THE CRONICLES OF RAVY AND ARTY
Disclaimer: Bob Chickenfeather: I'm Bob, I love chickens, and Rose owns nothing.
CHICKENS ROCK!
I'm Rose, and I approve this message.
Authors Note to ALL READERS: I would like to thank the people who bothered to review. As for everyone else, I am begging you guys to review, I will respond, I will e-mail you, what ever it takes to get you guys to review! Just please! My IM name is waffels17.
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John F. Kennedy Airport
New York
June 4th
10:23 am
Artemis Fowl couldn't have been more surprised when the lady there actually let them on the plane. With all the weapons they had, they should be in prison right now.
But Raven sure had her connections. She had called up a nine year old named Seffire to make their stuff look like video games and other junk.
Artemis was over all impressed. A nine-year-old. Who Knew?
Rain and Hannah decided to by tickets as well. Daisy stayed behind.
"Sorry Guys. But I'm going to fly my plane around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around-"
"It's alright Daisy," said Artemis putting his hands up as a signal for her to stop.
"Twelve."
"Huh?" asked Artemis.
"Twelve. You asked how old I am. Twelve."
Artemis scratched his head. "No I didn't."
"Didn't what?"
"I didn't ask how old you were."
"I was once 8, but now I'm twelve."
"No, I didn't say anything."
"Who are you?"
"Never mind."
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On the plane to Nanjing China
Artemis was staring out of the window of the plane, watching the rolling waves of the Indian Ocean hundreds of feet below him. Sitting next to him was Fell, and next to her was Rain. Sitting directly behind him was Rose, who was sitting next to Evil who was sitting next to Neko.
Everyone else was in front of him.
Suddenly 3 people came in to the 1st class area (where else would they be?).
They were all about 3 feet in height. One had a mustache, was wearing a hat that covered most his head, and was slightly over weight, and was arguing with the other person standing next to him who was currently chewing a carrot. He also was wearing a hat that covered his ears.
The last person was of course also wearing a hat, but was female, and had auburn hair that was cropped.
She just rolled her eyes at them.
Artemis starred at them, and then he said, "Holly? Commander Root?"
Rose looked over. "Person we don't know?"
The fairies looked at them.
"Hi Artemis," said Holly. "We came to watch."
"Oh. Thank you. But, um… who's that?" he asked pointing at the one chewing the carrot.
"Oh, him? Well he's our dear technician Foalonious."
Foaly looked at them, very ticked off.
"Will. You. Shut. UP!"
Julius looked quite content.
"Well, there was a little lab accident. Foaly was doing some thing apparently 'Top Secret,' and got himself turned into an elf."
Then Holly spoke.
"And since he spends so much time in Operations Booth, we thought it might be good for him to get some fresh air."
Foaly mumbled something about 'Lousy barbaric airplane.'
When they landed they got off the plane and set their watches back 12 hours.
When you figure out what was wrong with that, it won't matter any more.
Artemis showed them the other piece of paper that was in the envelope.
Raven read it aloud.
"Congratulations on making it to Nanjing China. Your next task is to-
"Does it involve a chicken?"
"NO!"
Raven looked up sympathetically at her students. Not a common thing for Raven Black.
"Actually…."
Everyone (except Bob) dropped there heads and groaned.
"Raven, you can not be serious," said Neko not even bothering to hide his annoyance.
"Hey!" said Raven now getting defensive. "I did not make up this tournament, because if I did, it would involve more guns, swords, and other lethal weapons."
Artemis who had suddenly realized he had been writing S.O.S in the dirt with the heels of his once well polished black custom made loafers, asked, "So what is it?"
Fell starred at him.
"You didn't bother to read it when you got it?"
"No, I was looking through it to find our next destination, and the found the tickets to China and the gift cards to the candy shop-"
"Bar," corrected Hannah.
"-Bar, and I kept the envelope in my pocket for safe keeping, and I didn't give the envelope a second thought until we got here."
Oh, great more dramatic pauses. I really have got to start looking up more ways to entertain my reviewers who don't always bother to review. Cough. Cough.
"Okay… so what do you have to do that involves chickens?" asked Holly.
"Play capture the chicken against the other school" Raven starred at the paper. "Oh. My. God."
Just so you know I'm changing the rating to pg13. Some one said Artemis swore, though I don't know where.
Suddenly a Chinese man walked up to them. He gave them a traditional Chinese bow and said, "It is an honor to meet the gothic academy students."
"It's University, University," muttered Raven darkly.
