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Previously on Marik's Boring Day...Pegasus kidnapped Mokuba and Ryou with the help of his giant blueberry muffin – named Muffie! Oh, the horror! But Malik showed up just in time to save the day and have a tasty blueberry muffin for a snack. After that, things seemed to quiet down a bit...Seemed to, at least...

---Chapter 6: The Joys of Tetris---

The figure lurked in the shadows of a nearby building, watching the strange young man and his sleeping look-a-like. "Now's my chance," he muttered, cracking his knuckles. Or attempting to. The pathetic figure couldn't even crack his knuckles properly... "They'll see," he whispered, giving up on acting tough. "Just because I always get injured every time I appear in this fic, it doesn't mean they're any better than I am!" He clenched his fists and ran out of the shadows – right at the Pharaoh.

Yami watched as Random Dude charged out of the shadows, the poor fool oblivious to the fact that Yami knew he was coming, that the Pharaoh had heard his little rant. So Yami shrugged and decided to let the mortal have some fun. Maybe he'd even let Random Dude land a hit or two before he was crushed.

The sound of fast approaching hoof beats made Yami pause and turn to the sound. Flashback Guy was riding Drumsticks as fast as the pudgy little pony would go, grinning ear to ear and waving his cowboy hat over his head. With a mighty "Whoop!" they bounded into the street, trampling Random Dude in mid-charge.

"Curses!" the random little side character cried before he was rendered unconscious.

Flashback Guy pulled Drumsticks to a halt before Yami. "Oops..." he muttered, casting a sidelong glance at the limp form of Random Dude. He shrugged. "Accidents happen."

Yami shrugged also and nodded his agreement.

"Anyway," Flashback Guy continued, "we gotta go. We're in the middle of a race."

"Oh?" Yami replied. "With who?"

Flashback Guy only looked at him blankly. "You mean we have to be racing with somebody else?"

Yami opened his mouth to answer, but changed his mind and shut it again, waving the man and his pony off, watching as they rode into the still not sunset.

Gee, it sure has been a long time since the last sunset, Yami thought. In fact, I don't think the sun had moved since Marik decided he was going to run amok through the city, hitting people on the head with his Millennium Rod and making them into mindslaves for his own amusement. He stopped and took a deep breath. That was a long sentence. But if I'm thinking it in my head, how come I'm out of breath? O.o

Before Yami had a chance to contemplate this very interesting question, Yugi stirred.

"La deed a dee da!" Yugi was stirring a cup of hot chocolate.

Yami blinked.

"Oh, hey Yami!" Yugi said, after swallowing a sip of his drink. "Wazzup?!"

Not even bothering to ask where his aibou got a cup of hot chocolate, Yami just replied, "Everyone left. Now I'm bored!"

"Well, maybe we should do something!" Yugi sputtered, splashing some chocolate on his yami.

Wincing, Yami wiped the chocolaty substance off his face. "Like what?" he whined.

Yugi paused to think for a moment. "Weeeeelll, what do we usually do here in Domino when we're bored?"

"...Uh...Turn on the TV and flip through the channels, only to end up watching people bitch each other out on Jerry Springer?"

"...Not where I was going..."

Yami's eyes widened. "Yugi! We couldn't do that! Not here, at least. We could go back home, and maybe if your grandpa's out, we could go up to your room and shut the blinds and-"

"Not where I was going either!" Yugi quickly interrupted.

"Yeah," Yami agreed. "Tetris is rather boring in the middle of the day..."

Yugi nodded. "Actually, I was thinking Duel Monsters."

"Right!" Yami interrupted him right back. "I know where this is going!"

Yugi smiled.

"Yeah, I've always wanted to try it too," Yami continued. "I'll use my cool shadow powers to bring the cards to life, just like Tomb Robber does!"

Yugi sweatdropped. "Again, not where I was going..."

But Yami wasn't done yet. "Yeah! Then I'll sic the monsters on Marik!"

"Uhhh...Why Marik?" Yugi asked.

Yami stared at him in disbelief. "He tried to kill us all!"

Yugi shrugged. "Who hasn't?"

His yami had already gone back into his tirade. "Yeah! We'll watch in morbid fascination as the various monsters tear him limb from limb in a most nauseating way!"

