Disclaimer: Well guys, I'm back. I appreciate the reviews. You guys really make me feel like the story is good. I know not many of you did write reviews. I mean I've got one review for every 100 hits or something like that, but I'm grateful none the less. Glad to see the story is still being enjoyed. Once again, these characters do not belong to me, nor does the world they live in. And I apologize in advance for the cliff. I'll try to update every other day if I can make it. Now I shall shut up and let you enjoy chapter six

"Harry. Harry. HARRY!" Harry had been asleep but gradually his mind came back to him. He looked up, blinking to clear his vision. He reached to the table and put on his glasses. And he looked up right into the eyes of-

"You're going to be late. Come on."

"Wait, how are you able to be in the boys dormitory?"

"Head Girl's privilege. Now get up. Oh." Lily turned a very bright shade of red. "I didn't know you weren't dressed. I'm sorry Harry."

"Well Lily, whenever you want to look away so I can get dressed..."

"OH." Lily turned, if possible, an even darker shade of red. Harry turned bright red as well. His mother was checking him out! Once he was dressed he called out to her.

"You can turn around now. Shall I escort thee to breakfast milady?" Harry mentally kicked himself. This is NOT how to get someone to stop liking you. Lily sounded like she was almost squealing with delight. She grabbed his arm and dragged him down the staircase. She froze however, when she saw that the common room was not empty. She was looking into the eyes of none other than the infamous-

"JAMES POTTER! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! I'VE HAD TO DO ALL THE HEAD DUTIES BY MYSELF!" Lily snapped at James and the question that had been on James's mind was quickly forced out of it. Sirius came to his rescue however.

"Hey Lils? Why were you in our dorm with Harry?" Sirius's own rescue, however, was not going to come as quickly. Lily turned her rage and embarrassment on him.

"SIRIUS GET OUT OF THE WAY NOW BEFORE I HEX YOU!"

"I thought I'm the one that's supposed to hex random people…" James muttered.

Lily stormed out and to James shock her hand was holding Harry's. Harry had no idea she was, as he had been scared by Lily's outburst. He had to get his mother to stop liking him. There were two ways. Two ways that he figured could turn her off. Ignore her and be very affectionate to Ginny, or tell her he was her son. He still wanted to talk to her and get to know her, so he opted for the truth. So how was he supposed to do that?

"Lily?"

"Yes lo- err Harry?" Lily was now the one who was mentally kicking herself. She almost called him love. How embarrassing. But she did really like him a lot. Even if it was only-

"Can we talk?" Talk! Does he like me too? Oh what should I do? Lily thought.

"Of course." Harry steered her to the Room of Requirement, pacing back and forth three times "Wow! How'd you do that?" and leading her into the now visible room.

"Lily, I have something I need to tell you." This is it, they both thought.

"There's something I need to tell you too Harry." Lily leaned in close, as if to whisper into his ear. The sudden movement distracted Harry, and before he could say anything, her lips were on his. After getting over the shock and then realizing he was about to snog (A/N I love that word ) his own mother, Lily stopped, savoring the kiss.

"Was that what you wanted to tell me?" Her voice was so sweet, as was her ki- no Harry. Don't think that!

"Actually Lily. Well, you see." Harry ruffled up the back of his hair, so reminiscent of his father, and continued. "I'm your son." It was hardly above a whisper, but anyone could have heard it. It seemed to echo throughout the whole bloody room, Harry thought.

"R-really Harry, if m-my kiss wa-was th-th-that bad. You could have-" But after that she broke down into tears. She rested her head on his shoulder and his shirt began getting wet. She thought he was trying to break up with her! Wait. They weren't going out. Ugh. Why is time traveling so messed up? And why does his Mom have to be in love with him?

"Mom, I'm serious."

"I thought you were Harry?" Harry had to stop himself from snorting.

"No not Sirius, serious. I, that is to say, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, and me, well, we're from the future." So how will she take this?

"That's real rich Harry. You expect me to just believe that?" Ah. Denial. It figures.

"Look at my eyes Lily. My eyes, they're your eyes." They stared at each other, and in that instant, Lily knew it was the truth. But the only thought in her head: Why her?

"Bu-but, you look like Potter!"

"Yeah…James is my dad."

"WHAT! I marry JAMES BLOODY POTTER! AND I HAVE SE-" Harry covered her mouth. (A/N Thanks for saving the rating there, Harry boy.)

"It's very disturbing to me as well. Seeing as how you're my parents."

"How- no why- when? I JUST KISSED MY SON! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?"

Talk about hotheaded redheads Harry thought.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY HARRY POTTER?" Harry gulped. He didn't know he said it out loud. This could get very bad, very quickly. He had to head her off, like he did to Gin.