"…I have been awaiting your arrival. The other students should be here in 5 and half hours. Shall I tell you the rules of the game?"
Everyone shrugged. They listened to the rules.
It wasn't that bad. Considering they would have to chase a live chicken around a big area divided into 2 sides without getting tagged by one of the opposite players or have them getting there chicken. The Chinese dude said it was an ancient Chinese game.
(I'm making this up as I go along you know that, right?)
So it was Capture the Flag. Sort of.
They waited 5 hours for the Hogwarts students (and Remus) to get there.
And by the looks of it, they were ticked.
Draco Malfoy stalked up toward Fell, thinking she was Raven. Dead mans mistake.
"I don't know what school you're running, but if you beat me, my father-"
Suddenly Fell grabbed Malfoys hand, slowly twisting it, while her left hand grabbed him by his sleek blond hair and hoisted him up against the wall.
Fell didn't like being mistaken for Raven. Raven would have done the same thing.
"Listen you little slick haired weasel, I am not Raven, I'm her sister, Fell, and if I were to beat you, your father will find you in the hospital so bloody and mangled, he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between your intestines and your IV."
And with that, she dropped him to the ground and walked over to her 2 sisters and her friends.
"Well I think you couldn't have handled that situation better," implied Raven.
Evil and Rose all of a sudden shouted at once "LET'S PLAY CAPTURE THE CHICKEN!"
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It was all set. Both teams were at their sides. They all waited for the Chinese dude to hit the gong. There was ice cold tension between them. Artemis was beginning to sweat. If he lost…
The gong rung.
Time to play.
It happened all to fast for Artemis. Raven before the game told him to stay on this side, to watch the chicken, and tag (or in her words, incapacitate) anyone who went over to their side. Along with him was Rose and Evil.
The 3 kids stood in front of the red line that separated the sides.
Less than a foot in front of them, stood Blaise, Harry, and Hermionie.
Every time one stepped over the line, Artemis, Evil, and Rose would jump towards them and they would go behind the line once again.
All of a sudden, Rachael and Chelsea (how they got onto the Hogwarts team, Artemis had no idea) ran over the pretty red line after the GU's chicken.
Artemis gestured for Rose and Evil to stay where they were, and he ran after the 2.
Artemis chased them around in circles; they were running around in circles because the chicken was running around in circles.
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Holly, Root, and Foaly had been watching from the sidelines, as Artemis chased Rachael and Chelsea who were chasing the chicken around in circles.
Holly looked at Root and Foaly.
"Oh, and we thought goblins were stupid."
Foaly starred at her. "Are you talking about the humans or the chicken?"
Holly was about to reply when she glanced at the 3 humans going around in circles.
"You know, I am not entirely sure."
Root lit another cigar. Although he wasn't about to admit it, he liked having Foaly and Holly around.
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Back to Artemis.
Artemis had spent 5 minutes running after the girls. What was harder to catch? Two tired girls or a chicken?
Artemis looked to see how Raven was doing. She almost had the chicken. Unable to take it, Artemis leaped at the girl in front of him (Rachael Dugan) and tackled her to the ground, and as a perfect chain reaction, Chelsea fell over too…
…and the chicken got away just as Raven jumped over the red line with the Hogwarts chicken.
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Identitycrisis: You liked it? I am so glad to here that. I don't think this chapter was to good though. So seriously, Red Sox or Yankees? Or something else? I won't get mad.
Fell Dragon: BAR!
El loco uno: Yes, it is good for a first fic. But as for the grammar and spelling, I suggest you re-read your review. I'll fix how I spell summary. If I can figure out how. Artemis is out of character purposely. I like friendly neighborhood psychos, and criticism and flames are welcome as well.
Ph33r the island ona: I don't mean to be rude, but get a name someone can remember.
#1. I do use spell check. My computer just sucks.
#2. I do use grammar check. My computer just sucks.
#3. When did Artemis swear? It's an out of character thing. But now I have to change the rating!
#4. Artemis is out, of character. Do I have to tell everyone that? This is in the humor section.
#5. I'm trying here!
#6. She's immortal. Say it with me, immortal. She's been 19 for 75 million years!
#7. Well, the school can teach the dark arts, but it's not a requirement.
#8. Dark I was supposed to edit out from my first draft of the riddle, I just forgot about that. It's just bits and pieces of the fic. Did you read the fic?
#9. READ THE D'ARVITING FIC! (And what does OOC stand for? It's my first fic.)