. Mimiko hops onto a chestnut brown horses back and gallopes past Kai and she hits him in the head with a loud smack. Ryo winces and gets on a smaller white horse and follows Mimiko followed by a seething Kai with a red hand shaped slap mark on his face.
At the edge of the forest Mimiko stops her horse and waits for the others as the wind blows her loose blonde brown hair behind her elegantly like a veil. A sudden jolt landed behind her and she turns smiling.
"Hello again Tyson." Mimiko chirps as Kai and Ryo come out of the forest with the other horses.
"Don't tell me he's coming along..." Kai grumbles as Tyson smiles cheerfully at Kai.
"Yep, Mr. Ice King. I am and you now you want me to come along." Tyson flutters his eyes jokingly, " Because you love me." Kai blushes and mumbles some curses at Mimiko as she giggles.
"This is going to be some adventure!" Mimiko grins as Kai glares at her while Tyson and Ryo grin.
Shout out to my loves who I own, Mwhahaha! cough Sorry about that...
Kaikao (People who read this other then Kaikao and Reion...Its an inside joke...Don't try to figure it out because its confuzzling)
Mimi: Noooooo! kills Kagome He's mine! grabs Inuyasha Though thanks Kaikao for duck taping him, it will be easier to rape him now . pulls Inuyasha, Sora clones, and Rin into bedroom and locks door
Ryo: I feel tainted from seeing this...
Kai: You and me both...grimaces
Mimi: opens door Need more duck tape and cousin and friend to help rape Sora clones .
safaia-kurome
Rei: hisses and grabs Max Mine!
Mimi: You are too clingy Rei...
Max: I kinda like him being clingy .
Mimi: blinks ok, you're scaring me...