A/N : Sorry I'm updating,but the story just got good ;).Let's see what happened...Our boys got stoned and sold the tower to someone...the question is WHO?
Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans or anything related to theteen Titans!
A deal's a deal (PART 1)
Robin's blood froze.On the door was none other than...
"What...how...",the team leader gasped.
"Oh,now,Robin,don't get uset.After all YOU sold the island to be.600 dollars,best deal in my life.",laughed the masked man.
Had Slade finally won?Now that he owned their home,he had taken their soul : Robin's gym equipment,Cyborg's gadgets,Raven's...tea,Starfire's...mustard and BB's...
"Dude!My porn video collection!We need to get the tower back!",shouted a certain green teen.
"Titans,GO!"
The teens rushed to battle with the villain.
"I wouldn't do that",said Slade."You see,children,you're on private property.I can have you arrested."
As he said that,the 'children' froze still.
"What do you want,Slade?",asked Robin suspiciously.He knew the villain didn't need the island so there had to be a catch.
"Good question,former apprentice.Let's see...Oh,yea!I want Starfire and Raven to...nah.Robin and Raven...nope.I got it!You all shall be my servants for say...3 days."
'Not TOO hard',thought the Boy Wonder."Titans?"
They all agreed.After all,none of them wanted to go to jail.'Besides,I like my ass.',thought BB
Later,the titans and Slade were in the main hall.
"Slade?Do you not wish for us to take over the world or rob a bank?",asked Starfire a little frightened.The villain turned to her.
"Maybe later.Now...",he got his feet up on the table."Now you can rub my ankles,dear."
Raven was tired.It had been a long night.Tommorow was going to be the first of three days under Slade's service.She needed to clear her mind.Meditate.Prepare for the horrible,perverted tasks that lay ahead.As she entered her room,she noticed there was someone in her bed.She heard moaning coming from under the blankets.She carefully approached the bed and swiftly removed the blanket.What she saw made her sick.Slade was having sex with...AQUALAD!
"Wha...who...WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SCREWING AQUALAD!",gasped the violet haired girl.
"Raven,I did not force him.He's my lover.",smirked slade under his mask.Aqualad had been watching sheepishly until now.
"Err...you can join in if you want,Raven...",he suggested.Raven gave him a poisonous look.
"EEEEEWWWW!NO!Do I look like I want to join in a sick villain-gay-demon threeway?YUCK!".The girl was disgusted.On HER OWN BED!"Slade,you might own the tower,but you don't own my things.GET OUT OF MY FREAKIN' BED YOU SICKO!"
"But Raven,we werejust starting to have fun!".Slade got his right hand out of the blankets.He was holding the dark girl's mirror,she noticed there was a condom sliped on the handle."Besides,I own your things.I payed the boys an extra 14 bucksforthem.Get out of my room!".He covered Aqualad and himself with the blanket.No matter how enraged she was,Raven was powerless to do anthing.She calmed herself with the thought that her evil side would be shoved up Aqualad's ass.
Defeated,the dark girl exited the room,wondering where she was going to spend the night.Starfire?If she went to Starfire she wouldn't be able to get any sleep because of the alien's annoying habit of asking too many questions.Cyborg didn't have a bed...Robin?It would be weird to go to her leader.Not wrong.Just weird.She hardly knew the guy!That just left...
"Beastboy...",she said to herself.
She opened BB's door and instantaniously felt the smell of marihuana.There was noonne there!She looked around.Nothing unusual...just normal BB stuff.Raven froze.She heard hoarse singing from outside the room.One of the voices was BB's and the other sounded like Robin.
Hurrah!Hurrah!
For southern rights,Hurrah!
Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue flag
That bears a single star!
The door opened and the room entered the changeling and the team leader,drunk as fiddles,smelling like bums and singing on the top of their lungs.They hadn't noticed Raven until she yelled:
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!You two sound worst than a pack of horny cats!"
"Hey Raven?Wha' a' yeh doin' 'ere?",asked BB,trying to fix his eyesight on the girl.
"I think she's askin for some male company,mate.",said Robin groggily.
"Well,in that case,ye've come to teh right place,lass.",said Beastboy,putting his hands on his waist.
Raven,pissed of the way the two were looking at her (like hungry dogs at a bone),said:
"You stupid peckerheads!Why have you been drinking?"
"Well,let's see 'ere.We've been trying to drown or guilt of selling the tower in 'fire water'.Oh,and don't mind BB.".The group leader looked at BB,who had a stupid expression."I think the poor fella's lost it",Robin whispered in Raven's ear.
" 'Ey now!Don't be talkin' boot me 'hind me back!It's not nice,ya know.",said BB.
"If you ask me,you've both lost it.I'll just find another place to sleep.",the girl said.Upon exiting the room she overheard the two drunk teens talking:
" She's kinda cute..."
" Do you respect me mate?"
"Oh man,I respect you."
"Kiss me,ya bloody fool..."