Yugi's eyes went wide. "Yami! I never knew you had such a dark imagination!"

"Well...You know...My name kinda is darkness, after all..." Five second pause. "Ah! I'm sorry, Yugi! I'm being a bad influence. Forgive me, hikari!"

Yugi sweatdropped. "I forgive you. Want to hear my real idea now?"

"Well, I thought my idea was pretty go-" He stopped at Yugi's glare. "Go on," he said, shutting up. Yugi Motou could be very intimidating...

"I was thinking you could duel someone!" he shouted happily.

Yami's ears perked up, which Yugi found really disturbing because it kinda made Yami look like a dog. The Pharaoh actually started listening to his hikari after the word "duel," whereas before he'd only heard 'Blah blah blah!' "Duel?" he asked. "Duel who?"

"Umm..." Yugi hadn't thought about that part. "How about...Bakura?"

Yami blinked. "Bakura? Tomb Robber? Why him?"

Yugi shrugged. "Well, he's a good duelist, right?"

"Ummm..."

"Well he beat Bones, didn't he?"

"Yugi, Jonouchi has beaten Bones before..."

Yugi frowned. "Oh...Well, who else are you going to duel? I mean, Kaiba's good, but he'll just go into one of his I'll regain my title as number on duelist! speeches. If you duel Jonouchi, it'll just turn into Duelist Kingdom all over again. And, umm, Marik's just...Marik."

Yami nodded his agreement. "All very good points."

"Ok!" Yugi grinned and grabbed Yami's hand. "So let's go find Bakura!"

"Wait!" Yami cried. "I sense a flashback scene coming!"

All of a sudden, the sound of hoof beats rang out in the distance. "Yeehaw!" Flashback Guy yelled, pulling Drumsticks to a skidding stop before the two. "You order a flashback?" he asked, holding up a tape.

Yami nodded.

"Allllllllrighty then!" Flashback Guy hopped off of his fat pony and dashed to a conveniently placed TV, jamming the tape into the VCR. "Enjoy." He hit play.

"FLASHBACK!!!" appeared in big white words on the TV screen, accompanied by catchy flashback music.

Bakura looked down at his own prize, currently residing in his arms. "Hey, Ryou," he said quietly.

"Mmm?" Ryou looked up.

A devilish grin spread across his yami's face. "Let's go...'get a room'."

A bright blush spread across Ryou's fair face. "Wha-?" was all he could get out before he was dragged away.

The words "THE END" appeared on the screen in big white letters followed by "This has been a Flashback Company Production. All rights reserved." The music faded away and the screen went black.

Flashback Guy grabbed the tape and leapt onto his steed. With a cry of "Tallyho!" they were off.

Still snapping his fingers and bobbing his head to the beat of the flashback music, Yugi didn't notice them leave. "Catchy flashback music," he mumbled.

Yami looked upon his aibou in disbelief. "Yugi, we can't go find Bakura."

"Why not?" he asked.

"Did you just miss that flashback?!" the spirit exclaimed.

Yugi shook his head. "No, I saw it. Bakura and Ryou went to 'get a room.' Hmmm...I wonder why that's in quotations."

A sweatdrop appeared on the side of Yami's head. "Stupid innocent sheltered hikari," he mumbled.

"What was that, Yami?" Yugi asked, looking up. "I didn't hear you."

Yami smiled sweetly. "Nothing aibou."

Yugi smiled back, oblivious as ever. "Oh. Ok. Let's go find Bakura and Ryou!" He then began to skip away, dragging Yami behind him.

Wandering through Domino City with nothing to do, Marik was, once again, bored beyond all reason.

"I'm bored again!" the Egyptian youth yelled as he kicked a can down the street, drawing strange stares from passer-bys. "So bored!" He kicked the can hard, making it skitter across the pavement. "BooOOOoOoooorEd." Kick. Skitter. Kick. Skitter. Kick-

"Ouch!"

Marik looked up, surprised to hear the can scream.

"That was me that screamed!" Random Dude screeched. "You missed the can and kicked ME!"

Marik blinked. "How did you know what I was thinking?"

They both stared at each other for a moment, then telepathically agreed to go back to their earlier confrontation.

"Whoops," Marik said half-heartedly. Not even. More like one-quarter-heartedly. "I'm just so...bored..." He paused, staring at Random Dude for a moment. A grin spread across his tanned face. A big psychotic grin.

