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HOW HIGH
The titans were hanging out in the tower when suddenly Beast boy rushed into the hall.
"Hey,you guys seen a brown box with a label that said 'BB's pleasure stash' ?",he asked.The changeling had a worried expression.
"What's up BB?",asked Cyborg.He knew that when BB was worried something bad had happened.
"My...umm...box of...CDs.It's missing and I REALLY need it.".BB looked desperate.
"You're lieing, green dude.",said Robin."I know you and I know when you're not telling the truth."
BB looked shocked."Robin!I'm surprised!You're my best friend and I wouldn't even CONSIDER such a despicable act..."
"You have astashof pot!".The changeling was interrupted by Raven.
"But how..."
"I can read your mind,dumbass.",said the dark girl.
"DAMN!",the green teen muttered.
"Wait,wait,wait!You have marihuana?",asked Cy.
"Umm...yep",said BB quietly.
"And you were planning on smoking it all yourself!"
"Of course,man.Do you know how hard it is to find pot in Jump city?",said BB.When he saw the angry 'What the fuck!' looks on his teammates' faces he quickly added:"Now that I think about it,there's nothing better than sharing drugs with your friends."
"You call marihuana a drug?",said Robin with sarcasm."Man,I can smoke a pound of it and still think straight."
"Yeah right!Birdy boy,whenYOUsmoke two cigatettes you won't even be able to tell me Star's breast size!",said Cy.
"Tin man,believe me,there are some things you never forget...",answered Robin and looked dreamily at the tamaranian,who smiled nerviously.
"OK then!I challenge you to a POT CONTEST!",said the half-robot,poking the Boy Wonder on the chest.
"You're on,tin man!"
Beast boy quickly whispered in his ear: "Robin,I hope you reconsider about this.Cy challenged me once.I ended up running naked in the street."
But the team leader had already made up his mind: "Just say when and where!"
"How's about here and now?",said Cyborg.
"Starfire,bring some paper!",ordered Robin.
"As you say,Robin.Although I still don't understand this 'smoking'.",she said leaving the kitchen.
"Guys,we need to find the pot first!",said BB.
"Titans!Spread out and find that marihuana!",instructed the team leader.
After about half an hour they found it under the changeling's bed.It turned out he got so stoned the last time that he forgot where he had put it.
Five minutes afterwards,Cyborg and Robin were sitting on the sofa,sucking fiercly on the cigarettes.
"One!",shouted Cy and reached for the hay stash,helping himself to another cigarette.
"One...",coughed the Boy Wonder.
"Pussy!Can't take it,can ya?",mocked the half-robot.
"Just watch me,tin man!"
It was clear that Cy had an enormous advantage over the team leader.In a final act of desperation,Robin asked BB to give him a hand (and a fresh pair of lungs).After smoking all of the weed,the final score was: Cyborg-12,RobinBB-7.The three stoned teens were now sitting in the sofa,laughing fiercly.
"So,what's-your-name.Do you remember what's-her-name's breast size?",asked the half-robot.
"What the fuck are ya talkin' 'bout?Hey,have ya noticed that your own fart smells kinda good...",stated the Boy Wonder.
"I'll smoke to that!",said BB.Then the changeling saw a pigeon,flying near the tower.He started giggling.His two high teammates,not knowing what their friend was laughing about,did the same.After about ten minutes,Cyborg was enlightenedbya brilliant idea: "Hey,let's go buy VagiClean!"
"What's that,Cy?"
"Well,it's what chicks use to clean their vags."
Again,the three started laughing like crazy.
"And where are we gonna find money?",asked Robin.
"What about the tower?Man,it's gotta cost SOMETHING.",suggested BB.
"Yeah,man!Let's sell this freakin' fox hole and buy VagiClean.
"Hey,where are we gonna live?" ,asked BB.
"At the tower,dumbass!"
"Oh,right.Sorry..."
"Let's go,Brad and Jacob!",said Cy.
"That's Marilyn and Jacob.",the changeling corrected him.
"There's a difference?"
Raven and Starfire watched as the three assholes decided to sell their home.
"You can't sell the tower!I like it here!",cried Star.
Robin stood up,slowly approached the tamaranian and started sniffing her.Starfire didn't know what to do.After a few seconds Robin smiled: "You know what,Cometflame?You kinda smell like my fart!".
And with that he collapsed on the floor,laughing his balls out.BB and Cy also started giggling like crazy.Starfire looked really upset and,without a word,flew up to her room.Raven,although,was standing there,too shocked to say anything.She waited patiently for the stoned boys to stop laughing.
"Umm...I know I might regret this,but why do you need VagiClean?",she asked.
"What are you,retarded?",yelled Robin."Can't you see we're thirsty,man?And you know what,cape boy?You're UGLY!Let's go greeny and robodude!"
"I WON'T LET YOU SELL OUR HOME TO BUY SOMETHING YOU DON'T EVEN NEED!",shouted Raven."ITWOULD BE LIKE ME BUYING A DICK ENLARGEMENT PUMP!"
After looking closely at her lower area,BB exclaimed: "And judging by the size of it,I'd say you really need one,cape boy."
And with that,the boys left the tower,leaving a stunned Raven.
When the marihuana had lost it's effect,the three boys found themselves dragging bags full of what looked like VagiClean.Since they had no idea what they had done,they decided to go ask the girls back at the tower.But as they approached,they saw a sobbing Starfire and a furious Raven,sitting on the rocks beside the sea.
"Hey Raven!",shouted Cy from a distance."Why aren't you inside and why is Star crying?"
"YOU MINDLESS COCKSUCKING IDIOTS!",yelled Raven."AFTER YOUR LITTLE 'POT COMPETITION' YOU ASSHOLES DECIDED TO SELL OUR FREAKIN' HOME TO BUY A LIFE-TIME SUPPLY OF CUNT-CLEANING EQUIPMENT!".She looked absolutely enraged.
Starfire approached Robin andafter asking her why she was crying she slapped him in the face and yelled: "YOU SAID I SMELL LIKE YOUR FART!YOU ARE A SHITY'HED COCK'LORFT'SUCKER!"
Robin was speechless.He felt rage rising inside him,burning him.
"I say we go speak with the guy we sold the tower to.If he doesn't give it back to us,we kick his ass!",he said.
They went to the entrance and rang the doorbell.The door opened only to reveal...
"Hello,Titans.I've been expecting you..."
TBC
OOOOHHH!I get goosebumps! RR and as soon as I get at least 3 positive reviews (That's to know if you guys liked it and whether it's worth it) I will update.