Raven didn't want to hear any more of that so she started running towards the main hall.When she got there,the girl took of her cape,tossed herself on the sofa and went straight to sleep.
"TITANS!Get your lazy asses down here and make me breakfast!",shouted Slade through a loudspeaker.
Robinwas awakened by a shout.Something about breakfast.As soon as he opened his eyes...
"Damn!My head!".He rubbed his cranum.He had not noticed another teen next to him.
"What the...Robin!What are you doing in my room?And why the fuck does my ass hurt?",asked a familiar voice.
"Beastboy!".Robin got worried : he had obviously been drinking last night ; he was in BB's bed and the green boy's ass hurt.
"What did we...".Then it started to add up. "Quick,smell my dick!"
Beastboy looked shocked.
"Why do I have to..."
"JUST DO IT,ALRIGHT?"
The Boy Wonder unzipped his pants and got out his pecker.The changeling sniffed it.
"Dude...this is the strangest,sickest thing I've ever done besides pleasuring a horse."
"Come on!It's not THAT bad.",said Robin.
At that very moment a certain tamaranian girl entered the room.She saw this : Beastboy kneeling in front of Robin,whose dick was in the changeling's face.She screamed:
"ROBIN!BEASTBOY!WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
"Starfire!This is not what it looks like..."
"Tell me,Robin.When a human is standing in front of another human with his penis about to enter the mouth,isn't it obvious what they are doing?"
"He was just smelling..."
"I always thought you liked ME Robin!Not BEASTBOY!".She turned to to the green teen."And YOU!I never thought you would sink to THIS level!For what,BB?For money?For pleasure?To steal MY Robin!"
"Ummm...",the changeling didn't know what to say.
After that the alien flew out of the room,crying.
"Someone won't be getting laid anytime soon.",joked BB.
"Shut up!",whispered the Boy Wonder."Couldn't you at least move back a little or something?"
"TITANS!Get down here or I start spankin'!",said a muffled voice from the kitchen.
"By the way,what did it smell like?",asked Robin,while he and BB were walking through the corridor
"Dude!I don't know what you've been doing with that thing!",answered the changeling."It smelled like SHIT!"
Raven was having a dream.Robin and Beastboy were giving each other blowjobs...then Cy was playing ballet in a tutu...then..
"Wake up!"
She was awakened abruptly.
"Wake up or I'll feed your chakra to my intestinal worms!"
The dark girl opened her eyes lazily.Slade was standing beside her.
"It's about time!",he said."Go make me breakfast!"
The girl tottered to the kitchen where she found Cyborg making (what else) waffles,singing happily to himself.There was no sign of Aqualad,Raven figured he must have gone earlier.
"Good morning,princess of darkness!",Cy smiled.
"What are you so happy about?",Raven muttered.
"Oh,nothing.What are YOU so SAD about?"
"Oh,nothing.Just being the slave of a psycho-villain-maniac.Why do you ask?",she said darkly.
"Come on Raven!He's not that bad!"
"Yeah,sure.Except he's been trying to kill us all of last year."
"I don't hear you cooking,Raven!",shouted Slade from the other room.
At that moment Starfire flew into the room,crying.
"WHY?WHY?WHY?",she cried.
"What's happened Star?",asked Cyborg..
"Beastboy and Robin are...".She couldn't catch her breath."BB is ...s-s-sucking R-r-robin's
cock!".And with that she burried her face in her hands and cried some more.Cyborg and Raven looked at each other with concern.
"Beastboy,I understand",said the half robot."But I always thought Robin was a decent guy..."
The changeling and the Boy Wonder entered the kitchen with concerned looks on their faces.
"You ASSHOLES!",yelled Cyborg."At least lock the freakin' door!JESUS!"
Robin knew what the metal man was talking about.
"Look,guys!BB didn't suck my pecker.He was...smelling it...to..."
"He was WHAT!".Cyborg couldn't believe his ears.
"Last night we got drunk...and...well...BB's ass hurt...and...we weren't sure if we actually..."
"OOOHHH!I get it!",said the half robot angily."Last night you got wasted and you are sniffing his cock to see if it smells like shit,on the count of you're not sure whether he fucked you!".The two blushed and nodded."That's sick!Why didn't you look at his ass to see if it's irritated?You dumbass bitches!"
"Cuz ROBIN",said BB pointing at the leader."told me to.I mean how should I know?He's the smart one!I'm just the comic relief guy!"
"I'm sure even YOU'RE not THAT stupid",said Raven.After that she went to comfort Starfire and explain to her the whole situation.
"Ok...SO?",asked Cy.
"What?"
"Soooo...Did you fuck him?"
"Ummm...NOOOO!Are you kidding?Of course not!",said Robin.He and BB exchanged worried looks.
"Titans,if you don't make me breakfast until 9 a.m.,I'm going to rape Raven while you all watch!",shouted Slade from the main hall.Powerless to do or say anything,the teens started cooking as fast as possible.But Robin's head was already stirring up a plan...
TBC...RR and I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it!