Random Dude noticed this change. "W-What?" he asked, afraid of the answer.

"I know what I can do to get rid of my boredom!" he said in a sing-song voice. Before Random Dude could ask, Marik shouted, "I'm going to make people into mindslaves again!"

"Uh...Didn't you already try that?" Random Dude started to ask, but Marik would have no interruptions.

The shadow-power-happy Egyptian pulled out his Millennium Rod. "Now feel the power of my Millennium Item!" he shouted, pointing the Item at Random Dude, tapping into his Shadow Powers and covering his companion's mind in a blanket of darkness...

...Or at least he tried to...

"Umm..."Random Dude scratched his head. "Was something supposed to happen there?"

"What?!" Marik cried. "Why aren't you a mindslave?!"

Random Dude blinked. "A...what?"

"What's wrong with my Millennium Rod?!" the now distressed Egyptian teen continued.

"Uhh..." Random Dude was utterly and completely lost. But, then again, he usually was.

"My poor widdle Miwwennium Wod!" he cried.

"Oook," Random Dude said, unable to take anymore. "I'm...leaving..." He then proceeded to dash off. "Hey!" he yelled suddenly. "I didn't get hurt this time! I beat the system! I win! WOOOO!" He then tripped over the can Marik had been kicking and cracked his skull open on the pavement. "Damnit!"

"Oh my god!" a kid on the sidewalk shouted. "You killed Kenny – er, Random Dude! You bastard!"

Marik didn't seem to notice any of this. "I know! It must have been Kaiba! His head must have hurt you! Yes! Yesss, the impact must have broken you! Damn you, Kaiba!" he shouted to the sky. "Damn you and your unnaturally thick skull!!!! I shall have my revenge...Yesss, we shall have our revenge...Yes we shall...Yessss, my Precious...." He started petting the Millennium Rod. Then he cackled and ran off.

It was a nice little house, perhaps with the exception of the shattered window on the second floor and the shattered remnants of a PS2 decorating the sidewalk, accompanied by a few bloodstains that were unwillingly donated by Random Dude. Other than all that, it looked peaceful enough.

It looked peaceful enough. Judging by the various pounding, moaning, and yelling coming from inside, it sounded quite the opposite. Yami did not want to go in there.

"I do NOT want to go in there," Yami said with a shudder as he and Yugi stood outside the front door.

Yugi apparently didn't hear him. "Hey, it sounds like they're having fun in there!" he exclaimed. "Let's go in!"

Yami rolled his eyes, but was powerless against his shorter, happier hikari (O.o Riiiiight...). So Yugi dragged his recalcitrant yami up the stairs and they were soon standing outside the door that seemed to be emitting the loudest noise, the room with the broken window. Voices drifted through the door:

"Oh! OH! OHOHOH! I'm gonna get it!" It was Bakura's deep voice.

"Come on! Go faster!" Ryou's slight British accent said breathily.

"But..." Bakura's muffled reply again came though the door.

"YES! YES! TO THE LEFT! TO THE LEFT!!!!" Ryou screamed.

A groan came from Bakura.

"NO! COME ON! FASTER! DROP IT FAAAAAASTER!"

"AHHH!"

"Oooooh, yeah, right there, that's the spot..."

From outside, Yami groaned. "Ugh, Yugi, we are not going in there."

"Wow," Yugi said. "They must really be having fun! Well, I'm opening the door now!" Yugi slowly reached for the handle and pulled the door open.

"Ah!" Yami cried. "Shield your eyes!" He clenched his eyes shut.

"Hey!" he heard Yugi say. "Can I join in?"

Yami's eyes snapped open. "WHAT?!" He bravely looked upon the room to see Ryou and Bakura sprawled out on the floor...

...Playing Tetris. What? What'd you think they'd be doing?

Bakura pounded his fists on the floor, sending the remote hopping from the sheer force. "No! I lost again!" he moaned.

Ryou jumped up and started yelling. "WOOO! I WON AGAIN! YEAH! I ROCK!"

Raising an eyebrow in puzzlement, Yami licked his lips and asked nervously, "Wait...So all this time....That's what you've been doing?"

