Authors note: I've, um… never actually written one of these before, so please, if it's horrible, don't be too cruel with the reviews.

Summery: Artemis Fowl the Second, begins an on line chess game and is shocked to find he loses! Dun dun dunnnnnn! He and Butler track the culprit down to a rich, immortal, sarcastic, and evil goth girl, at the Gothic academy more or less miles under New York. The infamous Raven Black! When Raven offers to let him stay there, he has no idea what exactly he's getting in to.

The Cronicles of Ravy'n' Arty:

Artemis Fowl 11, every ones personal favorite criminal mastermind, was sitting in his room, on his laptop, was about to play a sure thing victory game of chess against some teenage girl apparently named Raven. While at the same time IMing her.

(you should be able to figure out who's IM name is who's)

GOLD BOY656: Are you ready to play?

Back at Gothic academy, Raven leans back in her chair and laughs.

Dark Angel 666: Sure this will be too easy.

GOLD BOY656: this will be Quick.

And it was.

10 minutes later:

'I LOST?' cried an enraged Arty.

Artemis figured he should ask in a nice and polite way how she beat him.

GOLD BOY656: HOW THE F!$&$# H#$# DID YOU BEAT ME?

He's trying!

Raven smirked as he answered, It had been simple to beat him, she had heer queen in one corner,and his kingt was in the exact opposite corner with nothng in the middle of them, she smirked again and typed her response.

Dark Angel 666: I'm smarter.

Gold boy656: you B$&

Dark Angel 666: I'm not here right now, I'm either riding shadow, my horse, or torturing celebrities down in the dungeons, if you're GOLD BOY656, if you want to contact me come to gothic academy, in underground new york, figure out the rest yourself.

Well, as you can expect, Artemis and Butler trace the e-mail to an old building out side New York City.

The building was huge. It had to be 10 stories high, and had a tower at the top. There was a gate with which Butler and Artemis were standing in front of, and the walls surrounding it were covered in graffity. A lot of it saying RED SOX SUCK!

Artemis looked and saw an intercom in the wall on the right side of the gate.

He rang it.

INSIDE GOTHIC ACADEMY

Raven and her 72million old friend, Bob Chickenfeather were sitting, waiting for Artemis to arrive.

"Are you sure he's coming?" asked Bob.

"Yes, Bob, he's coming, for the 86th time in the last 2 and a half minutes we've been waiting for him to ring the intercom."

Raven looked at the video camera to outside and saw on the screen a black limo pull up to the gate.

"Yep. He's here. And surprise, surprise, he brought Butler." Raven hadn't been in what you would call a happy smiley mood. Bob hadn't shut up about his stupid chickens.

"Good. Can I leave? My chickens need me! What if one of them has gotten into a fight and is bleeding uncontrollably, and then get's struck by lightning?" Raven rolled her eyes.

Finally, she said: "Bob, I can guarantee your injured chicken won't be struck by lightning. OK?"

Mind you, Bobs not one of the cough, cough, brightest people in the world. Immortality can't change your IQ.

"Oh, yeah? How do you know?" asked Bob. Go figure.

"Because we're inside."

Just then the inter com came on. Raven, desperate to get out of this conversation, lunged for the speaker.

"Hello? Is a Raven Black there?" asked Artemis.

"Yescomeoninwe'vebeenwaitingjustputmeoutofmymisery!" said Raven as quickly as she could.

Artemis turned to Butler. "I…. guess that more or less means, come on in."

And they walked inside….

Authors Note: It's just the beginning! It gets better I swear! Plz Review. Or, my IM name is Waffels17. Don't ask.