THE CRONICLES OF RAVY AND ARTY
Chapter 9
Disclaimer by Foaly: Rose, owns nothing. Alright? You here me? NOTHING! She will never own me, or Holly, or Julius Beetroot-
Commander Root: CIVILIAN!
Foaly: I gotta go now, bye!
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Some Other place in London
"Why are they all called clues anyway? This seems pretty straight out in my opinion."
Holly and the other fairies had been talking to the Gothic's for a while now, and they insisted on constantly asking stupid questions.
There was a simple explanation for that too.
They were having a bet to see how many questions it would take for the humans to snap.
Roots bet: 1-20
Holly's bet: 21-60
Foaly's bet: 61-infinity
Root had so far already lost 50 bucks.
But he still had hope, if the humans didn't snap before Foaly gave up; he would get 150 dollars back.
Easy money as it is.
"Hey Rosie!" shouted Foaly. He really was quite good at this.
Rose turned to look at him.
"Yes?"
"How do you humans grow those mops on your heads that you call hair?"
'Hmm…' thought Holly. 'Throw a few insults in. He's making my end of the bet more probable.'
"Well, you see, there are these little tiny elves inside our heads that slowly knit out the hairs. It gets longer and longer until they run out of brown, red, blond, or black, so they start using grey, and then white, and eventually you run out of hair entirely."
The 3 little elves starred at her.
"That answers your question?"
They just slowly nodded and backed away.
Artemis smirked to himself. He knew about the bet.
'So… how do we plan on high jacking a Double Decker bus?"
Yep, that was their task all right. High jack a Double Decker bus in the area, and drive it to Big Ben. (The clock Tower)
This was Raven's kind of task!
They went over to a parking lot outside En Fin. Artemis looked at the place and shuddered.
Butler put a hand on his charges shoulder. Signaling, it will be alright.
Suddenly, a double Decker pulled into the parking lot.
Raven smirked and said, "This will be too easy."
As people began to get off the bus to go into the restaurant, the Gothic's and company ran over to the bus.
"We don't want to make a big scene!" whispered Neko to Bean. Bean looked slightly disappointed as he lowered his sife. (How do you spell that? I couldn't find it in the dictionary)
Raven and Fell ran on, grabbed the driver by the collar (they seem to be doing that a lot lately) and chucked him out the window.
They ushered everyone else out of the bus, coming up with all sorts of reasons like: The bus is being fumigated! It's a bomb. (Evil Eva said that, she one time actually did that on a school bus.)
When everyone was off, Raven grabbed the wheel.
Artemis caught that mistake.
"Err… Raven? Maybe, maybe I should drive? Okay?"
Raven reluctantly gave him the wheel.
Not that that did them much good.
Artemis had never driven a car before, let alone a Double Decker Bus.
On the way to Big Ben, Artemis sped across London Bridge, on the wrong side of the road, crashed 6 cars, and ran it through a police line.
But he got them there, and that's all that matters.
At Big Ben, a cop was there to give them the next clue.
Thank God, he didn't see them drive there!
He gave them the clue to the next place when out of no where, came a triple Decker Bus.
"Oh. My. God. Was it really necessary to high jack the Night Bus?" asked Rain.
Hermione was the first one off the bus.
"We made!" she cried. "See? We caught up with you!"
Chelsea and Rachel, followed by everyone else, got off the bus looking as if they were about to throw up.
"Ha ha!" Laughed Rachel and Chelsea.
Hannah, Evil, and Rose crossed their arms and glared. They had bad experiences from those 2.
Draco was still on the bus he was in a coma. They were in such a hurry; they didn't bother dropping him off at the hospital.
Lupin spoke.
"We're here! Can we have the clue now?"
"No fair!" shouted Artemis.
Everyone looked at him.
"It clearly said we had to high jack a Double Decker bus! That's a Triple Decker!"
The Goths smirked at them.
The cop shrugged.
"He has a point."
"But- but- that's not fair!" cried an enraged Hermione.
"Actually… yes it is."
And then they al started fighting and shouting at each other, saying what they thought was fair, and what wasn't fair.
Some where during the middle of it all, Hannah said:
"Bite me."
They all looked at her.
"What?"
"Bite me. I want to be a werewolf."
Awkward silence.
Then the cop stepped in.
"Listen, you didn't do what the card said. Go back to the other side of London and try again."
Everyone was about to protest when the Gothic's drew their weapons.
Then the Hogwarts people went back to the other side of London.
"So where to next?"
Raven opened the envelope.
Then she said in a weird accent-
"You ready to go down unde?"
Guess where they're going?
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