Bakura shut his eyes and groaned again. "Yeeeeeeesssss....Ryou wanted to play TETRIS! And then we played TETRIS! And I hate TETRIS! Stupid Tetris..."

"Hey," Yugi said, "I thought you broke the PS2."

"He did," Ryou answered, glaring at his yami. "He felt guilty about it so he dicided to play Tetris on the oldschool NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) with me."

Bakura nodded. "Hikari's good at the whole guilt-trip thing."

"Yup," Ryou said. "But you gotta love NES."

"I don't!" Bakura spat. "Evil 8-bit garbage! Speaking of garbage..." He turned to Yami. "What brings the King of Rubbish to my door?"

Yami rolled his eyes. "Tomb Robber, I'm your king."

Bakura nodded slowly. "Yeah. And?"

"But, you just called yourself rubb-" He shook his head. "Nevermind. I'm bored. Let's duel."

"No!" Ryou shouted, grabbing his yami by the arm. "'Kura needs to stay here!"

Bakura smiled, thinking this cute. "Awwww, Ryou!"

Ryou nodded. "Yeah, I'm not done with him yet. I could play Tetris all day!"

Bakura's smile faded. He groaned.

"Duel me, Tomb Robber!" Yami shouted.

"No!" Ryou shouted back. "Go duel Kaiba or something!"

Yami shook his head. "No, I can't do that. He'll just go into one of his I'll regian my title as number one duelist rants."

Ryou snorted, the sound coming from his normally peaceful hikari making Bakura jump. "So? Everyone likes Kaiba. The duel'd probably attract a huge crowd."

Nodding, Bakura added, "Yeah, I've noticed that everyone likes that rich bastard too. How come he has all the fans and the fanclubs? WTF, man? Where's the love?"

"I know!" Yami burst out. "I'm the friggin Pharaoh! The King of Games! I should have the world bowing to me on their knees right now and worshipping me and being my slaves – er, royal subjects..." He glanced at Yugi to see if his aibou had noticed his little slip, but the boy seemed to be mesmerized by the falling Tetris pieces on the TV screen. Shrugging to himself, he continued with his rant. "But noooooo...Seto bloody Kaiba had to come along with his cool gravity-defying trench coats and his piles of money. Mr. Tall and Handsome Billionaire...With his...gorgeous blue eyes, eyes deep enough to drown in...His silky chestnut hair...And those tight leather pants!"

Everyone remained silent even after Yami had finished his little speech, that is, until Bakura cleared his throat and broke said silence. "Ummm...Ok, Pharaoh, that's enough. Sounds like you have a thing for Mr. Tall and Handsome Billionaire..."

The two stared in silence at each other for a moment.

"HAHAHA!!!!" Bakura burst out. "PHARAOH HAS A CRUSH ON KAIBA!"

"SHUT UP, TOMB ROBBER!" Yami shouted back.

"Both of you stop it," Ryou scolded. Bakura shut up the, content with quietly snickering.

Yami stepped forward and put a hand on Ryou's shoulder. "Ryou, I must duel Bakura. Don't ask me why, I just sense that there is a greater importance to this duel, a hidden mission." A faraway look came into his eyes and he raised a clenched fist. "I believe that the outcome of this duel...will determine the fate of the world!"

Ryou pulled away from him. "Or you're just being overly dramatic."

"Yes," Yami nodded. "That could be true. Either way, this day Bakura and I will face eachother!"

Ryou shrugged. "Ok, I'll come and watch. I mean, it's not every day you get to see a duel in Battle City." He let that sarcastic note hand in the air before adding to Bakura, "We'll just have to play more Tetris later."

Bakura groaned. "Noooo, not again!" He paused and a sly smile spread across his face. "That is, unless we make it more interesting....like strip Tetris!"

"..." Ryou blinked and turned to regard his yami. "You have a sick, sick mind."

"Why, thank you." As they headed out of the building, Bakura walked next to Yami. "Eh hem...Buy the way...Thanks for getting me out of that," he muttered, truly thankful.

Yami winked. "No problem."

They walked a little more. "So...Do we really have to duel?"

"No, Tomb Robber. I'll defeat you in any game of your choosing."

"Damn King if Games," Bakura grumbled.

"Baka," Yami muttered.

Bakura spun around. "What did you say?!"

