RAVY AND ARTY
Disclaimer: I do not own Artemis Fowl, or the Surely comment, I got that from the movie AIRPLANE!
To, Friendofcrown: Sorry about the review thing. I didn't know, and I'll try to fix that. And your words realy mean a lot to me. Yes, Bobs going to be here pretty often. THANK YOU!
Authors Note: Still nothing.
Chapter 2: Battles and Confusion
Artemis entered the academy along side Butler. They were in a big room with photographs and paintings from the medieval times to the present. And were there weren't pictures, there were doors. Trapdoors, double doors, you get the jest. In the middle of the room was a 6.5 foot 19 year old girl.
Raven Black.
But also there was a gothic boy, black hair, pale, and a black shirt with a picture of a chicken on it, also standing next to particularly stupid chicken.
Also a kid about 2 and a half feet tall, leaning on a small sithfe. A boy that looked Korean, another boy, same age, but was from Vietnam (I don't know how to spell, but wasn't there a war or something there?) and another girl about 14 wearing a blue out fit with green hemming, complete with a blue cloak.
"About time!" shouted Raven. She looked aggravated and Artemis could clearly tell she was gripping the helm of a long sword.
Lucky for Artemis, she was in a great mood.
"this," she pointed at the one chicken boy. "is Bob Chickenfeather."
But Bob was no longer listening. The chicken ran into the wall.
The chicken bounced off the wall and kept running.
And wouldn't you know it? So did Bob.
Artemis and Butler were watching Bob and the chicken run through doors and coming out trap doors, wearing looks a pawn their faces that would clearly say to every one in the academy that they were defiantly not local.
Raven groaned. Although this was pretty normal for them, this wasn't her idea of a first impression.
For those of you who have seen the movie A Series of Unfortunate Events, you may remember Lemony Snicket saying first impressions were usually entirely wrong, but the orphans were right about what their first thought of Count Olaf was.
Same scenario.
Raven looked at the 2 other boys about her age.
"This," she pointed at the Vietnam boy. " Is Neko." She turned to the Korean boy, who was currently loading a Magnum. " This, is Nekoli."
Nekoli looked up for a second, then went back to his Magnum which he was now cleaning. Raven just sighed and motioned her hand to were the short kid stood a second ago.
"The midget here is- Hey! Where's Bean?" Raven and every one, including Artemis and Butler, looked around.
Eventually Raven just shrugged and said, "anyway, you saw him. He's the shortest person here, and he's around 20. Technically."
She looked at the girl in blue and green with hair that spiked slightly in the back.
"This is Fell Dragon-"
"-Call me Fell."
"-You get the picture. She owns all the Fell beasts. Well, she doesn't realy care a bout the trolls, but every thing else-"
Just then, a girl with brown hair slightly tanned wit a shirt that on the back said EVIL 1, came running in, soon followed by another girl that was even more tan, that had a shirt that said: People say I have ADD, they just don't understand. Hey, look! A chicken!
Raven slowly turned around with a glare that said if looks could kill, you'd be writing your will.
"WHAT IS IT?" Raven really wanted to make it so that Artemis would want to stay there.
Oh well.
"Well, uh, Bean some how managed to get himself locked in the chicken coop. And he's scarred of chickens. And we can't get him out. And he's got a gun."
"Surely, you can't be serious?"
"She is" said the second girl.
"And Raven, please don't call me surely."
Bob who had just caught the stupid chicken suddenly dropped it and ran out of the room screaming, "MY CHICKENS!"
Raven rolled her eyes (again) and looked at her guests.
"I know this may seem slightly random, but I've been teaching here for 72million years now. I read all about you. Literally. I was hoping you would like to attend my school. If," she looked at Butler. "It's okay with Butler over there."
Butler thought for a moment looked at Artemis and could completely tell what he was thinking. He turned to Raven an asked,
"Well…what do you teach?"
"Everything. History, you can go back in time, math, sorcery, not an easy subject and you don't have to take it. Physical-"
Artemis stopped her right there. "Alright, I believe you for the most part, and this does seem like an okay place to be, "(he was still sore about the chess thing) " but, I will defiantly attend if you can beat Butler, in a fist fight.
Raven raised an eyebrow.
Then she agreed.
Butler versus a 19 year old girl who ran an academy. No contest.
Butler brought Artemis's stuff over to the academy a day later still holding an ice pack to his head.
"Sir, are you sure about this?" he asked. He was taking the stuff out of the car with the to brown haired tan girls (Evil Eva which was one girls nickname, who got ticked off when ever some one called her Surely, and Rose White.) They both clearly had short attention spans. He couldn't believe he lost.
Artemis scoffed. "No. But then again she is apparently some what intelligent."
Rose looked at him and said: "You're just being a sore loser. Everyone say's you're a bad sport."
"Say's who?"
"The people you have chess tournaments with."
"What? Those Losers?"
Authors Note: So, what do you think? Sorry, but I'm going on vacation so I cant update until I get back. It'll be about 2 weeks. But I'll update as soon as I can!