"Well mum, I'll just be going now." Harry didn't know his mother could be so angry. But then again, he would be angry too if he found out he had been in love with and had just kissed his child. He shuddered at the thought. At least now, she wouldn't be in love with him. Harry heard his mother taking deep breaths and calming back down again. Then she burst into tears.

"Right when I think I find someone who is perfect for me, he turns out to be my son."

"I'm sorry Mum. Really."

"Well Harry, I do love you. Just in a different way now I guess. Motherly love. So that girl Ginny? How is she? Does she treat you right? I'll kill her if she doesn't. And do you have many friends? How is it? Does your father do anything to you in the future? I'll kill him too if he messes with my son. I always wanted a son named Harry. Are you an only child? You should be. I would only have wanted one. What do you want to be when you grow up?" Harry was confused. Women, he mused. Harry would never understand. (A/N I know exactly how that feeling is. It really is hard to understand you lot. No offense. For those of you still willing to read the story…) At least his mom was still talking to him. He figured he ought to answer some of the questions. The easy ones at least.

"Ginny's great mom. She's a lot like you actually. And I have a few friends. And yes I'm an only child. I have no idea what I want to do. An auror, maybe. I have something already going on though that I have to deal with first. But let's go get some breakfast? And by the way. Don't tell anyone about us being from the future and all ok?"

"Of course Harry dear. And no wonder I felt I had a connection with you…I did." Mother and son walked to breakfast, enjoying each other's company. One thing Lily could not understand besides her marrying that arrogant big-headed jerk, was that every time Harry looked at her or James, or even Sirius and Dumbledore, he had strange emotions in his eyes. There was love; she could see that plainly. And…regret? The other emotions, she could not figure out. It was strange. They ate and went to Herbology. Lily began to try and be nice to James, see if there was any way in hell that there was something inside him she could possibly like, and found something hidden beneath it all.

Harry was watching his mom and dad with interest during the lesson. Lily had actually flirted a bit and James was almost in shock. Especially after she had just yelled at him. Harry had been cornered later and confronted about why Lily was in his dorm. He couldn't come up with a good answer. James did tell him something that had Harry sweating though. "If you are with her alone again, trust me Granger, I'll know."

That's when Harry remembered the Marauder's Map. He had cursed pretty badly, using some words even Ron hadn't heard of. He had frightened some first years, thinking they had encountered a scary, pissed off, ghost. He talked to Ron and Hermione and they had made a plan. As they were walking to Defense Against the Dark Arts, they decided what to do. They couldn't let Peter know, so they had to just take it.

Their thoughts went to themselves and the sat down, waiting to meet the Defense teacher. Ginny sat next to Harry, Ron with Hermione, to everyone's surprise, Lily with James, and Remus was forced to entertain Sirius. Peter had another class. He wasn't as smart as the rest and had opted for different classes. Harry was grateful for this. The less he had to put up with that filthy rat, the better. And that went for Snape too. Where was he anyway? Wasn't he the Dark Arts expert? Well good riddance. Then he heard his dad trying to ask out his mom.

"So Evans? You want to go out with me? I promise I'll be a good boy." Lily snorted.

"Hah. I dunno Potter. Think you can compete with Harry over there?" Harry froze.

"Lils, he has his own girlfriend." Phew. Nice one Prongs. Good cover. Ginny beamed.

"That doesn't mean I can't get him. As it seems right now, you want me. And I'm sure some other guys would too. Besides, Harry is a whole lot nicer than you are. You are just an-" But what James was, no one found out, because the two had started kissing. The whole class, who had quieted to hear their argument, wondering if now they would finally get together, stared in shock, and quickly turned around. Sirius however, sniggered very loudly. He and Remus had shoved James into Lily, forcing them to kiss, and Sirius had casted a sticking charm. The result was what everyone was looking at.

After a few minutes, when they realized the two of them would need to breath, they released the charm. James and Lily looked at each other. James was embarrassed and went to move away but Lily grabbed him and they kissed again. Harry, turning green, looked away from his parents and started wondering why the room was suddenly so hot. At that point, their teacher chose that moment to introduce himself.

"Hem-hem." That sounded a whole lot like Umbridge. Scary really, thought Harry.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, James, and Lily all jumped at the noise. James and Lily quickly broke apart, while the time-travelers searched for Umbridge. Harry saw the teacher as well and froze. Hermione, Ginny, and Ron all stared at Harry. Remus and Sirius muttered, "Man does he look like our Prongs. Except those eyes."

"Good afternoon class. I will be your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher this year. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Professor Potter."