"You heard me!" Yami shouted right back.

"I am not!" the thief huffed.

"Oh, but you are! The word baka is in your name!" Yami reasoned.

"That's it!" The tomb robber tackled the Pharaoh. Yami yelped and fought back. Soon, an all out anime-dust-cloud-fight ensued.

Ryou and Yugi sweatdropped.

The bronze Egyptian stealthily stalked his prey with the grace of a jungle cat, his tanned limbs working in perfect harmony and making barely a sound. (Mmmmm...Pretty mental image ) Every once in a while, he'd stop to pet his Millennium Rod or to mutter "Kaiba" disdainfully under his breath. And every time he muttered "Kaiba," the brunette would stop and sneeze.

"Kaiba," Marik muttered. "KaibaKaibaKaibaKaiba! I shall have my revenge!"

Kaiba stopped and sneezed five times in a row. "Gah. Hey, Jou," he said to the blond walking with him, "ever get the feeling that someone's talking about you behind your back?"

Jonouchi nodded. "All the time, Kaiba. All the time."

Kaiba sneezed again. He looked around, furiously searching for the cause of his sneeze attacks.

"Eep!" Marik squeaked. He jumped behind a random bush that was growing in the middle of the sidewalk specifically for that purpose. "Ha!" he whispered, seeing the CEO move on after finding nothing.

"Hey!" a voice said from behind him. "This is my hide out! Back away from the bush!"

"Hm. Actually, I'd call it a shrub," Marik said without turning around.

The voice snorted. "Sure. This is a shrub. And I'm Pegasus the shrubber."

Marik turned around excitedly. "Really?!" That was when he realized just who it was he was talking to. "Hey, you're that guy my yami sent to the Shadow Realm...or something..." He paused. "Hey, how did you get out of the Shadow Realm, anyway?!"

Pegasus shrugged. "With the Millennium Key."

"But Bakura has that!" Marik exclaimed. "Or...he did...He stole that fair and square!"

Pegasus shrugged again. "Complain to Shadi. He let me borrow it. He also gave me a black eye. I only have one eye, damnit! Show some compassion. Throw me a bone, people."

"Er...Right...I don't have any bones, or else I'd gladly throw one at you. But anyway, how in Ra's name did Shadi get the Key back without us knowing?"

"Oh, he has his ways," Pegasus said mysteriously. "Now, since you're here, I shall reveal my evil plan because all evil geniuses reveal their schemes before setting them into motion."

"You're...an evil...genius?"

Giggling, Pegasus covered his face in his hands to hide has fast spreading blush. "Well...I wouldn't say...genius..."

"But you just did..." Marik protested.

"Not important!" Pegasus snapped, giggling done. "Now, my plan is to capture the tomb robber and make him pay!...And maybe Kaiba-boy too, just because that's what everyone's expecting me to do. I'll take over his company and become rich!" He paused. "But I'm already rich...Oh well, richer! Yes, I will ambush them both. And Yugi-boy! I'll take my revenge on him for beating me at Duelist Kingdom! Him and his yami! All of them! Big ambush! Yeah!"

Marik opened his mouth, then closed it again, deciding he didn't want to know just what he'd do with his captives. "Ok, calm down, buddy. So, um, not that I care or anything, but what if they're not all together, hmm?"

"Well...Umm...I never thought of that..." Pegasus admitted.

Marik nodded smugly. "Yeah, you see, Pegsy, that's why your plans always fail. You never think them out all the way through. I heard about Duelist Kingdom. Forget about the tournament and winning the Millennium Puzzle in a duel and all that crap about honor! You shoulda just gotten the damn thing while Yugi and his little friends were sleeping! You had them all right in your castle for crying out loud!"

Pegasus's eyes went wide. "I never thought of that!" he repeated.

"Most 'evil geniuses' never do. Too busy perfecting the maniacal cackle."

"The maniacal cackle is a must."

"Oh yeah," Marik agreed. "Gotta have the cackle. So, how are you going to capture your targets now?"

Pegasus grinned. "With some long, elaborate setup that won't work!"

Sweatdropping, Marik shook his head in exasperation. "Old dogs, new tricks. Meh, I'm leaving." So he went back to playing stalk-the-Kaiba, leaving Pegasus the shrubber with his hideout.

