AN: Hey! Me again. Sorry I am not writing my other stories as of right now but I will work on them soon. Flame, laughed at. Yuri yaoi. Ok ok. Ty! Ok the tattoo on Quistis is a from Gackt's cd booklet The Sixth Day. if you do not know who Gackt is and you are a true ff8 fan… then you suck. Sorry. Lol. jk. Anyways not mine. Just the plot.

Two. What the?

There was a cold draft. Did she fall asleep naked again? Quistis slowly opened her eyes. 'Yeah. I did.' She thought to herself. Slowly her surroundings came into focus. Sitting up quickly she hit her head hard on something. "Shit."

Squall looked over the edge of the bed. "Quistis?" She was holding her head. "Yeah?" Squall looked her over as she rolled into her stomach. There at the small of her back was a tattoo. "Quisy?" Zell turned from his spot on the floor. His eyes wide. It just hit him that they all were there, naked. "Quisty! Where did you get that?" Zell eyed the black markings. "Do not yell at me right now Zell.." Quistis pulled at the blankets at the bottom of the bed. Slowly the slid off the bed and onto her.

"Sorry. I forgot that after all those drinks you might have a hangover." Squall placed a pillow over his lap and sighed. "How many drinks and who got them?" Fully wrapped in the blanket, Quistis sat up and made her way onto the bed next to Squall. "Umm.. Selphie. She threw a party for you. Remember?" Squall shook his head. No he could not. And why not? Did he really drink that much?

"Yeah after what he downed I can believe that." Squall looked up at Zell confused. He never really drank. Never. It was something he just didn't care for. Sure he had Champlain every now and then, but never anything different. "What did Selphie bring?" Zell looked over at the coffee table with numerous bottles. "Umm.. Sake, vodka, rum, liqueurs?." Quistis croaked a bit but shook her head. "No. she had peppermint schnapps, and tequila." Squall's eyes widened. Slowly they raked over the large amounts of empty bottles. No wonder they were trashed.

"Seifer drank Irvine under the table." Quistis gave a small laugh at Zell. "Didn't he call you a chicken for not drinking?" Zell chuckled even louder. "Yeah but it was even better. Not being trashed." Squall tried hard to remember what had happened. "So why are we all naked?" His question seamed to spark the same confusion in Quistis. "Yeah Zell.. I can't remember anything after we started that drinking game."

Zell's face lighten as a large grin graced his face. "O we placed truth or dare. Seeing how I was the only one sober, I thought it'd be funny." Quistis gave him a death glare. "You let us play truth or dear drunk?" Zell's face still held the smile. "Yeah. Man you and Squall were really got going at it last night. Never thought I'd hear him talk or yell that much."

Squall eyed Quistis with curiosity. Did he really get it on with Quistis like he said? "Never thought Seifer was gay. Knew Irvine was bi, as well as his beloved Selphie, but man. Rinoa… eheh." Squall looked down at Rinoa who was now cuddled into Selphie. "I .. I you're bull shitting me." Zell quirked his eyebrows at Squall. "Why would I?" Zell looked at them and shook his head. "You don't really remember what happened do ya?" Quistis groaned this time. "No I do not. And I would love more than anything to know. Please fill me in." Zell only shook his head. Grinning he placed his finger to his mouth. "It's my secret."

Just then a loud yelp came from where the boys were sleeping. Irvine was standing a good five feet from Seifer. "What the hell man! That's sick!" Seifer looked rather dazed as Irvine cursed and grabbed his cloths. This woke both Rinoa and Selphie, who turned a very bright color when they saw each other. "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?" Irvine was the only one dressed and looking like a cat on a very small island. Zell only smiled and turned to Squall. "If you guys wanna know then you have to…." The grin grew and a evil twinkle was in his eyes. "Do what I ask for a week."

AN: Ok I know they're short but I think I can post more fast with them like this. What do you think? I think Zell will be the main person in this and all his sick fantasies. So yeah tell me! (Maybe quall?)

JadeAlmasy: TY. I dont know what crack I was on when this came to mind. More coming!

Lady Pyrefly: I wouldnt have know. You know that. lol. anyways heres what ya wanted!

druggo-frog: Heheh. Yaoi (guy/guy) kicks ass. sorry. Yuri (girl/girl) is ok. not going to be too much of eather but there are some. i think next chapy Selphie and RInoa make out. keep an eyes out!

Leon Zero: More coming! (excuse the pun)

Zoe