A little down the road, an interesting scene was taking place, making people stop and stare in wonder before shaking their heads in wonder and walk off, perhaps a trifle faster than when they first came upon said scene.

"What's going on?" Kaiba asked as he too came upon the scene.

Ryou sighed. "Yami and Bakura got into a dust-cloud fight. What do you think is happening?" he asked sarcastically.

"Well..." the CEO began.

"Quiet," Ryou commanded.

Kaiba's eyes went wide at the normally friendly teen's outburst. "O-Ok."

Jonouchi gave a low whistle of admiration. "Wow, you may be the first person ever to tell Kaiba to shut up, have him listen, and not get killed in the process."

"Well, yeah," Ryou said. "I guess it comes from hanging around Bakura so much."

Jonouchi blinked. "Right. So, who started this little dust-ball of fury?"

"Bakura," Yugi said at once.

"Yami," Ryou said at the same time as his shorter fellow hikari.

Yugi spun to face Ryou. "What? Yami didn't start this!"

"Well it sure as hell wasn't Bakura," Ryou snapped back.

"Yes, it was."

"No, it wasn't."

"Yes, it was."

"My yami didn't start this!" Ryou snarled.

"Well neither did mine!"

They both paused to glare at eachother.

"Now tell your yami to stop acting childish and surrender," Yugi said calmly, "before he hurts himself."

Growling, Ryou snarled, "My yami kicks ass! He won't lose! Unlike your starfish-headed, overly dramatic, old moldly Pharaoh!"

"ARGH!" Yugi lunged at Ryou, taking the frail-looking teen to the ground.

Wincing, Ryou pushed himself up. "Why you little...!" He jumped onto Yugi and began beating the starfish-headed hikari senseless. "I keel you!" he shouted between punched, and indeed, it seemed he would.

Jonouchi and Kaiba stared wide-eyed in wonder as the two friends "keeled" each other. Even Bakura and Yami paused their fight long enough for the dust to settle as they similarly gaped in wonder as their normally peaceful hikaris beat each other.

END

DELETED SCENES: (I wasn't going to put this in. But I am. Just because Shadow Over Egypt specifically mentioned this. Deal. :-P)

"WHEEEEE!!!!!" Pegasus shouted as he rammed his wheely chair hard into Shadi's.

"Hey, that's not fair!" the Egyptian shouted back. "You could at least warn me before you do that!"

"Nope!" Pegasus shouted for a second time as he once again rammed his Egyptian ally, knocking Shadi to the ground.

Shadi looked up, an angry glint in his odd blue eyes. "Now you die!" He hollered, tackling Pegasus and taking the billionaire to the ground. "I shall defeat you, using the power of the Force!"

"Lemme go!" Pegasus whined as the chair went flying out from under him. The chair continued its flight across the room long after Pegasus had vacated it, deciding it wanted to cause some trouble. It saw the computer desk.

I've always hated you! it screamed as it smashed into the side of the wooden structure, sending everything on it – including the computer that contained the majority of Kaiba Corp's files – to the floor.

Crash! went the computer, joining it's second cousin, Bakura's PS2, in computer heaven.

The two tussling on the floor looked up.

"You are soooo gonna be in trouble when Kaiba-boy gets back," Pegasus said in a sing-song voice.

Frowning, Shadi wondered what had possessed him when he decided he was going to help Pegasus. Then he shrugged and punched Pegasus in the eye. His good eye. Ha.

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Meanwhile...Malik is sitting somewhere witha vaery bad case of indigestion...

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Hey, I have a new fanfic. It's called HOLY RA! Sounds interesting, doesn't it? You want to read it now, don't you? Don't you? Don't you?! Eh hem. Yes, this is me shamelessly advertising for my new story. Take a look and drop a review. What have you got to lose?

"Only their sanity..." Marik mutters under his breath.

Shut up, Marik! He's just jealous because he's not the main character.

"Oh, but I'll find a way to get in there!" he says maniacally. "You just wait and see! YOU'LL ALL SEE!"

Umm...It takes place in ancient Egypt. Good luck getting there.

Marik grins. "Ha. No problem. Just wait..."

Riiiiiiiiight...Well, thanks for reading! Leave a review and take a cookie! (Offers cookies) Y'all come back now, y'hear?